What would you do if you woke up to the fire alarm ringing?

[Joker_]

I would immediately go to the toilet to shit

[libsaretards]

Step outside to see if it is a real threat or just a prank. If it is a real issue, I would get dressed and get to safety. If it was a prank, I would find whoever did it, light some rubber on fire until it produced smoke, then while it is still smoking attach the rubber to the prankster and tell the fire department he started the fire.

[Joker_]

Ryan started the fire

[libsaretards]

Damnit Ryan lol

[Sonorous]

I'd put my earphones in because I have hyperacusis. Then I'd walk in the kitchen to see who tf burned their food.

[Joker_]

who's hyperacusis

[Sonorous]

a gift from the loud ass speakers of a christian church I was forced to go to

[Joker_]

Nice

[Sonorous]

Right! Not only did they fuck my mind up! But they fucked my body up too! Jesus is so wonderful

[Joker_]

Je-sus

[Sonorous]

haha I said that but wish a Spanish accent

[Joker_]

I'm diarrhoeaing rn

[Sonorous]

pictures or it didn't happen

[Joker_]

It didn't happen

[Sonorous]

or you're just ashamed of your phone's camera quality

[Joker_]

You figured me out fast

[Sonorous]

my niggas call me tinkerbell

[Joker_]

Because you like to cosplay Tinkerbell

[Sonorous]

damn right and anyone that got a problem can suck my stinkerbell

[Joker_]

ew‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Sonorous]

"Stinkerbell" is what I call my small icy pop business. Them sucking & slurping on those sweet little sticks will be statistically more likely to make them happier people which will then cause them to be more open to liking me and tolerating my cosplay endeavors

[Joker_]

wtf‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Sonorous]

Hey, it's okay. not even Jesus can predict me

[Joker_]

Jesus is @unable to predict you

[Unable]

Jesus is black

[Joker_]

https://youtu.be/qfAqtFuGjWM

[Sonorous]

@Unable - Wanna hear a magic trick? I can prove that you're racist in 3 easy steps

[Unable]

Shut up n**

[Unable]

Nigger​​​​​

[Sonorous]

okay new magic trick

I can prove you're racist in one easy screenshot

[Unable]

Holy shit are you chris angel

[Sonorous]

close enough

[Joker_]

lol‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Unable]

That's Tyrone angel

[Sonorous]

Please, I prefer "Ty"

[Joker_]

Ty‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Sonorous]

yw‏‏‎ ‎

[beebella]

Follow you to watch you shit.

[Joker_]

This is my favourite answer

[beebella]

I'm so glad it's your favorite.

[Joker_]

Thank you

[Still-alive]

make sure you uses air freshener

[Joker_]

my shit is what makes the air fresher

[beebella]

@Still-alive His shit smells like flowers.

[Still-alive]

get a big whiff now

[Sketti2021]

Bruh... are you ok lmao

[Joker_]

yes why do you ask

[Sketti2021]

Lmao 💩

[OlderAndWiser]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-26-2016/Gh8sWJ.gif

[Jouth]

Happens all the time at my apartment. What a shithole

[Slim57]

Turn it off and go back to bed

[Joker_]

lol‎‎‎‎‎‎

[InferiorElegy]

Try and go back to sleep.