If Santa was real what would you ask him?

[Anonymous]

[Rosexøxø]

Erm just help me get what I’m working for sooner, then I can enjoy other things longer.

Also to help me gain some political position- shift some things around then leave the position while everything is fixed, everyone forgets my identity (like MIB) only remembering my name and character and then we can all live in solitude with our fun stuff. That’s it Santa 🙋‍♀️. That should cover everything for every Christmas for the rest of my life, thanks.

🎄

[Asker]

You’re welcome. Maybe Santa will lol

[Rosexøxø]

🤲😵 #bless

🎅

[Bethany22]

I would ask him to make me more friends and family

[DoctorSex]

Some things are simply beyond mythical beings Bethany.

[andreasderjuengere]

A typical GaG question would be: ''How long is your dick, Santa'' (followed by '.. mine is...')

Personally, I'd be interested what he's doing all these 364 off-days at the North Pole,

and if he has favourites among the elves

[Asker]

Well I don’t ask those questions lol

[humanearth]

To stop the worlds super elite from forming the NWO and stop the Genocide that's coming

[Guy13]

Okay, there's no way your going down any chimney... How to you breakin-enter without getting shot or arrested?

[Asker]

LMAO

[Guy13]

Response would be like: "my suit has the latest in Oil Industry technologies... basically when I pull my hat ball the equivalent of greasy lard oozes out the suit for easy slide... you're right though too old for crawl to the tree... the elf under the hat gets that now"

[Asker]

Yeah. Lol. That or he’s magic 🪄

[Guy13]

🎅 💰 💵 💷 🎅 Poof 🪄.

[AshLee83]

I’d shoot anyone coming down my chimney!!! 🔫🎅🏻

[AshLee83]

That’s all we need…first it was the clowns running around with knives and scaring children and then freaks dressed as Santa robbing houses. Noooooo thank you.

[Guy13]

@AshLee83 It is back to Halloween at that point 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Asker]

Yeah lol

[Asker]

@AshLee83 just about. Probably your coworkers

[AshLee83]

@Guy13 lol so true!

[Guy13]

I’m writing the screenplay now…Unfortunately, learning the Role is going to put Screenplay completion into 2024 Christmas season ticket sales…. I started preparing for 🎅 replacement on Halloween. After this Fourth Quarter eating topped with January champagne and martini drowning 🥂 🍸…. And then February chocolatiering…I should be well on my to “living the ‘dream role’ with the luck 🍀 of the Irish 🍺 🍺🍺🍺 Guinness/cider
Ho.. Ho…Ho 🔔

[AviatorTom]

What? Santa's not real?

[Asker]

That’s why I said IF

[Asker]

Anything is possible 😂

[jennifer_bloom]

Peppermint candy and reindeer chocolate

[BlueScorpio]

Can I have house, please? Lol

[MCheetah]

Tell me the secret of your time-stopping and reality warping powers in "one night!"

(Okay, that's not a question.)

HOW do you do all of your time-stopping and reality warping powers to get to every house on Earth in "one night?" Tell me your secrets! Is it the eleves? Do they give you power over time and space? The evil flying demonic reindeer? What?

Wait... I GET IT! S-A-N-T-A is an anagram for S-A-T-A-N!

[lightbulb27]

I'd ask him if he was naughty this year, and he'd get a lie detector test after he answered.

why hans't he had any children... him and mrs clause are getting old...

[Asker]

I would assume Santa has kids.

[dustybiker]

Where is Jesper?

@sirderpsalot123

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker Jesper is the man.😎

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Agreed. Oh.. and duck!

[sirderpsalot123]

Lmfao..

[Maybe_1day]

I would of asked him to gift me back my youth, my childhood, most purest moments of my life. Since that can't happen, santa will always remain a myth.

[Asker]

Same

[WhitneySnow]

How do you feel about the de-Christianization of Christmas?

[Asker]

Hate it

[WhitneySnow]

I meant that’s a question you could ask Santa

[oddwaffle]

Do you wear the same getup in the tropics and Australia? It's summer down there.

[Asker]

It’s fall in the states

[Luopio27]

Santa can't get me a pretty white girlfriend, so no point of praying or hoping. Same goes for all wishmasters.

[Asker]

The girls at the North Pole are beautiful. Lol

[Asker]

Sure. Maybe he can deliver you one lol

[Luopio27]

ain't lookin for Ho and dont wannt Santa to become a dam pimp.

[DoctorSex]

Why did you sell out to coke... How much did they pay you for your fictitious soul?

Kind regards,

[LaBokaChula]

A little spot where I can be by myself with my family and not have to worry about anything other than surviving.

[SnowedIn]

What happened in 1983 and 1984 about the Lego set and the Atari?

[OfDeath]

Don't you remember? You were naughty those years.

[SnowedIn]

@OfDeath Oooof. I was the good kid in the family!!! But, yeah, that's possibly true.

[Heolurt]

Why he never brought me a better face all those years I asked for it.

[Asker]

Oh my gosh 😂

[exitseven]

I would ask him to bring me a helicopter. I have been good this year.

[dustybiker]

I want one too.

[Sarataí]

I would ask for a 1972 Chevelle SS (tricked out to my liking) lol 😂

[Asker]

That’s a pretty good gift. Not sure how Santa would put it in his sleigh. But he’s magic. So… sure he could find a way lol

[Anonymous]

Satan is real and is not someone you would want to mess with.

[Asker]

I said Santa and yes I’m aware of that

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry its early morning here read santa wrong

[BJP21]

Keep doing what he originally did as St. Nicolas of Myra.

[AshLee83]

For an unlimited supply of candy canes!!! Yum!!

[Asker]

cool HAHA. You been reported for having multiple accounts every one of your alts has been reported

[AshLee83]

I can assure you I find it difficult to find enough time to manage my one account. Have a wonderful day!!!

[Asker]

Lol. It’s so clearly obvious. You all type exactly the same. You tell me the same stuff. You comment under the same posts. LMAO

[Asker]

Give a candy cane to all your boyfriends

[AshLee83]

I’m sorry but you have me confused with someone else.

I would love to give candy canes to all my boy friends and all my girl friends. What a nice gesture, thank you.

[AshLee83]

Also I can’t even see your name…it just says “Asker” so how could I even speak to you directly unless you post on my replies or questions.

I think you have me mistaken.

[AshLee83]

@bowenw Can you see the name of the rude person commenting on my posts? This one and on my comments below. On my screen it says the person’s name is “Asker” so I’m not sure if it’s one of the crazy people I blocked. And if it is why can they still see my responses? Weird right? I think it’s that Karen type dude. Lol

[bowenw]

I cannot. It only shows as a blue "Asker".

[AshLee83]

I bet it’s Karen in disguise!!! Lol.

Karen!!! You don’t have to hide! We can be friends!!! Lol

[KayMay]

Wait, what? He's not real?

[Asker]

Anything is possible. Lol

[KayMay]

True

[Asker]

Maybe it’s top secret and only certain military and government officials know he’s real

[Fuentes]

He never gave me ish so we may have to run a fade

[In_Trance]

He was real... it takes literally seconds to reasrch this

[Agape93]

If he can drop some explosives into a certain person's house.

[ChillaxingLove]

What do you want for Christmas

[Asker]

Wonder what he would even say lol

[Noahzaid]

That old man, can’t do nothing.

[Asker]

He’s magic. I wouldn’t piss off Santa.

[Noahzaid]

👀 I don’t want any trouble.

[MCheetah]

@Asker
Damn right he is!

[melisaaa]

I would ask for sanity

[Asker]

Same 😂

[melisaaa]

:’))

[LavLavLuv]

wheres my gift

[Asker]

Right? Lol

[Hardworkingguy]

To give my family and I perfect health

[Asker]

Amen

[Drumlin2001]

Gimme some money, not greedy £500k will do

[Anonymous]

Where's all the bitches?

[Asker]

Check your local animal shelter.

[FootfetishistBoy]

I would ask him to help me cure my depression

[TroyDT2]

What do you mean "If?"

[Motheman]

Id ask santa 'Are you a pedophile'?

[Valso]

10 million euros cash.

[allogenis96]

Saint Nicholas was real, he was from Greece.

[Anonymous]

To make me happy

[Asker]

Awww. That makes me sad

[Anonymous]

Sex and drugs

[legalboxers]

where is my wife I asked for 10 years ago

[Alperengin1]

wheres my gift

[AndrewAzul]

A hot girlfriend

[Anonymous]

Why are you so creepy?

[Asker]

What? This is just a fun question. Maybe you posted under the wrong thing.

[Asker]

Much better then sex related questions.

[Asker]

Unless you're HAHA which you have said plenty of really creepy stuff and I will report every account of yours I see