Erm just help me get what I’m working for sooner, then I can enjoy other things longer.
Also to help me gain some political position- shift some things around then leave the position while everything is fixed, everyone forgets my identity (like MIB) only remembering my name and character and then we can all live in solitude with our fun stuff. That’s it Santa 🙋♀️. That should cover everything for every Christmas for the rest of my life, thanks.
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Asker+1 yYou’re welcome. Maybe Santa will lol
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I would ask him to make me more friends and family
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+1 yA typical GaG question would be: ''How long is your dick, Santa'' (followed by '.. mine is...')
Personally, I'd be interested what he's doing all these 364 off-days at the North Pole,
and if he has favourites among the elves
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Asker+1 yWell I don’t ask those questions lol
+1 yTo stop the worlds super elite from forming the NWO and stop the Genocide that's coming
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Okay, there's no way your going down any chimney... How to you breakin-enter without getting shot or arrested?
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Asker+1 yLMAO
Asker+1 yYeah. Lol. That or he’s magic 🪄
Asker+1 yYeah lol
Asker+1 y@AshLee83 just about. Probably your coworkers
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I’m writing the screenplay now…Unfortunately, learning the Role is going to put Screenplay completion into 2024 Christmas season ticket sales…. I started preparing for 🎅 replacement on Halloween. After this Fourth Quarter eating topped with January champagne and martini drowning 🥂 🍸…. And then February chocolatiering…I should be well on my to “living the ‘dream role’ with the luck 🍀 of the Irish 🍺 🍺🍺🍺 Guinness/cider
Ho.. Ho…Ho 🔔
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+1 yWhat? Santa's not real?
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Asker+1 yThat’s why I said IF
Asker+1 yAnything is possible 😂
+1 yPeppermint candy and reindeer chocolate
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+1 yCan I have house, please? Lol
10 ReplyTell me the secret of your time-stopping and reality warping powers in "one night!"
(Okay, that's not a question.)
HOW do you do all of your time-stopping and reality warping powers to get to every house on Earth in "one night?" Tell me your secrets! Is it the eleves? Do they give you power over time and space? The evil flying demonic reindeer? What?Wait... I GET IT! S-A-N-T-A is an anagram for S-A-T-A-N!
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+1 yI'd ask him if he was naughty this year, and he'd get a lie detector test after he answered.
why hans't he had any children... him and mrs clause are getting old...
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Asker+1 yI would assume Santa has kids.
+1 yWhere is Jesper?
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@dustybiker Jesper is the man.😎
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@sirderpsalot123 Agreed. Oh.. and duck!
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Lmfao..
+1 yI would of asked him to gift me back my youth, my childhood, most purest moments of my life. Since that can't happen, santa will always remain a myth.
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Asker+1 ySame
+1 yHow do you feel about the de-Christianization of Christmas?
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Asker+1 yHate it
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I meant that’s a question you could ask Santa
Do you wear the same getup in the tropics and Australia? It's summer down there.
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Asker+1 yIt’s fall in the states
Santa can't get me a pretty white girlfriend, so no point of praying or hoping. Same goes for all wishmasters.
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Asker+1 yThe girls at the North Pole are beautiful. Lol
Asker+1 ySure. Maybe he can deliver you one lol
Why did you sell out to coke... How much did they pay you for your fictitious soul?
Kind regards,
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+1 yA little spot where I can be by myself with my family and not have to worry about anything other than surviving.
10 ReplyWhat happened in 1983 and 1984 about the Lego set and the Atari?
22 ReplyWhy he never brought me a better face all those years I asked for it.
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Asker+1 yOh my gosh 😂
645 opinions shared on Holidays topic. I would ask him to bring me a helicopter. I have been good this year.
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I want one too.
I would ask for a 1972 Chevelle SS (tricked out to my liking) lol 😂
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Asker+1 yThat’s a pretty good gift. Not sure how Santa would put it in his sleigh. But he’s magic. So… sure he could find a way lol
Anonymous(25-29)+1 ySatan is real and is not someone you would want to mess with.
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Asker+1 yI said Santa and yes I’m aware of that
Opinion Owner+1 ySorry its early morning here read santa wrong
Keep doing what he originally did as St. Nicolas of Myra.
10 ReplyFor an unlimited supply of candy canes!!! Yum!!
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Asker+1 ycool HAHA. You been reported for having multiple accounts every one of your alts has been reported
Asker+1 yLol. It’s so clearly obvious. You all type exactly the same. You tell me the same stuff. You comment under the same posts. LMAO
Asker+1 yGive a candy cane to all your boyfriends
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@bowenw Can you see the name of the rude person commenting on my posts? This one and on my comments below. On my screen it says the person’s name is “Asker” so I’m not sure if it’s one of the crazy people I blocked. And if it is why can they still see my responses? Weird right? I think it’s that Karen type dude. Lol
Wait, what? He's not real?
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Asker+1 yAnything is possible. Lol
Asker+1 yMaybe it’s top secret and only certain military and government officials know he’s real
He never gave me ish so we may have to run a fade
10 ReplyHe was real... it takes literally seconds to reasrch this
10 ReplyIf he can drop some explosives into a certain person's house.
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+1 yWhat do you want for Christmas
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Asker+1 yWonder what he would even say lol
That old man, can’t do nothing.
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Asker+1 yHe’s magic. I wouldn’t piss off Santa.
I would ask for sanity
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Asker+1 ySame 😂
wheres my gift
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Asker+1 yRight? Lol
+1 yTo give my family and I perfect health
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Asker+1 yAmen
+1 yGimme some money, not greedy £500k will do
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Anonymous(18-24)+1 yWhere's all the bitches?
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Asker+1 yCheck your local animal shelter.
+1 yI would ask him to help me cure my depression
10 ReplyWhat do you mean "If?"
10 ReplyId ask santa 'Are you a pedophile'?
10 Reply10 million euros cash.
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+1 ySaint Nicholas was real, he was from Greece.
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yTo make me happy
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Asker+1 yAwww. That makes me sad
Anonymous(25-29)+1 ySex and drugs
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+1 ywhere is my wife I asked for 10 years ago
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+1 ywheres my gift
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+1 yA hot girlfriend
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yWhy are you so creepy?
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Asker+1 yWhat? This is just a fun question. Maybe you posted under the wrong thing.
Asker+1 yMuch better then sex related questions.
Asker+1 yUnless you're HAHA which you have said plenty of really creepy stuff and I will report every account of yours I see
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