If Santa were real?

[Anonymous]

If Santa were real and I could control his army of elves, would it be rude to use them to destroy all DVD copies of the smurfs? Asking for a friend...

No

Still no

Absolutely... Not

There's no yes option

No it'd be okay, I hate smurfs

[clampfan101]

Do Christmas elves not like Smurfs? lol

[Asker]

No it's been an age old battle didntchya hear?

[clampfan101]

If I did I’ve forgotten it.

[laly520]

the poor smurfs

[Asker]

"take no pity on the enemy"
-Arthur from the movie Elf... Probably

[Anonymous]

Is this really what you think about?

[Asker]

When I have nothing better to do, but usually other things like if aliens came to earth. Would they be party animals or killing machines? Maybe even teachers? Or why do people think of aliens as so technologically advanced? Because we as a species wish we were more advanced generally? Anyways, no I usually think about my job...

[Anonymous]

Yes, it would be

[Asker]

Good thing both are a fiction of imagination. Wouldn't want to be troubled with Genocide

[handsomelad70]

I'd ask for a 38D-24-36,20-40-year-old buxom blonde !!!

[strateguy632]

worse than rude!

[AviatorTom]

What do you mean IF?

Santa IS real!

[Avicenna]

Yeah, that would be rude