There's a lot of elves over there so maybe there's a reason why. Plus, she and her husband have been isolated from humanity except on Christmas, so she might have a distorted view on height anyways.
what do you think she'll do to you?
I get how Mrs. Claus could be a welcomed kidnap for some of the Elf and Gnome sized population. Talk about a White Cougar, I could actually see a line forming...
What would scare me most is if Santa kidnapped or Mrs. Claus was Santa sent. If this was the case then "Gnome/Elf drop down the chimney with gift and bring the treats back up to me" Talent is being sought. I do not see relocation bonus or salary being very good in this dynamic... At least until the kidnapped proved that they were NOT actually a Misfit Toy requiring another Relocation cost.
Perhaps all the height complainers will encounter others of Same-Height-Status on the grounds. Then, their family can be realized while slaving in Santa's Workshop. I mean there are costs necessary when a man takes on a family. So, from this respect what might have seemed bad or unorthodox can be a good thing.
I'm 6'2", so I'd suspect it was to recruit me to the North Pole basketball team, unless we've been wrong this whole time and Santa doesn't live at the North Pole, but among the Masai. Or possibly among a tribe of Masai who got really, REALLY lost at some point, and just set up shop in Greenland.
However, I was asked today "If you could ask Santa one question, what would it be?", which is something I hadn't considered before, and maybe it's just my yearly viewing of Night of the Meek talking, but my reply was "'Are you hiring?'". So I doubt I'd complain too much.
She would give me to her husband so that he sells me back to humanity because men are supposed to make the money, and girls are not attracted to men who don't, and she wants to be attracted to him.
I wouldn't blame her if she mistook me as one of her elves. I am pretty short. But as for what would be done to me, she'd probably either make me work in the shop or help her bake or cook.
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BUT... Mrs. Claus is a smart lady. So, I'm thinking she has as much of a clue about who is naughty and nice and who has what skills as Santa. I'm guessing she's kidnapping me for one of two reasons. Either Santa isn't... performing, shall we say. Or (far more likely) she knows that I'm an administrative whiz and and an organizational great and she's brought me to the North Pole to streamline Claus Admin.
I'm 6-foot plus, so if she thinks I'm too short and should be an elf, I guess elves are much taller than earlier reported.
Uh oh. I’m not short short. But shit I would go to the North Pole and work with Santa
That scenario would assume any of that fictional santa garbage was real. And if that were the case, I'd go.
Who wouldn't want wizard parents, endless amounts of food, toys and games, and pet flying raindeer? Thats demigod territory.
u @bigpauly and I would take her out at the kneecaps.
I'm offended highly more than the fact a lady kidnapped me at all.
If she tried to kidnap me? I'd most likely slit her throat and feed her to some hogs.
I guess, sad, that she's become so incredibly near-sighted! I'm 6' 9"!!
That's not funny because I am short and in my early teens used to play an elf in Santa's grotto.
Wonder how, I'm taller than average. Besides, her lost elf is right here @bigpauly
I'd wonder if she was drunk or high, I'm 6'5, and if that's too short for a human, she wasn't looking hard enough.
I'm probably twice the height of one of Santa's elves, so I guess I'd ask to be named Buddy.
I would kidnap Mrs clause and tell Santa to pay me in everything he has lol
Well how could anyone possibly think that?
Punch her in the nose!
I'm 6'4", what the eff is she smoking?
😹 I’m offended!
i would laugh lol
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