If Santa dies, would you be OK with Mrs. Claus taking over the entire operation?

[supercutebutt]

There is some concern that due to the poor health of Santa Claus, his toy delivering days are numbered. Do you think Mrs. Claus has what it takes if Santa should succumb to his morbid obesity? Check out the youtube link below and VOTE!

The odds of Santa dying soon are high. So yes, we have no choice but to accept Mrs. Claus.

No. Mrs. Claus isn't up to the job. Furthermore, she totally creeps me out.

[andreasderjuengere]

Mr. Claus no longer owns his (former) own business.
Here's a short overview:
It was taken over in the 2000's by a group of online-sales enterprises, after business going low Santa had earlier given out franchise licenses to retail chains and even private organisations between 1940 and into the 90's.
Santa's (rare) public appearances are now restricted to representing the company for marketing purposes where others in the background control the show (that's similar to a position as i. e. U. S. president)
There's also a rumour that a prenup contract prevents Mrs. Claus from interference in business affairs.
The next Santa will more likely be a grandson of Bezos, or perhaps a former Microsoft Manager. Where it is unclear if Jack Ma or Ben Netanyahu will give a veto there.

Personally, I'd prefer that the reindeers form a cooperative to continue with Santa's original idea under their own combined management; they had always done the real work, anyway.

[exitseven]

Yes, I think Santa has a few co-morbidities, He is overweight and over 70 years old. He refused to get vaccinated and does not wear a mask. He is probably going to get Covid and die. I bet Jeff Bezos takes over the operation in a hostile takeover. I just feel bad for all those elves. They will be locked out while Bezos contracts with China to make all the toys offshore.

[supercutebutt]

All the toys are already made in China. Or Taiwan which is close to China but a completely different country. That's right. You heard me. And if China is reading this and they disagree, F-YOU!

[exitseven]

@supercutebutt yes, sadly it is true. Everything is made in China. It makes me sad to go into the stores to buy something. All the stuff is such crap too. I think you would have to try really hard to make merchandise of a worse quality.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[sweetmessposts]

Mrs. Claus does look creepy lol maybe Santa does too but his beard and hat covers 75% of his face 💀

[purplepoppy]

Yes and she should get equal pay

[Tstrbrainer]

In pounds or poundings?

[bean2k21]

Why? Because she's a woman? Let's see her work as hard as Mr Claus before making that determination.

[TheLittleInnocent]

@bean2k21 😭Bro u think she just sits around? She essentially runs the workshop and helps out the elves with toy making. And she takes care of the Santa and the reindeers making sure they're ready fit for the 24th.

[supercutebutt]

@TheLittleInnocent I agree. You know someone is doing a good job when you don't hear anything about them in the news. That's what the media does. They focus on the negative. And Mrs. Claus is basically unknown, not because she is a disaster. It's because she is awesome. :)

[bean2k21]

@TheLittleInnocent I'm not saying she doesn't do a great job. But is she focused on the bottom line? No. A knot on the log doesn't become more valuable by sitting there being a knot.

[GaGirls]

lol at this comment section

[KeepSpreadingLove]

mrs claus is like the most loving
grandmother-ly figure out there


a clay mation version of her
took over when he was sick


of course I will be ok


but remember kids of other countries
have a different gift giver
how can santa deliver to russia
if ded moroz brings presents on dec 31


if kids in nederland recieve from sinterklaas
on 5 dec


if kids in belarus recieve from
oh what is his name


georgia, snow grandfather
tovlis papa


etc...

[JohnE_69]

As Creepy as she looks in that picture of her, hopefully not for real. If Santa does die,
Santa's job delivering presents around the world MUST GO ON! I think Mrs. Claus will kick it into high gear and somehow get the job done, for I'm sure, Mr. Claus will be with her in spirit. It may be a different experience having Mrs. Claus delivering the presents,
but the spirit of the Christmas Spirit will be alive as ever.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

The odds of Santa dying soon are high. So yes, we have no choice but to accept Mrs. Claus

[Heartache0405]

I thought if Santa died a new Santa would magically replace him? Like that one time when he fell off the roof and Tim Allen became Santa.

[supercutebutt]

Dude, that was a movie.

[Heartache0405]

Whaaaaaat, no. It was real!

[jaybee281]

I mean if she took her own eyeballs out what is she going to do to us?

[supercutebutt]

She can put them back in so don't worry.

[jaybee281]

Ohh I am worried, she's the reincarnation of that old woman from the movie prisoners

[supercutebutt]

Yeah well according to that youtube link it sounds like Santa is gonna die so I would accept Mrs. Claus. It's better than nothing.

[AviatorTom]

Haven't you seen the movies? Santa's children will take over and Mr and Mrs Claus will retire to a beach bungalow in the Caribbean.

[Seangreen]

She didn't do s*** her whole life she can't run no business all she did was spread her legs and suck dick

[supercutebutt]

Those are hateful words.

[Seangreen]

They're not hateful because you don't like them they're just words

[supercutebutt]

u have hate in your heart :(

[Seangreen]

No ma'am I have reality in my heart and I know what goes on in the world I don't assume it's what I'd like to think goes on in the world

[supercutebutt]

So in your reality, Mrs. Claus "sucks dick"?

[CuriousMufuxka]

Oh, come on. Mr. Claus sold the entire corporation decades ago! The reindeer were genetically modified. The elves actually got uncomfortable with legal wages and returned to slave labor. And Amazon lives happily ever after!

[Tstrbrainer]

I don't mind, actually it will be a great news for millions of horny dad's and teens.

I'd rather hang condoms instead of socks though

[sean1234]

santa will die with the second deathas is stated in the bible in Revelations, for santais satan.

[Deserter]

No, honestly can we just get rid of Santa Clause? Tired of it, every year it's nothing but movies and songs from the 1940s. There needs to be some novelty

[Luopio27]

Who else could inherit his job?
His reindeer has no arms.

[supercutebutt]

Right. Unless he has a sugarbaby. Otherwise, it's time for Mrs. Claus to step up.

[Luopio27]

If Santa doesn't have kids, he could adopt one.

[Guardian45]

Santa Claus has superhuman powers, so he ain't DYING; that is if he exists!

[supercutebutt]

He exists and he is dying. Listen to that youtube thing up above.

[Guardian45]

BOGUS Alternate Facts! EVERYONE knows Santa is IMMORTAL with SUPERHUMAN abilities! How else could a grossly fat man slide down an impossibly skinny chimney! The Prosecution rests, Your Honor!

[Anonymous]

Odin won’t die until Ragnarok. Oh wait Christians wanted to make Yule their own holiday and change Odin to Santa.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Sure why not?

No Option C for you taking over? 🤔😂

[Anonymous]

Saint Nicholas is already almost two millennia gone.

[Anonymous]

well if she does that who the hell is going to cook?

[topramen1565]

i would trust that Mrs. Clause can get it done and if not, maybe their offspring.

[Massageman]

Maybe she'd remarry - - - - -

[emperor90]

Well if he is real then sure but he is not real so no

[Elisabeth1985]

Yea all he eats is cookies, drink milk. He come through a chimney catches his pants on fire.

[bean2k21]

I'd be willing to give her a chance

[Gwenhwyfar]

Maybe their daughter could do it. Emma Claus.

[Tstrbrainer]

Never heard of her

[Gwenhwyfar]

@Tstrbrainer I made her up lol

[Tstrbrainer]

I almost googled her lol

[supercutebutt]

She totally exists

[Gwenhwyfar]

@supercutebutt nice!!!

[Tstrbrainer]

Wonderful✨😍

[snackthatsmilesback]

Reminds me of the movie Noelle.

[supercutebutt]

Never saw it. Did the Claus wife take over?

[snackthatsmilesback]

No the daughter

[supercutebutt]

How did she do?

[snackthatsmilesback]

Okay for her first time. I didn't like the movie that much but the scene where she tries to deliver all the presents was a pretty nice scene.

[supercutebutt]

I'm gonna watch it today. I have Disney+ for another week.

[snackthatsmilesback]

Oh nice

[supercutebutt]

I watched it. I'll give it 2 stars out of 5. It was a cute idea but could have been better.

[snackthatsmilesback]

That's a good way to put it.

[krin_m]

I bet she could do a better job than Santa!

[clampfan101]

You can’t die if you’re not real.

[supercutebutt]

Little Billy might be reading these responses. So behave, please.

[clampfan101]

Little Billy isn’t going to want to read anything about Santa dying.

[supercutebutt]

Let's not pretend you care about little Billy all of the sudden.

[legalboxers]

The Elves can do it... the Elves have a union!

[jimmy2]

She looks dead hey lets just point and cluck time

[LegendaryIcon]

I'm jewish

[supercutebutt]

This question isn't about you. It's about an obese man and his wife. OK?

[Nomoturtle]

I'm vegan

[LegendaryIcon]

Nope

[TheLittleInnocent]

@Nomoturtle I'm short sighted

[PeterSmith1983]

Yes ofcourse

[JohnK123]

Second pic is creepy

[msc545]

No - she would mess it up.

[supercutebutt]

Sexist!

[msc545]

wait... me?

[supercutebutt]

Yes. Give Mrs. Claus a chance. OK?

[msc545]

sure, no problem.

[supercutebutt]

:) :)

[DevinAM]

I hope she does.

[DevinAM]

Have what it takes mean.