We all know santa uses his magical powers to be in stores simultaneously around the world at the same time. But what about Mrs Claus? Shouldn't she be helping out?
Perhaps some children would prefer to sit on her knee because Santa can be frightening. So is it time she earned her keep and started working in stores? After all the queue would go down quicker?
Could he possibly trust her word about what the rugrats asked for? We all know that the two prominent abiding qualities of all women is that no matter what you say to them, they hear what they want to hear and they always think they’re right. I feel like every kid who sat on the Missus’s lap would have an experience much like the following.
Sure, sure… it’s a Mr. Claus in the clip first telling a kid what he wants, and then arguing with him about what the kid really wants. Yet in my real life the only people who have ever done that to me have all had boobs. If i was running as sophisticated an operation as that up in the north pole and i already had to check my own dang list twice every year, there’s no way i’m trusting any part of the PR campaign to some know it all broad! She can bake cookies and hand them out to the kids while making her own list of handsy dads to get their lumps of coal.
If I was Mrs. Claus I'd be like, "Hey! I'm not your fuckin' maid! Clean up your own mess! You took this job! You knew what you were getting into! Now quit bitching and get your fat ass down there and be responsible! I've got enough to do without hearing your constant complaining!"
Then as soon as he was out of my hair and gone I'd chill out with a bottle of wine or 10 and relax without having to hear his constant rambling about "lists" and "overworked elves forming unions" and all that nonsense.
Why the title that does not remotely match the description? As for the description: no. Stop trying to force females into EVERYTHING in society. There is nothing wrong with leaving tradition alone. Create a new holiday with a female figure if you want females. Don't try to force females into existing holidays.
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Could he possibly trust her word about what the rugrats asked for? We all know that the two prominent abiding qualities of all women is that no matter what you say to them, they hear what they want to hear and they always think they’re right. I feel like every kid who sat on the Missus’s lap would have an experience much like the following.
https://youtu.be/kPDY1uM4WKQ?si=vkIo7x-HidZAMSDnSure, sure… it’s a Mr. Claus in the clip first telling a kid what he wants, and then arguing with him about what the kid really wants. Yet in my real life the only people who have ever done that to me have all had boobs. If i was running as sophisticated an operation as that up in the north pole and i already had to check my own dang list twice every year, there’s no way i’m trusting any part of the PR campaign to some know it all broad! She can bake cookies and hand them out to the kids while making her own list of handsy dads to get their lumps of coal.
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Great idea... But she might have to identify as a man to satisfy Santa Union Rules. 😐
Not if both are together so kids have a choice
I would still keep away of both santas
If I was Mrs. Claus I'd be like, "Hey! I'm not your fuckin' maid! Clean up your own mess! You took this job! You knew what you were getting into! Now quit bitching and get your fat ass down there and be responsible! I've got enough to do without hearing your constant complaining!"
Then as soon as he was out of my hair and gone I'd chill out with a bottle of wine or 10 and relax without having to hear his constant rambling about "lists" and "overworked elves forming unions" and all that nonsense.
Why the title that does not remotely match the description?
As for the description: no. Stop trying to force females into EVERYTHING in society. There is nothing wrong with leaving tradition alone. Create a new holiday with a female figure if you want females. Don't try to force females into existing holidays.
Did you sit on Santa Claus‘s lap as a child?
Of course.
Nice I have pictures to of me sitting on his lap. My hair was totally white as a little boy
I didn't know you were an albino
I’m not albino lol I just had pure white hair as a blonde haired boy as a little kid I was like Dennis the Menace have you ever heard of him?
Yes but he's got black spikey hair in the British version
Eww that’s an evil wicked Dennis the Menace in the American version the kids got white hair. Aren't you proud to have white hair?
Since she's a stay at home wife then no, she should bring sandwiches, tea or beer to his grotto when he's working
Why does the Easter bunny not get as much attention as santa?
Yes, she should serving adults!😂
Sure, if she really needs the job :P