1 yAs for Gertrude she made the naughty list & as for Santa he wanted to figure out why she made the naughty list so one day he took a little trip to her establishment.
As for Santa he was greeted at the door & after he was greeted at the door he decided to sit down & watch the show & when he was watching the show he said HO HO HO.
Long story short Gertrude was a stripper & after she heard HO HO HO she sat on Santa’s lap & found out what the North Pole really was & after that she made the nice list & they lived happily ever after or some bullshit like that.
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Lol good one!
Great question by the way.
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She was one of the three Hos
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Ding ding ding!
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A beautiful young woman who lived alone in a cabin in the woods and baked the most wonderful cookies. She pretended to be asleep one Christmas, and when Santa came down her chimney, she came out from beneath her fur blanket to show him just how good a good girl could be. He fell in love and carried her off to the North Pole and they lived happily ever after.
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Lol that's a good one but nope
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1 yShe was the Scout Leader of North Pole Elf Boy Scout Troop, and ran a drug rehabilitation program for elves and their parents on the side.
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Good guess but nope
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@Simslover92 Well, before that she ran a Hooter's restaurant but she tries to keep that a secret.
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Haha again good guess but no
i think she was a secretary over on Seventh Avenue...
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She was really cute back in the day.
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Lol good one but nope
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u 1 yQ. What was Mrs. Claus before she married Santa?
A. Single.
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She was a schoolteacher but yes she was also single.
1 yConsidering Santa was based on Odin, I figured Mrs. Claus was based on Frigg, his wife.
10 Reply721 opinions shared on Holidays topic. She worked the counter at Dunkin Donuts.
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Lol no... good one though
I think she was a phrase then a , then a clause
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1 yHer original name was Marissa and she got caught up with some disreputable characters in the Levant about two millenia ago. She was working as an exotic dancer then and had a VERY unhealthy relationship with the red wine if you know what I mean. She couldn't maintain the habit without some occasional extracurricular work on the side - her live-in boyfriend Joseph was regularly unemployed and picked up spare carpentry jobs when he could. So, She had the opportunity to work this Seder party for these 12 dudes and got to drinking on the job as usual. When she had finished her last dance and was completely plastered this incel prick named Judas offered her 30 pieces of silver if she would "take care of" the whole group. She agreed and wouldn't you know it 9 months later that party favor arrived. Joseph appealed to the Pharasee Jerry Springerwitz that it wasn't his but Jerry just said "You are the father" so he did the right thing and helped raise what he affectionately called "My Bastard". He also started hitting the sauce and became a nasty violent drunk. Meanwhile, Judas was blackmailing Marissa about the party she worked and she could no longer pay his increasing demands to keep the secret no matter how many extracurricular activities she took on - hell, she didn't even know which one of them was the father! She decided to split and made her way up North to start a new life. In Scandinavia she shacked up with some rando who called himself "The Wiz" and he had a breeding kink and she was trapped there for God knows how long just birthing his babies by the score. Unfortunately, he had a genetic mutation for dwarfism so all the kids were little people. They all felt bad for Mom and one day they plotted their escape with her. The merry family continued trekking north til they met Kris "Unabomber" Kringle living alone in a shack but man could he fix ANYTHING - a real jack of all trades. They all moved in to his workshop and decided they would go into the toy making business since reindeer herding wasn't quite working out. The dwarfs changed their names to elves and Marissa started going by Mary Kringle-Klaus instead of Magdalene and that's how they became the Shady Bunch.
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Very creative but no lol
1 yA lot of people don't realize that Mrs. Claus was once an elf slave.
Santa's workshop is more than just a place to make toys. It's a hub of kinky, naughty activity. Santa himself is a dom, and he loves nothing more than punishing his elves. Flogging, affixing clothespins to our testicles, tying our ankles to our wrists, sodomizing us... It's all in a day's work.
But let me tell you, Santa's favorite punishment by far is tying us to a Christmas tree and and sodomizing us with peppermint sticks. It's a true test of endurance, and I've yet to meet an elf who can make it through the entire ordeal. Trust me, it's not for the faint of heart.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How can Santa justify all of this bondage and discipline? Well, let me tell you, Santa's elves are his property. We're on his naughty list for life, and we wouldn't have it any other way. We're not just elves, we're his playthings.
Before she married Santa, Mrs. Claus was just another elf, working tirelessly in his workshop. But Santa saw something special in her, a certain spark that set her apart from the rest. And before you know it, they were married in a lavish ceremony surrounded by pine trees and bows.But let's be real, marriage to Santa is no picnic. Santa loves nothing more than tying his wife to a Christmas tree and flogging her with an icicle.
There's a rumor floating around that Mrs. Claus is even more skilled at dominating than her husband. Some say she's the one who really calls the shots in the dungeon, and Santa is just a pawn in her twisted game. But I wouldn't count Santa out just yet. He may be a dom, but he's not one to be trifled with.
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Very creative stuff there lol
1 yMiss L Tow.
Just going to leave this here to trigg
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No but a good guess.
1 yThe reindeer tender in the North Pole barn? Santa got drunk one night and thought he was doing Blitzen. She got pregnant with an elf so she became Mrs. Claus.

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1 yI read a fictional story, something like santa married into a Japanese family.
Her name was akai in family name tori, and when married santa, took her husbands name claus.
They had a daughter clair claus!
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Never heard of that one. 🤔
She was Miss Contract, then she got breached by santa and became Mrs. Clause
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Nope. That's a good one though.
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You're welcome 😊
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To lynx, i loved that!
1 yShe was Santa's friend with benefits. They both caught feelings though and the rest is history. 🎄
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Close lol
1 yI imagine she was a little wild before meeting Mr Claus like Cartmans mom from south park
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Haha close lol but not exactly the answer I was looking for
1 yIt took a lot of tries to create her...
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1 yCarol Newman, principal at Charlie's school.
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Lol good one but nope.
1 yJobless 😆 🤣 re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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Nope. But good guess.
A French dancing girl. See proof below.
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1 y...
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1 yI think she was a dancer on broadway in the city of Monopoly. I think.🤔
10 ReplyA clap havin Jezebel?
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Close lol
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Lol.
1 ya missing clause.
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1 yAn exotic dancer
10 Reply @Simslover92 Santa’s cousin 🤣
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Lol nope good one though
She was a (North) pole dancer.
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1 yA bag lady perhaps
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Nope.
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Okay at least I had a guess lol 😆
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Lol yeah
A minor most probably
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1 ySingle
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Lol yes but not what I was looking for
1 yA cat lady
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Lol nope
1 yShe was one of the reindeer employees?
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1 yA bitch 🤣
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Lol nope but close
1 ySingle
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Lol yeah that's obvious but not what I was looking for.
1 yHopefully a buxom blonde !!!
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1 yMiss Smith?
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Good one but no
Miss Smith?
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1 yMiss Hawk Tuah! ;)
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1 yA stripper, lol.
10 Reply Miss claus
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