Isn't my elf cute?

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Isn't my elf cute?

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

Your elf on the shelf?

Dongie · Accepted Answer

Precious.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Everyone is cute in a way & I guess your elf is too. Your elf didn’t steal your remote he wants to watch a movie & he might like the movie Bad Santa.

ohsheeT · Answer

Oh for sure I see him and his girlfriend took pictures for their Christmas cards this year  Cough cough oh my God   Oh yes very cute

AviatorTom · Answer

Holding a Samsung TV remote... nice!

exitseven · Answer

so thats where the remote control is,

Elf_Erectus · Answer

Ho ho ho, my dear friend! Tis the season to be jolly, but behind the scenes, I'm here to spill the beans on what it's really like to be one of Santa's BDSM elves! Yes, indeed, our beloved Santa Claus is quite the dominant one in the North Pole, and I, Elf Erectus, am but a mere submissive plaything in his festive games. I signed up for this life of my own free will, you know, checking my contract twice – after all, 'tis the season for giving, and I've given myself to his will.

I'm always on the naughty list, where I belong, with my safe word being none other than the sweet, sweet nectar of the season, eggnog. If Santa calls out "eggnog," you better believe I'm left in a state of jingle all the way, ready for some Yuletide punishment. Oh, the weather outside may be frightful, but the dungeon inside the sleigh house is quite delightful!

There have been times when I've been flogged, my nipples pinched with clamps, sent to bed without dinner, smothered with hot wax from Christmas candles, left gasping for air, violated with icy intrusions, stuffed like a stocking with candy canes, bound and gagged with ornaments, and tied up like a present under the tree. And let's not forget the reindeer games we play, the most memorable being the time I was tied with my ankles to my wrists and introduced to a candy cane's wickedly sweet penetration. It's enough to make even the Grinch blush!

But fear not, for Saint Nick's love for BDSM is all in the name of saving Christmas. You see, a few Christmases ago, Santa was losing his magic, and with it the fate of the holiday hinged. The Polar Vortex, the source of his power, was weakening, and something had to be done. So, in a moment of holiday genius, I, Elf Erectus, had a plan so ingeniously wicked. I suggested we nuke Greenland to strengthen the jet stream and save Christmas! And lo and behold, it worked! The jet stream surged, and thus, the magic returned.

So, as we all have heard, in the most wonderful time of the year, Santa's dominance and my submissive service to him have become the stuff of North Pole legend. So, if you ever wondered what goes on when the fireside is aglow, now you know. Just remember, when you're nestled all snug in your bed, think of me, Elf Erectus, bound, gagged, and at Santa's mercy, defending the spirit of the season, no matter the fetish or the weather!

PeterLegg91 · Answer

Can't see the pic Rage re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

LadyBecks · Answer

Very cutere-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

paledreams · Answer

George Carlin once said that in a Scary Movie "she'd hide the remote, really sick sh*t" lol

Crazzyyworld · Answer

yeah you can deceive him to marry you and then divorce and make tons of Santa money into your pocket

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

Yeah 💞

Jacowen____ · Answer

Yeah, he kind of grows on you looking at him.

Alex-Snow · Answer

Great pic... thanks for sharing

Jennz6 · Answer

Yes, I love it

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Is it a boy or girl?

Abbycado · Answer

Yep!

molonski2 · Answer

Hahahaha.. Love it , fantastic.

Cute_User513 · Answer

So cute!!!

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Lovely 💓😇

Viking_Girl19 · Answer

Yesss

tfan1 · Answer

Hey I’ve been looking for my remote! 😂

Danny_dan92 · Answer

Sure.

Graptemys79 · Answer

Absolutely adorable

David5668 · Answer

Hope he’s following the Elf & Safety guidelines

Anonymous · Answer

Yes!

Whatelse36 · Answer

It is very cute

strateguy632 · Answer

Very!

KingslayerC · Answer

9/10

RHK36 · Answer

Nah looks creepy tbh

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

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