What was the best gift you got for Christmas?

[Anonymous]

[Satan_Claus]

The best gift I received was when a sinful slut played "Silent Night" backwards and then expressed her undying devotion to me -- sold her soul to me. What a transformation -- a sight to behold when her spirit was broken like brittle gingerbread man. She now worships me, her Master, with an pornographic obedience that would make Christians blush.

My other little personal sluts, the elves, also pleased me with by volunteering for extra punishments: floggings that sting like a thousand biting winter winds, the biting pain of metal clamps on tender nipples, and the starvation that comes with being denied their evening meal. They shiver at the thought of being left in the cold, hungry and alone, as the darkness of the abyss creeps closer. Choking gasps for air, like trying to breathe through a chimney choked with soot, and the searing burn of hot wax from melted candles, all part of the sadistic repertoire I employ.

But alas, the agony does not end there. The agony of candy canes forced into every tight little elf hole, the cruel insertion of an icicle-shaped dildo, and the excruciating torment of sodomy with a razor-sharp reindeer antler – all this while bound and gagged with a rusty old ornament, a cruel irony for the holidays.

[DaBiggestBird]

Oh man I think it’s got to be the Indominus Rex Breakout Lego set. It was 2015 when the world was still in its peak. People could afford groceries and still have more than $20 left, movies and basically entertainment as a whole wasn’t woke as shit (at least not so openly), and holidays felt like their good normal selves. Man those were some good ass days. With our best President Donald Trump coming back into office to make America Great Again and my conga series still in development, I’m hoping we can experience those glory days once again. Ever since 2020, everything has just felt kind of shitty, like when you get McDonald’s and have French fries leftover. They will never taste good the next day microwaved, that’s what the world feels like. I think it’s something spiritual too, it’s definitely more than just border problems and stuff. I thought most of it was just the fact Im on the verge of adulthood so things feel different, but there is more…

[DancingQueen16]

I got some books that I asked for and I asked for specific books thinking they would complete my collection of books in this series but turns out I'm still missing two of the books in the series

[Apple1996]

Not a material gift but on Christmas my non verbal son ran up to me for a hug screaming mama mama 🥲

[BriannaLidle]

You're happy with just that? You don't want anything else?

[Apple1996]

@BriannaLidle i also got some real gifts but they were not as good as hearing my son say mama 😊

[matchrestore]

@Apple1996 that's a priceless gift right there

[BriannaLidle]

What real gifts did you get?

[Apple1996]

@matchrestore yes exactly 🥹

[Apple1996]

@BriannaLidle pjs, slippers, candy, body scrubs, face masks, hello kitty light

[AviatorTom]

My wife and I decided not to exchange gifts this year. She prepared an excellent dinner instead and we spent some quality time with our dog. We have booked a cruise coming up... that's our present to ourselves.

[Dongie]

Nice and sweet! So the dog is going or staying in a kennel?

[AviatorTom]

@Dongie Our dog will stay on a farm. She's sometimes in a kennel, but also gets to run around and go for walks. She loves it there.

[Dongie]

Cool deal.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I got to give away a bunch of shit that was taking up space in my garage. I made some people happy with bullshit that I just view as in the way for me. Like this above ground pool I just gave away... fucking A... fuck that thing... take that shit! Not my problem now. That shit makes me happy.

That facebook marketplace is a hell yeah for me... people love free shit. They're doing me a service, I got shit to get rid of.

[emeraldsaphire]

My boyfriend made me a mix tape CD. I know it seems really simple, but the songs he chose and the reasons he chose them 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was down in tears for like an hour.

[molonski2]

Awesome thoughtful gift , nice guy.. keep him.

[Abbycado]

New bike computer. Why anon to ask this?

People seriously abuse that feature. Smh

[Asker]

I wasn't aware there were rules about when and how you could be anonymous. I chose to be anon because I want to. Your screen name being visible doesn't mean I know who you are, so it really shouldn't bother you. K, thanks.

[MarjorieJ]

That was the best Christmas ever.

[Dongie]

I can imagine. My dad got me a horse when I was 12. Mitzie was her name. A beautiful buckskin. She got a stud killed when trying to breed her. He jumped the corral to get away from her mean ass I guess, and a T-post sliced his belly wide open.😭 We successfully bred her with Lightening, my aunts Palamino. Beautiful horse. The colt was like magic. My dad got mad at me and sold both to my uncle. Fuckin' prick! I'm still pissed about that shit as he's the one that fucked up not me.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
Horses have learned to sleep while standing up for survival reasons. It takes a lot to push a horse over, but Blackie was a good sport. She laid on her side and we used her belly as a pillow. It was a sunny spring day, and just doesn't get any better than that.

[Dongie]

Little Blackie. Like Matties horse on True Grit.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

I posted a question about her

[Dongie]

You did?

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
Yes, and you replied. The cougar cruises. What kind of a fucktard had to shut down a win/win situation?

[Dongie]

I saw it after. I'm more interested in daason.

[Dongie]

Dawson

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
Dawson?

[Dongie]

Dickhead Dawson

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

I still don't know who that is.

Read Gape's reply on here. she's one of the avocados.

Why do a lot of people get joy from upsetting people? ↗

[Dongie]

Yes, that's who I said. Agape 93

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
That's one of her names,

[Dongie]

I can't read anything it's a private account

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
It's on the open forum. Read her reply.

[Dongie]

What's that?

[Dongie]

I can't find it

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

Why do a lot of people get joy from upsetting people? ↗

Scroll down to her reply.

[MarjorieJ]

Another one for you.
Girls, How to help boyfriend? ↗

[Dongie]

Two have me blocked. A lot of jerks have blocked me.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

Block them back.

[Dongie]

I mean, I can't read their comment.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

Oh, OK. She was defending being an asshole, because it brings her joy. This is the demonic shit we're dealing with on this site.

[Dongie]

I saw her say that she liked to see what it took to crawl under their skin. Scum!!

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

Yes. Block the all.

[MarjorieJ]

them

[Dongie]

Whatever happened to 1073 sucks?

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

I don't understand.

[Dongie]

That was her name. You do know, Guacamole, right?

[Dongie]

I thought y'all were friends.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
I don't understand.

[Dongie]

In my life it would be my Kawasaki 90 the Christmas of 73. It had a clutch and I could hit wheelies shifting into second gear. This year are two Christian fridge magnets with nice scripture written artfully on them.

[Oldschool1981]

I surprised my wife and her new side guy with a trip to the Bahamas.

[DrPepper12]

A C6/c7 steroidal epidural tbh. Keep the trinkets I'd rather attempt to live pain managed life

[Dongie]

Well, it must have helped. Good!

[Wise4myage]

A new flannel shirt. It’s very warm and I am wearing it now.

[Wise4myage]

What did you get?

[Staximus]

This year, a bottle of whiskey. In my whole life? Not sure.

[Dongie]

Salute!🥃

[Jupiter1]

My kids coming home was all I asked for and they did. <3

[SmileyLady]

A cute mug from my aunt and a ring from my parents.

[robocop666]

To this day my N64 as a kid. I remember playing Banjo Kazooie.

[snowboarder720]

Same! I got 007 though

[robocop666]

@snowboarder720 I hated that game.

[snowboarder720]

A brand new N64 with Goldeneye 007

[FunkyMonkee]

My first set of drums.

[Dongie]

How old were you. I got a set when I was nine years old. I couldn't do anything but bang on them, but I had fun for a year or so.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie I got one of those toy sets one year when I was about 6 or 8. At least a year after that, i got one of those wooden practice pads with a rubber rectangle on it. When I was 9, I got a single snare drum with a small cymbal attached to it on Christmas day. My parents got me a drum tutor for a few weeks. Bill Owens. After a very short time, he told my parents, "You're wasting your money on me, he's more advanced than I can teach him. I'm not only boring him but slowing him down."
The following Christmas, I got a full 3-piece set, bass, snare, ride tom trap cymbals and a ride cymbal. Eventually, I found a way to change the old snare into a tom and added that to the set.
1980, I joined a local band and stayed with them for 25 years. Recorded nearly 3 albums with tons more stuff that was never recorded.

[Dongie]

Yeah, I have a friend whose little brother is a natural drummer like that.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie I was ALWAYS playing SOMETHING. Any time one of those dance/record shows was on t. v., I'd get a couple of mom's pots, pans and lids, sit on the floor in front of the t. v. with those spread out around me and play on them along with the music with pencils as my sticks. A Crisco can was my bass drum.
I can't find it but, if you ever saw that A&W root beer commercial where the pregnant woman drinks some and the baby inside does a drum solo, that was me! I LOVE A&W!! Just about any kind of root beer, really.

[Dongie]

Far out!

[Potteplante]

My brother coming over for a visit.

[4ngelic]

polaroid & amazon giftcard

[KittygosMeoWW]

My kids face when I built her kitchen

[Yannae]

Them. Really that is the only gift I care about.

[Circushowcowboy]

I got a hoodie that I like a lot

[Anonymous]

Stretch Armstrong.

[GlitterGirl23]

PlayStation 5 and some games