I wrote all my wishes to Santa... and he blocked me. What?

[Natasha1995]

I only asked for 16 pairs of shoes, 3 designer bags and a motorcycle on the driveway. Did I ask for too much?

What did you ask for and never got?

[loveslongnails]

That's not quite what happened, Natasha. You see, you're from the USA, and Santa's visa was revoked for being too "woke". Word got out that he'd be delivering "books on the banned list" and bringing gifts to LGBTQ+ people, and even to kids whose parents are on SNAP or some sort of assistance.

Once the White House got wind of this, his visa was pulled. They have since offered him a "white kids of Republicans only" waiver, but he turned them down saying "you're nothing but a bunch of ho, ho, hoes!"

Sorry Natasha, maybe in 3 years.

[hafinjun]

Surely Santa's got enough cash he could by the high dollar let anyone in visa

[loveslongnails]

@hafinjun Santa has principles!!

[Nik1hil]

Honey that's a List for Sugar Daddy, not Christmas Daddy!

[Natasha1995]

Then I sent it to the wrong guy LOL

[Nik1hil]

Thanks for the MHO..

I HOPE YOUR DIABETES DADDY finds you 🤣

[exitseven]

the elf on the shelf ratted you out.

[glennos89]

No wonder Santa flew by without stopping. You are definitly way to materialistic if you're wish list is that long.

Who asks for 16 pairs shoes when you only Have 1 pair of feet?

[hafinjun]

Rolls Joyce and lear jet, that was my request for years one year my mom sent me a package of grow your own lear jet seeds

[Alex-Snow]

You also should have asked for some designer sunglasses!

[Alex-Snow]

Nat... I'll never block you lol

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I don’t get it

[Natasha1995]

I'm just saying that asking for too many things can backfire. I'm not expecting any serious answers, by the way.

[Hellraiser1984]

Santa is a fat bitC#.

[Bklynbadboy12]

You must've been really naughty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Natasha1995]

No, I haven't been naughty at all. It was a good year.

[Anonymous]

That's rude of Santa...

[crazyboy__]

hello can I ask something