Billlewis

Showering a beautiful bowman with gifts, attention and monetary tributes, without even the tiniest notion that she'll ever let me know the rapture of true coital ardor🐷💰🔥 Holidays

They may have thought you were going to have sex, so they decided to do that themselves, so you wouldn't hear them. Family & Friends

Isn't that what happens when a particularly unattractive person is born? The doctor looks at their face, looks at their ass and says, 'Twins!'. Family & Friends

At the risk of stating the obvious, may I please tell you that you are absolutely magnificent? Family & Friends

If the person cheating is a woman, yes, most definitely. A guy, probably not. Family & Friends

I know this is a very controversial subject, and I'm always here if you want to talk, but as a male, I hold the grade school bullying I received as tremendously beneficial and even essential, to... Family & Friends

No, that's obviously not right at all. I just started following you and I'd like to invite you to follow or message me, as well, if that's alright. Thank you very much. Family & Friends

One of the biggest myths about M/F relationships is that most guys prefer a meek, self effacing woman over a more assertive one. I think the majority of men like a woman who is at least somewhat,... Family & Friends

Since I have no children, my estate will be gratefully bequeathed to the woman or couple that are designated as the owners of that ass upon my passing. Family & Friends

I think that's one of those things that varies widely from person to person. Being (apparently) from the Great British Empire, long known for its citizenry being impeccably courteous, it's not... Family & Friends

Thanksgiving weekend, 1978. I had just turned 15 a week earlier, and my step dad was being an asshole. He put his hands on me, started pulling my hair at the dinner table, so I jumped up, hit him... Family & Friends

You just try to focus on the good times you had with them. Family & Friends

Although I'm sure that virtually all of the responses will be 'No', in places where this is still practiced, there is a lot less crime and misbehavior. Family & Friends

I lived with my three other band members (speed metal, as always) and when we hired a manager, he recognized immediately that for him to have the kind of control he wanted, he'd have to find a way... Family & Friends

I know this probably sounds ridiculous, but if I sense that the woman I'm dating/serving doesn't respect me, she'll instantly have me in the palm of her hand from then on. Seriously. Family & Friends