What's your plan B if no one wants to marry you?

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NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

Decide to pass on cats (since I'm allergic) and became the "crazy crow guy". It's cheaper, since I wouldn't be keeping them as pets, and I could train them to be my unholy army. I could even call myself "[Namer] of the Crows", and...

Holy crap. I've used "[Name/relation to name]" as a shorthand for quite a while now, but "Namer of the Crows" sounds like EXACTLY the kind of crazed hermit I'd be. I'd see the strangers coming, and I could dispense mystical wisdom, or warn them of the ancient evil that devours the unwary, or BE the ancient evil that devours the unwary, or devour them and then dispense mystical wisdom, and it'd all work. That'd be GREAT.

CozyCoffin · Accepted Answer

At my age (33) and current relationship status (never had a relationship), I do not expect to ever have one. I don't care anymore. I had two chances, one wanted me to change everything about myself and the other would have been a long distance relationship, which I shot myself in the foot with. I wish I had done the LDR. She had spent so much of her time talking to me on the phone, video calling, etc despite our time difference (Massachusetts and Texas). After she asked to be my girlfriend, I freaked out and ultimately ruined it over my insecurities on what my mother had done through out my life.

el_Te_de_la_Rosa · Accepted Answer

Plan B - Keep working and live alone as always.

Plan C - Seek relationships with other single ladies and single moms. I have lots!

Plan D - Join an organization as a volunteer. Like taking care of sloths in America (since I don't have to run after them) Doesn't it sound nice.

Plan E - Become a Shotacon, accept any young men who like me, and build my harem. Lol.

Plan F - (I'll let you know if I have more.)

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Accepted Answer

I have already been proposed marriage a few times.

My plan, whether I get married or not, is to recover, study and take care of my career.

Of my injury taught me anything so far, it’s that, you’re all you’ve got and you should try your best to equip yourself with the knowledge that will help you in any situation.

Tiptoetamm · Answer

Plan b is to love myself and stand alone just fine. I complete myself I do not need someone to complete me. I want someone in my life to enjoy the good moments and have someone to lean on during the hard moments and push each other to achieve the goals we have been talking about. I want to spend my life with someone but I don't need to. Makes life less lonely but I don't need someone to keep moving forward in life. Plan b is love life regardless of being in a relationship or not

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

I've had a few proposals/offers. Marriage is not the goal. It is the consequence of finding someone you want to spend the rest of your life with on that level. I could get married this weekend if that's all I'm looking for but how long would that last?

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

If no one wants to marry me, well i'm out of the offer 🤣🤣

If i never find someone to marry than i guess that i'll just continue living my life and enjoy the small things in life that i have plus i'll continue enjoying my time with my son, watch him getting married and playing with my future grand kids and focusing more about the outdoors to keep myself distract from my personal life snd from thinking that i'll always be alone and never experience love and romance again...

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

My best friend and I always used to joke we’d marry each other if we were single by 40, buy a ranch, and raise our kids together with lots of pets. She got engaged last year though lol so If I don’t find anyone I will live my best life focusing on family and pets. Probably do a lot of volunteer work and travel too.

Demonatrix · Answer

Live the best life I can while enjoying my time

Kelley1 · Answer

Every simp and almost all older men want to marry me. However, I want to marry a young guy that is within my league and so far they are not asking.

Pohjolan · Answer

*shrugs*

I'd just continue using my free time for my hobbies and travelling.

There's a ton of books I haven't read, places I haven't visited, foods I haven't tried, fish I haven't caught, movies/series I haven't watched, wine/cider/beer recipies I haven't tried, languages I haven't learned, etc.

Altheavas · Answer

Plan B, is to stand by myself, build wealth, stay beautiful and healthy, and live my life to the fullest.

However I’m married. Before then, I was proposed multiple time, so! I’m not sure! Anyhow I choose myself now!

SixFootSexy · Answer

Live free and die alone.

Marriage as an institution has been damaged beyond repair, women think they *are* the table and there's just nothing worth it to me, settling down with any of the 99.9% of women.

Anonymous · Answer

That's actually my plan A. I put off an entire vibe so they steer clear of me. I don't need that amount of trouble in my life. So what's my plan? My personal success and happiness.😏I won't be another baby daddy getting trashed publicly, or some well off guy getting fleeced for everything I worked for, or a nice guy sucker getting cheated on with half the guys I know... or worse. Let it be someone else.😉

Amara_09 · Answer

Let’s hang out together and have fun! Marriage should never dictate how your life should be

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

Is this where I talk her into an abortion since I'm already married and have my hopes set on a hawt Thai girl?

mandyfire98 · Answer

Do what I'm doing now and just have a partner and not a husband or wife.

MadinaHasABensheer · Answer

Fly to another country. There are loads of immigrants who’d die for a green card, there’s always gonna be someone out there.

Robertjo16 · Answer

Me and a kid I've grown up with for 12 years have a deal that if we are still single at 28 we'll get married

andreasderjuengere · Answer

That's actually my ''Plan A'' :) You don't want to diet when you're living in a candy shop.

katiesmuff · Answer

Would have been just staying single and enjoying the life I had then.

IslaTheWitch · Answer

I don't have any plans to get married, so I don't need a plan B :D

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Adopt some kids and get a girl who's going to abandon her kids pregnant.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

I'll probably consider becoming a vigilante, id be completely alone so there's nothing to really lose and lots to gain.

Anonymous · Answer

Remove your profile pic. It is embarrassingly cringy and goofy. This has been a public service announcement.

sheikalana · Answer

Get rich or die trying. LOL joking. I'm married.

laly520 · Answer

move to the countryside, own my cottage house, small farm, me n my pets

jarkitor20 · Answer

Blackjack and hookers Well not hookers but women who just want sex

genericname85 · Answer

what do you mean plan B? nobody wanting to marry me is my plan A xD

MsElizabeth96 · Answer

If I had gotton to 40 without being married I'd probably have just yeeted lol

getwiththepg · Answer

Become a passport bro & change a poor Dominicana or Pinay’s life

Todd9612 · Answer

Be single, what choice do you have? What’s wrong with being single?

Zestyassmf1997 · Answer

I don’t have a plan B. I guess if I had to do something…I’d go back to living in the woods.

EmpressAJ · Answer

Make money, enjoy my career, and travel. I don’t put getting married on a pedestal the way that I used too

Lueluna777 · Answer

I highly doubt that would ever be my situation. However If that’s what God wanted, I would marry myself and enjoy being the rich auntie. Or get a sperm donor.

Staximus · Answer

Same as every other unmarried person, smart guy. Just not be married.

Anonymous · Answer

Dying alone, question is so I let my health conditions have the last laugh or do I remove myself from society

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

I HAVE NONE... JUST ACCEPTED there's NO CHANCE FOR ME

wiltingrosepetal · Answer

I aspire to be the crazy cat lady

Jess_D · Answer

Live my life. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Account · Answer

But I dont want to get married.

adam6402 · Answer

Who said my plan A is to get married?😏

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

Is there really much of a plan B?

DizzyDesii · Answer

Knock me up and go on about your day lol

linka_pat307 · Answer

Make lots of money

maddyhouba · Answer

don give a fuck and live my life

Unit1 · Answer

I need a plan B? Really?

Roudyrebel8 · Answer

Don't have one

Tomisworthless · Answer

Get married to God

MemeSupreme · Answer

marry myself duh

FenixG45 · Answer

Live a single and die.

Fireguy17 · Answer

Nudie bar!

Fuentes · Answer

Money

Anonymous · Answer

Rape

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