Do you know how many RINGS there are in MARRIAGE?

[AviatorTom]

There are three (3) rings in marriage...

The Engagement ring

The Wedding ring

and

The Suffering... 😉

What do you think of that?

[OlderAndWiser]

In a good marriage, the happiness should outweigh the moments of unpleasantness. That is how my relationship is with Ms. Helen. However, if you are simply look for marital humor:

Q. Do you know what bigamy is? A. It's having one wife too many.

Q. Do you know what monogamy is? A. It's the same thing!

Q. Do you know the penalty for bigamy? A. It's having two mothers-in-law!

Marriage is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[OneViewpoint]

I think you watch too much Mike & Joelle on YouTube.

[AviatorTom]

@OneViewpoint Looks like I'm not alone 😉

[Kelly6]

@AviatorTom yes that was exactly where i saw that video too

[DishLady]

Six.


The engagement ring.


The wedding ring.


And the rings under each person’s eyes once the honeymoon baby pops out. 😂

[Kelly6]

@AviatorTom Did you got this from a youtube short video?

I randomly saw that short too lol

[Kelly6]

@AviatorTom
thanks for mho

[purplepoppy]

Oh dear, Tom's Adoring wife is going to be murdering when she reads this. Toms got some answering to do. Just tell her you missed out deflowering and buggering

[FunkyMonkee]

You missed one.
The engagement ring
The wedding ring,
The church bells ring
And the suffering.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYXq-XJXYhI

[dwreborn]

Ya i can see it iam on the 3rd one now not sure if i will be married much longer not wife ring

[NoDecision]

None! Do you see "ring" in "marriage"?

[contentious]

Are there pink elephants in the room?

[Massageman]

and it comes from the least expected places, too.

[Nikki1989]

I think at 58 you shouldn't be this juvenile.

[Seangreen]

@Nikki1989 he's being honest

[Kelly6]

@Nikki1989 this is a joke from a youtube video

[Twalli]

My mom never got an engagement ring. My parents do have wedding rings, so there are two in their marriage. There will be three in mine, because I got my girlfriend an engagement ring.

[qwerty2469]

If a ring is in your marriage your marriage is based in He Bre Materialism and not love or commitment. I've been married for 20 years. We dont have rings and we didn't have an expensive wedding.

[DrPepper12]

Don't marry your mother and you can avoid all that.

[Anonymous]

Another is Bedsprings! ha!

[Shehnaz]

As many rings as your partner runs around you.

[Xawyx-2]

If you have a happy marriage, only two.

[AviatorTom]

There is always some suffering in any relationship, often self-suffering. You did something that hurt your partner and you feel bad about it.

[Xawyx-2]

Well, I'm not married, so I don't know, but I believe you.

[exitseven]

too funny

[Jennz6]

The ring 💍 Thur your nose

[MannMitAntworten]

Clever Tom. :-p

[stayorgo]

RUN 🏃‍♀️ RUN 🏃‍♀️ RUN