7 Stupid Gifts for Valentine's Day

[barney]

Valentine's Day gift ideas that are not as boring as the Valentine's Day...

This take is also a kind of answer to the Valentine's Day gift? question that I am tired of seeing everywhere recently...

1-Fundies

2- Sweat-Heart, Sweet-Shirt

3- Heart shaped steak

4- Your body shaved in heart shapes

I liked this guy's shaving style:))))

5- Fart alarm

6- Genital pillows

7-Romantic toilet paper

Which one would you do or buy?

[beams]

yeah she is making me wear this
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[TheOneTurv]

sorry bro

[sexyback]

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hahahahah

[FatherKnowsBest]

LMAO! Underwear with a shlock sock!

[kat511]

Lmfao!!

[Anonymous]

My mom got these for her ex once. He wore leggings in the winter under his other cloths. He was pissed off cus they where called "mantihose" and they had a heart on the end.. lol pantihoes
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[loveisbeautiful]

With gifts like this it's no wonder Valentine's day has lost it's meaning.
I mean, why would anybody want to waste their hard earned money on
gifts like that?

To answer the question I wouldn't buy any of those, what would be the
point? Nor, for that fact would I want someone to buy those for me. They should just save their money, that would make me happier.

[PsyNoodles]

These ALL look like they are for disgusting, gross, and/or hairy people lol. I guess #1 is okay but if a whole half of the fun is just getting them on, then the other half can't be that fun. Plus who the fuck puts clothes ON when it comes to sex? Really?

I HAVE shaved a heart into my pube stubble or w/e you wanna call it. I'm practically hairless lol seriously!

[Gabbicina]

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... or maybe...
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ajajja awesome!

[Starfishlover]

If I was a man and you presented me with the surprise that I am now a father, I would jump off a window.

[kat511]

I would so buy the pregnancy text lol

[Gabbicina]

ajaj you can see it's face but the look you would get.. priceless jhahaahaa I might get one just for the funs

[scrappygirl]

these are dumb gifts no matter what they are for and i can't imagine what people kind of people would want to buy them i am guessing inexperienced people would ones who have never had relationships or ones just getting in ones. its pathetic

[butterfly]

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[FatherKnowsBest]

Yes. REALLY bad! No big spender there asking for his Lincoln back!! 😛

[FlyingTurtle]

Last time I checked boobs aren't genitals. Lol. I'd get him a heart-shaped steak. Boyfriends love steak.

[Queen_naki5]

The pic with the first guy and the long hair had me in tears 😭 lmao. The actually thought the genital pillows were cool though, I wouldn't want it as a gift.

[fiego]

@barney A heart steak shaped is amazing. Has anyone ever seen that for sale? If so, where? I'm sure my wife (or maybe me if I'm being honest) would love that.

[Masamii]

If you're in the united states and in the AR, OK, or MO area Harps or Price Cutter generally carries them when it gets closer to Valentine's day. Walmart undoubtedly carries them haha

[fiego]

@Masamii Thanks, I'm in the US am not familiar with Harps or Price Cutter. I'll check out Walmart in a couple weeks. I've just never noticed them at Walmart before, but I also wasn't looking for them.

[GoldenSunshine]

Haha xD I love them all but I guess I'd buy the toilet paper since me and my boyfriend always joke about poop :D

[The_Eternal_Emperor]

Heart-shaped steak actually isn't all that stupid :D

[Little_Mystery18]

steaks one isn't a bad girft... men loove steaks lol

[Vez_G_]

HAHAHAAHAHA THESEARE AWESOME AND HILARIOUS Better THAN Other gifts if i ever got a bf or a valentine i would want the steak and the fart alarm lol

[jaaneman]

em single but if i was mingle then i would buy him a beautiful silver bracelet with his name written on it <3 :)

[kambo_trick3y]

This... is the best MyTake I have ever read.

Ever.

[Prof_Don]

I don't know... there are plenty of steak-loving ladies that would enjoy a heart shaped steak! :-D

[JessicaL]

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[notgoodwithnames]

i like the creepy obsessed look in of the couple in #2

[godfatherfan]

All Valentine's gifts are stupid. It is a bullshit made up, woman's , holiday.

[DivineAliah]

I'm single but if I were taken I'd buy the sweater just because I know I want to be close to him.