10 Things That Could Be Good Valentine's Day Gifts

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Valentine's Day gifts can be so boring. I did some digging and found things that are actually worth buying for Valentine's Day.

1. Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate Box

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

Spooky chocolates are the way to most people's hearts.

2. Anatomical Heart Wine Stopper

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

I wish anatomical hearts were more common especially especially during Valentine's Day. I don't even drink but I'm ordering five.

3. Fuck Off Anti-Valentine Heart Locket Necklace

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

I didn't forget about you guys who can't stand Valentine's Day or love in general. šŸ˜‰

4. Wine For Cats

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

Are you single? Do you not have a significant other or plans for Valentine's Day? Awesome! Treat your cat to some wine in the process.

5. Couple Onesies

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

These are super corny but so is Valentine's Day, so end the day with a movie in a onesie.

6. His Side/Her Side Bedding Cotton Duvet

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts
This is perfect if your significant other is a hogger of covers.

7. Pink Chocolate

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

I love the raw honesty of this one.

8. Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

The couple that gets drunk and passes out in the tub together, stays together.

9. P*rn For Women

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts
10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

Girls need their stash too. The book isn't groundbreaking or anything but definitely good for a laugh.

10. Cadar Endless Pendant Necklace

10 Things That Could Be Good Valentines Day Gifts

This is such a cute design. I'm not even a necklace person but this is gorgeous.

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  • USA1960
    Oh, come on guys! Step up your Game. Get you & that Special Girl your own His & Hers Faux Fox Tails... Nothing says " I Love You " like a Matching Set of anal butt plugs for that " Cos Play " effect.
    Is this still revelant?
    • ghostqueen

      I had a whole sex toy related Take in mind as well. I wanted to keep this nice and clean for once.

    • USA1960

      The World needs more women with great minds as you.

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  • PrincessPie
    Nice!!! Iā€™d love it if someone got me this 😂
  • pervertedjester
    I think the Vegan Chocolates are Diabolical! lol My Favorite Valentine's Day Gift Ideas
  • The skull chocolate and pink chocolate look good
  • weirdwriter79
    Anatomical Heart Wine Stopper, nice! The locket!!! hahahaha! Wine for the cat. Oh boy! That's sweet, ghostqueen.

    (the cartoon, for you, great one.)
  • 2opaz
  • Crocuta_crocuta
    wine for a cat? meh, but I'll definitely take that cat lol
    also, I love those onsies!
  • PrimalInstinct
    If my guy got me any of this I'd ask if he was drunk & to kindly take the rubbish back.

    I'd rather have a homecooked meal than any of that cheap & tacky garbage. Mass-produced non-individualized meaningless junk. To me, it says he couldn't be bothered to find something personalized.
  • oliverbrick
    I'll pick my my girlfriend up from her house, give her
    (delivery in Los Angeles)/chocolates/teddy bear, take her to a fancy restaurant, order oysters. She loves delicate flowers like this
  • Coconut_Man
    I would buy all of these for my invisible girlfriend. 😂

    Nice spin on Valentines day gifts 👍
  • ChgzDaniel
    Not going to lie, the picture of the guy with the washing up gloves is a huge turn on. I quite like the fatally yours chocolates and the bed covers too! Now to get my cat some wine :)
  • amarahorrorstory
    I would probably make something, being an artist I feel like it'd be a safe choice, maybe make go somewhere I can use a wheel and make him a mug or paint him.
  • SirRexington
    These were funny yet I might actually do that if I ever get a girlfriend.
  • aikonwin
    My ex will love it...
  • Phoenix98
    Well those are definitely out of the box and different.

    The bed sheet one gave me a good laugh though.
  • arabgoddess
    Omgggg lololololol I loveeeee these ideas! Made me smile and giggle 🤭
  • ambarlee25
    OMG this list is amazing! lmao #3 I need it haha
    • ghostqueen

      Thanks! Me too, that would be the best gift.

  • Jani1234
    Maybe custom designed lingerie and kink wear for your babe
  • BOUNTYGUY9
    where is the sexy underwear in the list l love a nice sexy girl in sexy underwear
  • omgjassy
    Hahahahah thanks
  • Waffles731
    Pink chocolate seems wrong somehow
  • cupidkisses
    Interesting
  • LegateLanius
    I love the chocolate at the top
  • scooogy
    Porn for women sounds like a great idea :)
  • SovietBall
    Two tickets to paradise
  • elhof
    Wine for cats? Nice :)
  • Nice222
    I think I will have a glass of wine with my cat.
  • Dinosaursandanime65
    The Apex Legends battle pass
  • Good take
  • Anonymous

    My mom took me to the police station because I punched my mom and I didn't go to school the police threatened to throw me next to the Syrians and then threatened me by saying that the Syrians would fuck me. and the police told me he was going to beat me then I went to school and got rid of the police.
  • Anonymous
    "The couple that gets drunk and passes out in the tub together, stays together." Priceless!
  • Anonymous
    The best Valentine's Day gift I got was the book "Are Men the Weaker Sex?" by Josette Sona. It's always free from your favorite online book stores. I learned so much from it and I use it all year round! It even mentions Valentine's Day and what to do. ;)

    1. & 2. would make good Halloween gifts. :D
    6. More like "his side" is 3/4 of the bed! Am I right ladies?
    8. Something like that might be good for holding candles, bottles of shampoo, etc.!

    Excellent MyTake. :)
  • Anonymous
    I like all of the gifts.
  • Anonymous
    great mytake!!!
  • Anonymous
    Well now I know what my plans are for Valentine's Day...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8AkytTIUAAv_rV.jpg
    • ghostqueen

      Oh my god, I love that! šŸ˜‚

    • Anonymous

      Gettin drunk with my cat, lol.

  • Anonymous
    #3 For my ex-wife!
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