If your bank account could talk… What would it say to you?

[OddBeMe]

Thought it was a good post.

Mine: You have a leather briefcase JUST like that one. My bank account can also see.

[msmissydc]

Where is that coming from? Why is that here all of a sudden? Oh look something is coming... aand its gone. Why would you wake me up I haven't done anything for days? Why is the single regular transaction always a different amount?
CAN YOU DO ONE scheduled transaction PLEASE!
*crying in desperation*

[OddBeMe]

lol.

[JacobJordan]

Why do you still insist on not buying that thing. You want it you can afford a million of them just buy 1 it's alright.

[Sevenpointfive]

when i put the coin in my bank account the piggy squeals and oinks

[jshm2]

Fucking spend me! How much fatter you going to make me?

[Dinklex3]

“Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!”

[OddBeMe]

Gamble smart.

[Fireguy17]

You are doing just fine, go out and enjoy yourself more.

You work too much.

[DarkLegacy]

It would say: Im starving, please feed me more money.

[Ilovepeace67]

Haha 😂

[DrPepper12]

WTF are you cray cray? You got food at home dickhead!!

[PointlessNonsenseGuy]

"Feed me! I'm starving!"

[Firestar01]

"Allriiiiight"

[handsomelad70]

It would barely whisper.

[FuqUFggt]

Bank account. Lol. Debt slave.

[dreamstar72]

Control yourself