You may not realize it, but they're probably scheming to take you out as we speak! 😱 Don't believe me? Just take a look:
1. They stare at you!
they're just there all day lookin at you; examining you to make a plan! Just looking for your weakness! Just you wait you non believers!
2. They eat a lot!
You may have heard "HUMAN RIGHTS, TREAT THEM EQUAL! CATS ARE HUMANS TOO!" But they're not human! Why do you think that big ass bag of Friskies you bought can't last more than a week? They're making you spend all your money!
3. They don't use their expensive toys you bought them!
No matter how expensive the toy or play thingy is, they just made you spend all the money. For example, when you buy that expensive toy you thought your cat would love but he just wants the box! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
4. They try to eat you!
You know that moment when you're petting his head then it turns over and start tickling his tummy then suddenly tries to eat you! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE! They think they are your ruler and always get what they want. Don't fall for the cuteness!!!!!!!!!
5. They try to trip you!
You know when you're walking and and they just go running after and biting your heels! They're just doing it for you to fall to your death! And another method they use is they go in between your legs and rubs their heads on you for you can fall! Again DON'T FALL FOR THEIR CUTENESS!! (PUN INTENDED)
6. They try to suffocate you!
You wake up in the morning and his kitty butt is all over your face or is just straight up sleeping on your face! Those animals!
7. They lick you!
They're right there licking you, licking their mouth just looking at your big juicy flabs!
8. They take your spot!
You all know what it feels like to come home after a long and tiring day only to see it is already on the comfortable couch!
So in conclusion, CATZ ARE EVIL! we must protect ourselves against them!
But seriously I don't hate cats I love them 😂😂😂😂 BUT YOU STILL BETTER WATCH OUT! (Part 2 coming soon! 😂)