8 Pieces of Evidence that Prove Cats are EVIL

You may not realize it, but they're probably scheming to take you out as we speak! 😱 Don't believe me? Just take a look:

1. They stare at you!

they're just there all day lookin at you; examining you to make a plan! Just looking for your weakness! Just you wait you non believers!

2. They eat a lot!

You may have heard "HUMAN RIGHTS, TREAT THEM EQUAL! CATS ARE HUMANS TOO!" But they're not human! Why do you think that big ass bag of Friskies you bought can't last more than a week? They're making you spend all your money!

3. They don't use their expensive toys you bought them!


No matter how expensive the toy or play thingy is, they just made you spend all the money. For example, when you buy that expensive toy you thought your cat would love but he just wants the box! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!!!!!

4. They try to eat you!

You know that moment when you're petting his head then it turns over and start tickling his tummy then suddenly tries to eat you! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE! They think they are your ruler and always get what they want. Don't fall for the cuteness!!!!!!!!!

5. They try to trip you!

You know when you're walking and and they just go running after and biting your heels! They're just doing it for you to fall to your death! And another method they use is they go in between your legs and rubs their heads on you for you can fall! Again DON'T FALL FOR THEIR CUTENESS!! (PUN INTENDED)

6. They try to suffocate you!

You wake up in the morning and his kitty butt is all over your face or is just straight up sleeping on your face! Those animals!

7. They lick you!

They're right there licking you, licking their mouth just looking at your big juicy flabs!

8. They take your spot!

You all know what it feels like to come home after a long and tiring day only to see it is already on the comfortable couch!

So in conclusion, CATZ ARE EVIL! we must protect ourselves against them!

But seriously I don't hate cats I love them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BUT YOU STILL BETTER WATCH OUT! (Part 2 coming soon! πŸ˜‚)


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    But maybe you are right. I remember when I was young , my grandma told me a story about how you should never sleep with male cats because they can cut your throat especially if you have wronged them. She swears it happened to a woman but who knows. Also, maybe in your part two you can mention how their stool is a bomb created to end us. That awful stench, its the biggest deal breaker for me.

    • hahahaha oh yeah, the shit bombs... my gawwd, they do stink. I had a cat once that announced it when he "had to go" and then always came out of the toilet chatting. I've alsways believed he was saying something like "ok people, be warned, I'm going in" and then "yup, that was a good one. you can go clean it now, servant"

    • Lmao thanks for the ideas πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • @bomba78 yeaaaa, ewwww. thats what am talking about. lol

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  • Well actually this is funny, but has some merit to it tho. Not that cats are evil but they carry a parasitic disease called toxoplasmosis. Apparently it has infected half the world's population with no symptoms. Some people get symptoms but the disease affects your brain to actually fall in love with cats. If you think im joking you can read up on it. Studies show that the disease takes over parts of the brain and can cause mental disorders such as bipolar or schizrophrenia.

    In studies with mice, it actually takes out the part of the brain that recognises a cat's smell. Mice usually avoid cat territory when they smell them, but if infected will not avoid the area so cats can catch them more easily.

    Ever heard of crazy cat lady syndrome. Toxoplasmosis is the cause of that since it alters your brain to 'love' cats. Thats why you get all the crazy cat lovers and even dedicated youtube channels that have cats in them doing basically nothing special other than there is a cat in the video. Why do you think there are so many subscribers to such a ridiculous thing. Its bc theyre infected with toxoplasmosis. Its dangerous if you ask me.

    • Damn you got a real point lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good to know πŸ‘

    • oddly enough, this makes total sense :-D

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