Good comebacks 👊

[Ordinarygurl_]

Lol so I found these online and I thought that they were pretty helpful especially if you're like me and don't know what to say when people insult you. If Somebody Calls You Stupid:

If Somebody Calls You A Bitch:

If Somebody Calls You Ugly:

Lastly, remember that you have value no matter what people might say to bring you down.Remember that just because somebody thinks something about you that doesn't mean that everybody else will it's just that person and some people just talk to bring people down or to make themselves feel better as well.

[tonicandgin]

when someone calls me ugly i respond with "that's not what your boyfriend said." lol

[Ordinarygurl_]

That’s funny 😂

[tonicandgin]

makes them insecure too. ;p

[Sevenpointfive]

the best comeback is silence and a smile

[DECENTSCOTTISHLAD999]

silence is Golden

[zozo7880]

These are teenage comebacks. Usually if you just insult their race, family situation, mother and financial situation you will cut them deep in my experience lol.

[TonyMetal_86]

Good take sweet confused girl, what about if someone tells you that he wants to drill your forehead with a kiss 😊

[Ordinarygurl_]

Damn I don't kniw

[TonyMetal_86]

I think it will make you smile for a long time and be more CONFUSED 😄

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for sharing with us well appreciated and very well written :) <3

[Ordinarygurl_]

Thank u :)

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You're Welcome :) :)

[evm987]

Well. Some of those are a bit funny. But I personally don`t like to insult people, even in a joking way

[DizzyDesii]

I like the google one.
I like the taste good one but only if the say my name... not the B word.
I like the photoshop one

[HOAAH]

How about some one tells you you are jealous of them

[smg99]

That is individual specific. List Flaws read aloud ;)

[HOAAH]

@smg99 no, I have had a lot of this esp. online but even in real life. If they do stuff that I dislike and I mention it, then they say "you are jealous of me". Like if I say "I am upset you _______", they will say "you are just jealous that you didn't get to do it". SO I say "I am upset that you cheated on me, had sex with two other women and impregnated them" then he would say "you are just jealous that you didn't get to cheat and have two babies"... get it? What are you supposed to say to that? Usually I would feel even more upset because they are not empathizing with me... they are actually trying to manipulate my feelings and lie about how I really feel. Feelings of upset is not the same as feelings of "jealousy"... sorry I went off.

[Anonymous]

Nice MyTake
Pretty useful
What if someone tells you "you're jealous" or "get a life" or "you're weird"?

[Liam_Hayden]

My comeback is to walk away and leave them in their ignorance.

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

What if they combine and call you a stupid, ugly, bitch though? What can we do then?

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Lol I've done better.

[Snakeyes7]

Lol what have you said?

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Depends. i just lost count

[Snakeyes7]

Ok let’s say I called you stupid. What would you say?

[Snakeyes7]

Assuming you remember what you have said.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I say something more elaborated and logical instead looking for ad hominems to counteract that. Let us say you call me stupid. I will say something a like. "are you trying to run away by just calling me stupid? Because that didn't work before don't expect it to work again. No one forced you to be here just to be triggered."

[Snakeyes7]

Very true.

[Joker_]

I didn't make a good comeback

[Secretgardenblood]

Nice take

[Ordinarygurl_]

Thanks :)

[smg99]

Love these

[Prinçe-Noir]

Damn

[DECENTSCOTTISHLAD999]

very cool

[Browneye57]

Naw. IDGAF. :)