If 4 medieval torture devices, the Judas Cradle, Spanish Donkey, Iron Maiden and Impalement, were reinstated in today's modern Justice System and?

[Aztecwarrior480]

US took all 4 of these methods, which of these methods would you rather die from?

Before you pick one of these 4, three of these torture devices start from the genitals (except for males on the impalement, which starts off with their anus) while one just punctures your vital organs and your eyeballs, making you suffer a slow and painful death from slowly bleeding to death.

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My correction: Two torture devices start off from the anus for males (Judas Cradle and Impalement).

[llorando]

Neither, as if they where reinstated, the government would be overthrown by us citizens before any would would be executed by these torture devices.

[repetron]

Wow, those are absolutely awful, I guess the Cradle and the Donkey don't kill you sometimes.

[Aztecwarrior480]

But the cradle and donkey will put you in a very long agony to the point where you would wish you were dead.

[matrix124]

I'm going with Spanish Donkey because that sounds the lease painful.

[Aztecwarrior480]

Do you even know what the Spanish Donkey is? lol

[matrix124]

I know it would hurt, but it seemed the less painful off all the options. I looked up all the devices on wiki, except the Iron Maiden & impalement, as I knew what those were. I think the Iron Maiden would be the worse, as two spikes would go into your eyes!

[Aztecwarrior480]

Yeah but the Spanish Donkey starts off with slowly tearing through your genitals and anus on a pyramid-shaped device that's as sharp (or possibly sharper) as an Axe.

[matrix124]

I think I'll just opt for the beheading, it sounds much less painful.

[FallenRangerz]

I'd probably choose the Iron Maiden since it seems the fastest to me.

[Illusive_Man]

The coffin is closed slooowly.

[FallenRangerz]

Crap. Well I guess I'll still stick with the Iron Maiden, seems a lot better to me than the others still lol.

[KBob93]

Can you explain each of them?

[Aztecwarrior480]

Judas Cradle - The victim would presumably be placed in the waist harness above the pyramid-shaped seat, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The subject is tortured by intense pressure and stretching of the orifice, eventually succumbing to tears in muscle tissue that could turn septic and kill from infection, or simply being impaled.

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[Aztecwarrior480]

Spanish Donkey - A sharply angled device with the sharp point of the angle pointing upward, mounted on a saw-horse like support. The victim is made to straddle the triangular "horse" and place their full body weight on their crotch, which rested on the point of the angle. Weights or additional restraints were often added to keep the victim from falling off. A punishment similar to this called "riding the rail" was used during the American colonial period and later. The victim was often carried through town in this predicament, often in conjunction with the punishment of tarring and feathering. The crotch can be injured and the victim could be left unable to walk without pain.

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[Aztecwarrior480]

Iron Maiden - A presumed torture device, consisting of an iron cabinet with a hinged front and spike-covered interior, sufficiently tall to enclose a human being.

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[Aztecwarrior480]

Impalement - Penetration of an organism by an object such as a stake, pole, spear or hook, by complete (or partial) perforation of the body, often the central body mass (Starting from penetrating through Anus or Vagina and out of the mouth).

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