This shall be interesting. 😈
Most Helpful Guy
This shall be interesting. 😈
bacon, jalapeños, swiss cheese
& our spicy southwestern sauce
Little Nemo: The Dream Master
Little Samson (reproduction cart)
Exciting? O. o
I thought it was "Thanks for MHG" but had forgotten I had answered another question with an image - Ah I suppose it could have a lot more embarrassing.
Fear of loving or being loved? Hmm... Maybe slightly. I'm maybe slightly fearful of falling in love with someone who I know deep down I'll never be with, but other than that I'm pretty much fine.
I do have problems with things like becoming more than friends though. I am not an overly flirty person, and it doesn't all come naturally to me. I never know what is going too far, or the words to say. I may know what I feel or what I want to express, but I can't express it the way I'd like to. A thousand words may run through my head and I can never say the right ones in the moment. Damn, I don't even know how to express my problem completely xD Maybe it is fear? Inexperience? Shyness? I don't really know myself. It always stops me from saying anything too bold though, which is sometimes what is needed. It probably takes a lot of patience to deal with me haha
That's my main problem.
I was just answering another question, and since GAG crashes all the time, I went to a different app to type it out and then I copy/pasted it over.
So I guess my answer wasn't really embarassing or anything xD
Oh baby you are going to get it so. fucking. hard. I can't wait to drill you right into morning... there is no way we are going to study for that test. Im going to rock your world... good luck walking to class tomorrow, see if they have a spare wheel chair at the nurses office.
You got: Morning Sex
For you, the best part of waking up is some morning nooky. You need something with a little more “pick-me-up” than a cup of coffee. There is no better way to start your day than a morning romp in the sheets.
In order to understand and appreciate the nuanced cultures of Indigenous Americans, it is absolutely necessary to consider their unique, tribal cultural landscapes. The repeated failure to do so is the U. S. Government's Achilles heel when it comes to Indian relations. Often times, the Government and its agencies treat its dealings with these tribes as a nuisance that can be bought off with cash, which is why the relationship is rarely mutually successful and almost always leaves the Government with a stain on its image. The assumption is that cash is a worthy consolation prize, but the reality is that tribes just want to maintain the lands and the cultural landscapes that they've presided over for thousands of years.
You gonna flame me?
ofc you deserve it for playing cancer
Have anything of value to say?
you can't even get legend with such a deck
cause it takes too much fucking time
so it means you just like to annoy people
I do it successfully
indeed, a real pain in the ass
you should be used to having a pain in the ass from your father
Nicknames of both flamed. Got added after a Hearthstone game by a guy who was mad.
I just ran it through the word processor for a spell check. Boring. I suck at spelling, so probably half of my copy / pastes are running stuff through the spell checker.
In war the first thing lost is time, the hours become days and the days become years.
Some of us in this world only know war entire generations of of military families , war is all we know and yet in our ongoing conflict we have lost more than just our sense of time. We've lost loved ones, cities and almost entire races.
To think there was a time of peace is almost unimaginable, but we are courageous. In our battle with humanity we have lost so much but we've been given heroes, heroes who fought tirelessly to defend us in ww1 and ww2 and invasions of country's far and wide.
What is it that makes a hero if humanity did not know before over the last 100 years of fighting has most certainly shown us. Perhaps a heroes most striking feature is courage, they're bravery and audacity in the face of certain death something we've become all to familiar with in recent years.
Some decades ago winston Churchill said that history is written by the victors perhaps he was correct for his for his time but one would be hard pressed to find any true victors in our current day conflicts. Cities and safe havens burnt to ashes protected by a fateful few who gave everything. Now it may seem more correct to say history is written by the survivors whether victorious or not.
The sacrifices of our wars that time does not bear repeating them all. Countless men and women have given their lives to save us and have become heroes among the rest of us who live on.
A man fires a rifle for many years and goes to war. Afterward he turns in his rifle in at the armoury and believe he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he does with his hand love a women, build a house or change his sons diaper his hands will always remember the rifle.
There are three types of people in this world: sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs. Some people prefer to believe that evil doesn't exist in the world, and if it ever darkened their doorstep, they wouldn't know how to protect themselves. Those are the sheep.
Then you've got predators who use violence to prey on the weak. They're the wolves.
And then there are those blessed with the gift of aggression, an overpowering need to protect the flock. These men are the rare breed who live to confront the wolf. They are the sheepdog.
Because war takes but it leaves us with heroes.
this was in another question regarding masculine looks and whether women prefer muscular guys over non-muscular guys with the big arms and abs.
I had suggested that this more along the lines of my body type and look and was wondering if it is not considered masculine?
so you are basically a walking dildo?
a bit NSFW, but *Shrug*
I was chatting with a chinese only speaker and I copy and pasted my text into google translate to see if I had written something coherent xD
I'd get banned since it's a porno pic :p
I'm probably one of the least violent people you'll ever meet, but I LOVE fighting. This may sound like a paradox but it isn't.
"There are many issues that beginning counselors may face when they start facilitating groups. Some of these issues include figuring out which therapy techniques to use, how to recover if a mistake is made, and what to do if there is a prolonged silence. The textbook also discusses the personal characteristics of an effective group leader. These characteristics include having self-confidence, a willingness to model, caring, openness, non-defensiveness in coping with criticism, and self-awareness. It is equally important to have group leadership skills such as active listening, reflecting, clarifying, and summarizing the group. The text then touched on the co-leadership model for facilitating groups and the advantages and disadvantages of that model."
Lol boring, I know. I was working on a chapter summary for one of my classes recently.
Life is not a series of random, freak accidents. Life is not totally unplanned. Life is not without meaning. God knows what’s going on. He’s weaving the tapestry of your life, and it has light and dark threads — happy and sad times — to give richness and texture and color to your life. Nothing can come into the life of a child of God without God’s permission. Everything is Father filtered.
Don’t misunderstand. I am not saying that everything that happens to you in life is God’s perfect will. That’s just not true. There are a lot of things that are not God’s will. If you go out and sin, that’s not God’s will. If somebody sins against you, that’s not God’s perfect will.
But God does have a permissive will. If I go out and I overeat, I pay the consequences. If I go out and wreck my body, I pay the consequences. God does not cause evil and God does not cause suffering. But he does allow them because they have a purpose. God permits them, and then he uses them.
God is an expert at bringing good out of bad. He could have kept Paul out of prison in Philippi, but instead he let Paul go to prison, and the jailer became a believer as a result. God could have kept Jesus from the cross, but he let him go. He let his own Son suffer and die. Did he bring any good out of that? I’d say he did!
God loves to turn crucifixions into resurrections. The things you wish were most removed from your life are often the very things that God is using to shape you and make you into the believer he wants you to be. He wants to use that problem for good in your life. There’s something more important than your pain. It’s what you’re learning from that pain. God is in control.
So what’s the key? What’s our response? Our response is to look past the pain.
“That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever” (2 Corinthians 4:16-17 NLT, second edition).
Today I fucked up... by answering the phone while watching porn.
This happened yesterday and I'm still cringing about how I could be so stupid. I'm a 19 year old guy, and for the record I've NEVER been caught masturbating or watching porn as far as I know. My cousin and uncle are in town this weekend for graduation purposes. My dad and uncle took a quick run to CVS pharmacy to grab some contact solution for my cousin and a few other items, and me, being a typical teenager decided to go downstairs and wank one out while my cousin (female) took a shower and my mom cooked dinner. I pull out my phone, go to redtube, find a nice video and start going at it. 2 minutes in my phone rings and I see it's my dad, so without pausing the video or closing the open porn tabs, I just answer it. My dad says he needs to know which kind of contact solution she needs and asks me to have my mom go ask her. So I zip up, go upstairs and give the phone to my mom without even thinking about it so I don't have to be the middleman here. She goes to the bathroom and my cousin was already out of the shower and blow drying her hair so she just hands the phone in to her. At this point I realize what's gonna happen when they hang up, and start sweating balls. All rational thinking goes out the window and instead of saying something like "I need to talk to him again when you're done", I just stand there paralyzed with fear. She finishes the conversation and hangs up and this is where it happens. My phone automatically goes back to Redtube and starts blasting the video right there, for both my mom and cousin to see. I was mortified. My mom just hands my phone back to me with a horrified expression on her face and said "I thought we raised you better". I quickly grabbed my phone and retreated to the basement, far too freaked out to finish. I haven't seen anyone except at breakfast this morning and that was sufficiently awkward so I'll probably be by myself down here for a couple of days at least.
TL;DR Answered phone while beating the meat, showed family hardcore anal fisting.
... lmfao. From Tumblr, wanted to show my boyfriend. This is the type of stuff we talk about tbh.
My guy (we're in a LDR) has been sick since Sunday and so we haven't been texting each other much since then, which is understandable. I've just texted him once or twice a day since Sunday to check in on how he's feeling and to tell him I've been thinking about him or to send him a pic and a video of me, with hopes of putting a smile on his face
I actually cried by myself yesterday because I couldn't be there for him Last I heard from him was last night, telling me that he's still feeling very crappy and that he just felt like laying in bed and doing nothing We haven't texted much at all after that, and I texted him a "good night and feel better soon" message before I went to bed last night.
I haven't heard from him all day but not fretting because of that. I'm also trying to give him space since I believe that's what he really needs right now as he rests and recovers. At the same time, I do still wanna check in on him and show/tell him that I care about him without coming off as annoying and so I'd like some suggestions on how I could do that.
I'm thinking of wearing my sexy nurse costume (which he loves, btw) and sending him some pics of me in it and would like to know if that'd be a good idea
Also, any other advice or suggestions would be appreciated :)
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Lol I send this to my boyfriend. It's a news article about a guy who got a funeral from his friends because he has only been hanging out with his girlfriend and forgot his friends completely. I found this funny because me and my boyfriend know exactly a guy like that
I talked about it a lot with my boyfriend. We had been together for a relatively long time. I felt mature enough and I wanted that physical and emotional connect. I was nervous before, in a lot of pain during, and happy after. I'd leave everything the same except I'd have lube.
That was just a pic i used for my new myTake hehe xD
Thank God it was nothing else :P
May I ask you advice?
I need to organize a party for tomorrow: they gave a theme, it is "porn show". five girls and seven guys.
I am thinking to prepare a draw. For 3 shows number 1, then 2 then 3.
In the baskets I will put numbers like that: (G girl basket).
G 1*1 - B 3*1
G 2*2 - B 1*2
G 2*2 - B 3*1
So first show will be 1 G 3 guys
second: 2 Girls 1 guy
and last 2 girls 3 guys.
what you think?
The NSA. Senseless shootings. Random acts of violence in the streets. Police brutality. Donald Trump. People so far gone on the high of being socially relevant that they've lost the plot entirely. Universities and colleges becoming more and more of a business than an institution for higher education. The hardees chicken sandwich that has like, fried chicken patties for the buns. <3 love.
Tue, Oct 20 10:35 AM
A nude... But it says it's not found lol I'll send it again hahah
Take I-93 north to the Basin between Exit 34A and 34B. Leaving the Basin area, the trail ascends near to Cascade Brook and a beautiful series of cascades leading in a half-mile to Kinsman Falls and on to Rocky Glen Falls. Soon the brook is crossed on a log-bridge and is joined by the Cascade Brook Trail. The trail gets rougher after this on your way to Lonesome Lake.
Just finished a mytake xD
... nothing happened. :/
my mom obviously copied something very boring
Uh.. okay o. o
I guess it's my last message sent on whatsapp lol I have the habit of copying every message before I clicked enter so that when it crashed I won't have to worry.
It isn't letting me paste without typing so here:
Hm... I don't have anything saved, apparently. Nothing came up. Probably because i restarted my phone earlier because the battery was dead.