lol!!! That got a Big rise Out of me, @COCOACHANNEL. I can almost Hear Her saying it. Glad to Hear @Waffles731 you are Better. No Joke to be Feeling under the Weather. xx
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. At one moment the judge speaks to Mickey and says 'but you say here that your wife is crazy' to which Mickey responds 'i didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy'
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lol!!! That got a Big rise Out of me, @COCOACHANNEL. I can almost Hear Her saying it.
Glad to Hear @Waffles731 you are Better. No Joke to be Feeling under the Weather. xx
Thanks for the Like, @Waffles731 xx
@COCOACHANEL xx
My wife told me that she's fed up with all the kinky sex stuff I make her do, and that she's leaving me.
I was so shocked I nearly shit her pants.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. At one moment the judge speaks to Mickey and says 'but you say here that your wife is crazy' to which Mickey responds 'i didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy'
Did you hear the one about the pencil?
It didn't have a point 😒
Remember when you where standing next to the president?
There was a tourist asking "who's the guy with the tie standing next to Waffles?" :D
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A bear walks into a bar, eats a woman sitting there. Bartender says, "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate."
I'm glad you're doing better. :)
And I hope you stay this way.
Unfortunately, I can't tell you a joke because I suck at it. :(
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
... A pickpocket snatches watches...
Just watch this xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvLj_OB-Y0What did the girl with big boobs order when she went to McDonald's?
A McTitfuck. Lol.
I don't know what the best thing about living in England is, but the flag's a big plus
What do you call 4 blondes on the ocean floor?
An air pocket.
Yes, stay happy! No Blue Waffles...
... couldn't help myself.
That's good :)
My homemade jokes are too crass lol
Glad to hear that you're doing better.
If you want lolz, check out my new beard :)
I love dark memes
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Eyyy man
Are u a communist? Cuz I wanna see your Mao Zedong
Baby you're a popsicle and I wanna suck you until you're a dry stick
Pickup lines are all I've got m8
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