Aww thanks :)
Those were good ones!
AHAHAHA that's actually funny
I love the Saint Patricks day tradition that is part of boston culture,You know, Watching the Boondock saints while getting hammered
I was about your age when that came out, and a couple friends and myself were all about it. One night we watched and got stoned to the bejeezus, then went out to a diner for a late night meal. We had been cracking up at that part when Papa Joe forces Rocco "The Funny Man" to tell him that joke (I'd link the scene but the joke is racist😕), and when he delivers the punchline, Papa Joe looks like he's processing it for a minute, then starts laughing, and he does that gesture with his fingers and repeats the punchline "I'll have a Coke!", like its the funniest thing he ever heard.Anyway, we get to the diner, still mad blazed, the waitress comes around for our drink order, and I'm actually going to order a Coke. While the others ordered, I thought to myself that it'd be so funny if I mimicked Papa Joe saying "I'll have a Coke" when she got to me. But then I thought "nah, that'd be awkward for her." Then she gets to me, and the mere thought of saying it got me, and I start to say...
..."I'll have a Coke" in my normal voice, but the idea of the joke was too much for my stoned mind, and I end up going "I'll have a PFFFFTTTTTT😂😂😂😂😂..." Started laughing so hard, like when you're afraid you'll suffocate, and my friends picked up on what happened and THEY lost it too, and this poor waitress is standing there like "what the fuck is wrong with you people?" THEN, after finally getting it out and being like "I'm so sorry", almost in tears of laughter, she comes back for the order, and she gets to me, and I just started cracking up again. I'm trying to explain to her that it's nothing to do with her, but obviously she's looking at me like I'm a nutjob😂 300% chance my food was spit in that night, hahaha
Hahaha try this one Out in rural southern Ireland, just farmland and farmer's houses. A big rich rolls Royce is bombing it down the country roads. As he passes two farmers, he stops to asks one of the farmers "excuse me, do you know the way to ballymacarbry". The first guy says "no, no sorry boy I don't". So the Rolls Royce sets off down the road again... Until half a mile down he looks in the mirror and sees the same guy waving, shouting and screaming at him to come back. So the guy in the Royce backs all the way up again to the two farmers, winds the window down. The first farmer says, "this is my younger brother, Cody, and he doesn't know either!"
@MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah Haaaaaa😂👌 Also, tell me there's really a place called "Ballymacarbry." Bananaland name right there😝
LOL, yes there is xD
@MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah www.gifdivision.com/.../11_-_ovwyeh4.gifGlad my area of the States is called New England and not New Ireland. A lot of towns are named after places in England, so they're easy to say and spell. Ireland is way harder. I'd be FUCKED if this was New Scotland. I ain't trying to live somewhere called Aberdyllglenlochfiddichyrie or some shit🙄😒
That was pretty funny
Ikr, but I seriously weirded some people out with that joke before so I'm a bit careful with it now :P
Hahah I laughed
I smiled Lmao
@Toad-1 I guess that means I'm na-cho friend no mo.
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That second last one really got me going! But then it turned out to be a mosquito. That was such a buzz kill
@Raymond_Reddington Sorry to disappoint xD
Hahaha! +1 for Charlton Heston too. :D
Oh dear... Americans -_-
I hope you feel better someday
I really don't think I ever will :( and that makes me more depressed than ever.
Lol this was funny
@phil2 hahaha😉He still haven't messaged me tho😂
Thanks for the Like, @Waffles731 xx
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@Mario21 She's back.I'm happy to see her too.
ER ME GERSH!!!media.riffsy.com/.../raw
@Mario21 😂😂😂😂😂 you know me , I'm like the terminator... I always come back 😂😂
@Mario21 In fact , I only came back to make sure you are still pushing yourself to do that extra push up 😠😆😂
😂lmao I can do 2.4 push ups now! xDI'm so glad to see u again! My heart is literally going 200 mph 💜
@Mario21 😂😂 aww thanks. That's kind of you Well, I can do...1.5 pushups now 💪😎 😂
Hah get on my level 😎 I obviously take steroids but I might wanna cut back on that 😂
@Mario21 😂😂 I'll keep practicing 💪👩😂😂
No, what happened?
It's okay, he woke up.GETTIT? Heh heh heh heh
kid napping hahah
I don't know what
Hard drive 😊
But.. you asked about the gear, not the drive :\
@mikemx55 gear is supposed to be drive. I TRIED OK!
How do you distinguish a computer guy from a shy computer guy?The computer guy will look at the floor while you talk.
Oh, and SSD for you all
Eh, That ones way better about lawyers,Most engineers I know easily get married,Lawyers always end up divorced (Funny how that is)
I don't know how?
They're jalapeño business!
I don't know what?
I don't know why?
Because of all tge baaastards
*the I came up with that joke myself. 🐑👿🐏👿🐑
Haggis was invented in hell. 😈
two pink down voteswww.downfallparodies.net/.../...al_with_it_gif.gifthey need to deal with it
@DooMguy hahahaha! Best gif ever
Yeah, it's one of the best out there, for me it's either Hitler or star crafti1.wp.com/.../...-It-starcraft-video-games-GIF.gif
because youve been running through my mind all day ;)
very good 😂 😅
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