Beta uprising now, are you in?

Yoda Age: 28

Beta uprising now, are you in ?

Beta uprising now, are you in?

If you don't have 80 + female followers then you're beta

Beta uprising now, are you in?

Normies/Chads out, Kekistan stronk

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Guys check the hashtags, BetaUprising is on the list. we are growing stronger.

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YourFutureEx Follow
Master Age: 29 , mho 48%

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Thanks for A2A!
I'm alpha. Boo!
img.pr0gramm.com/2016/05/17/320ef16974489a64.png
But I'll always share pussies with my bros.
#AlphaResistance

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- DooMguy
  
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  Can I get two for the price of one then?
  
  i1.kym-cdn.com/.../676.jpg
  
  The thing is. . . I'm a 4'9" manlet
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  Sure! They'll breastfeed you. After all, women are nothing but machines for producing children.
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  Sounds good but there was this time when I went to talk to this women, I said hello but she thought it was just the wind
  
  s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...abea134b8f.jpg
  
  She just looked through me. How am I supposed to get that milk if they don't even notice me?
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  www.amazon.com/.../B00GPTFJJW
  Thank me later.
  
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  #RemoveAlpha
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  @SuicidalTeen Ha Ha Ha... your attack just activated my trap card
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  I have scissors
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  @SuicidalTeen Chain!
  img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/.../...349d62b2e0_full.jpg
  
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  Nokia
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  @SuicidalTeen Woah! I lost.
  https://ci.memecdn.com/7449423.gif
  
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  #BetaFTW
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  Since you lost that makes you a beta, you're officially one of us now
  
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  One of us! One of us!
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  stream1.gifsoup.com/.../...h-yami-loses-yugi-o.gif
  You took away my soul ;_;
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  www.marketingideaguy.com/.../...ng-there-there.gif
  
  don't worry about it, us betas share everything. What's mine is yours. You'll also have to share your deck with us even the shiny/rare cards. Welcome to the brotherhood
  
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Chief16 Follow
Guru Age: 30

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Lulz.
thelibertarianrepublic.com/.../...19b1-700x400.jpg

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- DooMguy
  
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  Normies have to learn the hard way
  
  i3.kym-cdn.com/.../798.png
  
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Laura_Marx Follow
Xper 7 Age: 30 , mho 71%

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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- DooMguy
  
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  And just like that you're back. I knew meme magic would work
  
  P. S. so far 20 + alphas have been killed
  
  i1.kym-cdn.com/.../8cb.jpg
  
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- SuperGlitterGirl
  
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  The Autism is strong in this one.
  
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ayylamo Follow
Xper 6 Age: 27

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>1 "female" (unconfirmed) follower
>she's a troll
end me
https://i.imgur.com/yf3ryGd.png
no girl ever talks to me and I'm a khhv. (kissless, hugless, handholdless, virgin)

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- ayylamo
  
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  this is not a meme I repeat this is not a meme
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  You made the right choice joining
  
  https://youtu.be/Z5fxreG6_GA
  
  Remove all the normies
  
  Remember, you aren't beta if you kill all the alphas
  
  i2.kym-cdn.com/.../199.gif
  
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Ali55sven Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24

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549 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm ready #BetaUprising

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- Ali55sven
  
  +1 y
  img.memecdn.com/...ta-are-you-wizard_c_1349993.jpg
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  My Score: + 1000 (way past wizard)
  
  www.dailystormer.com/.../wojak.jpg
  
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ThisDudeHere Follow
Master Age: 29 , mho 33%

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8K opinions shared on Other topic.

So wait... what am I if I have 88 female followers?

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- DooMguy
  
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  *triggered*
  
  You are a chad
  
  i0.kym-cdn.com/.../angry_pepe.jpg
  
  You are the enemy of all betas
  
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- ThisDudeHere
  
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  Okay
  https://i.imgur.com/zOblDtW.png
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  i1.kym-cdn.com/.../6f9.jpg
  
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- SuicidalTeen
  
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  Block le females
  
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Avalon2 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 30

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Join us and together we shall rule the galaxy!

https://i.imgur.com/pvorT.gif

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- DooMguy
  
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  i1.kym-cdn.com/.../...-gif-thumbs-up-imgu-L3yP.gif
  
  Agreed, betas will rule the galaxy. "This is one small step for man, One giant leap for betas"
  
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disgustingweebtrash Follow
Master Age: 23

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I can't wait to show my wife's son the #BetaUprising

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- disgustingweebtrash
  
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  >Only has 14 female followers
  https://i.imgur.com/9grhV74.gif
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  When did your wife get pregnant? Chad was responsible wasn't he?
  
  (Remember if the beta uprising is lost retreat back into the anime, they'll never find us there)
  
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- disgustingweebtrash
  
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  It was Chad, but it's okay i'm happy to raise my wife's kids.
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  i0.kym-cdn.com/.../1fb.png
  
  It ends now
  
  Take this gun, you know what to do. This is why the uprising has to happen, all chads must be destroyed (and the sloots with them)
  
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Maxemeister Follow
Master Age: 23

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What if I don't fit the requirements but still wish to fight for what's right?

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- DooMguy
  
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  It seems that you & @ThisDudeHere are in the same situation, you want to support the beta cause but you've got too many sloots. . . I don't even think I can give you honorary beta status
  
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- Maxemeister
  
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  Don't turn away allies in a time of need! It'll come back to bite u!
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  Will you join the alpha resistance then? Your goal is to turn alphas into betas
  
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- Maxemeister
  
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  Would gladly do so
  
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MarkRet Follow
Guru Age: 67 , mho 33%

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I'm not in. I only have five female followers, but one of them is the cool RJGravyTrain

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- DooMguy
  
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  Yea but RJ probably calls you a cuck behind your back (just something to think about)
  
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- MarkRet
  
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  Maybe, but I prefer to keep a positive spin on RJ.
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  And what would tyrone say about that?
  
  https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ArtEY3ty0uc/hqdefault.jpg
  
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BeerFarts Follow
Yoda Age: 43 , mho 31%

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I only have 20. Where do I sign up?

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- DooMguy
  
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  The fight against oppression starts here, you're already one of us
  
  t04.deviantart.net/.../...groslayer420-d8ylm1x.png
  
  You know what to do, make us proud
  
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- BeerFarts
  
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  cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder114/31291114.jpg
  
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skeptic002 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 32

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hahahahah lol
thank you for the laugh

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- DooMguy
  
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  No problem, remember not all shitposts are created equal. Some are more equal than others
  
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Waffles731 Follow
Master Age: 29

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5.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

I've got a 110 female followers

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- DooMguy
  
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  az616578.vo.msecnd.net/.../...ng.imgopt1000x70.PNG
  
  You will be chad hunted. Chads out, normies out. . . . unless you share the pussy
  
  https://youtu.be/mc9ZKuppxQk
  
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ToruMatsuda Follow
Yoda Age: 30

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I only have 1😟

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- DooMguy
  
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  ^ Has 39 (borderline normie)
  
  media.giphy.com/media/jWexOOlYe241y/giphy.gif
  
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Blitzkrieger Follow
Guru Age: 29

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Fuck i love tyrone.

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- DooMguy
  
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  Tyrone is a living meme, He'll lead kekistan to victory
  
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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  Yeah. Meme magic is real.
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  What's your normie kill count?
  
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- disgustingweebtrash
  
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  @DooMguy mine is 6 gorillion
  
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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  Over 6 million.
  
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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  @disgustingweebtrash shit yous is higher.
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  @disgustingweebtrash not bad, not bad at all
  
  scontent.cdninstagram.com/.../..._1065669448_n.jpg
  
  You guys keep it up, the normies will never know what hit them
  
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Anonymous
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My god lol

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- DooMguy
  
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  i3.kym-cdn.com/.../2bc.jpg
  
  THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
  
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- Bananaman177
  
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  Think the beta uprising is a joke, huh? Who do you think got Trump elected?
  
  pics.me.me/...desu-desu-desu-desu-desu-6325301.png
  
  That's only the barest beginning...
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  @Bananaman177 exactly, the meme jihad is real
  
  https://youtu.be/GnQdVLkJbK4
  
  The normies were warned but they didn't listen
  
  i1.kym-cdn.com/.../730.png
  
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- Bananaman177
  
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  We'll kill whoever resists our counter-subversion with our Dragon Ball Z powers of autism.
  disidealist.files.wordpress.com/.../...1536817.png
  
  If you know what I mean brother, and brother, I know that you do.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwypeJzAkE
  
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SuicidalTeen Follow
Explorer Age: 22

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1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Kk #BetaUprising

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Decentguy Follow
Master Age: 32

+1 y

what is that?

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- DooMguy
  
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  I could tell you but. . . You're a chad
  
  becomeuberhuman.com/.../1446430115732.jpg
  
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- Decentguy
  
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  hahaha
  
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- DooMguy
  
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  ^ only a chad would respond like that, join the alpha resistance schnell
  
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- Decentguy
  
  +1 y
  media.tumblr.com/.../...line_mi2qjbq7FS1qz4rgp.gif
  
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