Have you ever used a bidet toilet?

[Anonymous]

I kinda wanna use one, but I don't know...
this is one of those toilets that tickles your booty hole

I feel like this might scar me

I have

I never have

i want to

[redeyemindtricks]

These things start at about $20.
www.amazon.com/.../

... and the single-water-line models can be installed by an 11-year-old in less than ten minutes.
(I know this because our son installed one, under his father's supervision, at age 11 ... in... you guessed it... less than ten minutes.)

They're game changers.

Not just game changers... LIFE changers.

After I lived for about 2 years in Japan — where EVERY public toilet has a (very, very fancy) version of something like this — I came home wondering how any country that calls itself a 1st-world country could NOT have these on its commodes.

Srsly... try it for a week, and you'll wonder how you lived for so long without it.

Not to mention that it pays for itself in a couple months (in terms of your needing fewer — or no — wipes/toilet paper) if there's 2 of you. If you have a family of 5 or more, this thing will pay for itself within a couple weeks.

I like these so much that I call ahead and have them shipped to any friend's/family member's house where I might be staying overnight... because yeah. I don't even get a commission •________________•

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by the way... if any of you are still just using ONLY DRY toilet paper after going no. 2... just... I... I just can't.

[Asker]

I will get one once I move out , but My family would look at me funny...
& what Is a good alternative for tp

[redeyemindtricks]

A fresh clean butt hole is worth the funny looks.

Cottonelle wipes. Don't leave home without 'em.

[Asker]

Where can I get those wipes?
Do I have to go to like Walmart

& I’ll just wait until I get my own apartment..

[redeyemindtricks]

They have them literally everywhere. Target, drugstores (with the paper goods), walmart, grocery stores... amazon... all the everywheres.

Finding them can be weird if you expect to find them with the baby wipes, because they're not with the baby wipes. They're usually with the napkins, paper plates, and paper towels and suchlike.

[Asker]

I’ll try looking for them at Walgreens since I live close to one
I really wanna try the butt spray toilet thing since people are saying it doesn’t hurt, but I’ll just use this for Now
Is there any safety concerns with these wipes? Like are there places you shouldn’t wipe?

Are they like Clorox wipes?
Sorry for having so many questions I just don’t want to hurt my body

[aicarg]

I went to a Japanese restaurant where they litteraly had one. I was startled as when I walked into the restroom the toilet seat automatically lifted up, when I sat on it - the seat warmed up, there was a remote that had various settings for water pressure to clean my behind, and after it sprayed my bum it dried my bum with a warm drier!! It literally felt like a car wash for my bum!

[ElissaDido]

No but i always use water when going to the toilets
I think it's nasty to only use toilet paper.
If my future man doesn't use water already, i will force him!
We have these in our homes
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[Asker]

but what is it for
& how do you use it

[ElissaDido]

it sprays water and is extremely easy to use
it's to clean yourself after you poop and pee lol!

[ElissaDido]

if your dog poops on the floor, will you just clean it with paper? Or use water too? So why not use water on your butt too?
You know what i mean?

[Asker]

Well I wouldn’t clean up a dogs poop I had a bad experience when I was little so I don’t touch animal poop, but I get what you mean..

& I don't know I just never thought anyone would clean back there with a water thing
It just seems like it wouldn’t fee right, like I imagine it’d be like getting in the shower & letting the shower water hit your butt & clean all of that, it just seems like it wouldn’t feel right, but I would definitely want a future girlfriend/wife to use this

[ElissaDido]

it doesn't feel like shower at all! Your entire butt doesn't get wet :P !

[Asker]

Well.. the only thing left to do is try one out really
I won’t be getting one until I move out, I’m too embarrassed to bring one home
I’ll be considered an adult soon but still too ashamed to bring something like this home
That’s why I have so many questions about it & what it’s like while using it

[ElissaDido]

wow haha , in my country they are in every home. I would feel dirty if i didn't use one :x

[Asker]

Well I can’t wait, thanks for the help

[zagor]

They seem more common in very hot places, which kind of makes sense. In the Middle East they had them at every hotel I stayed at.

[madhatters4]

they had these in thailand. i loved them. definitely gets you way cleaner than just toilet paper

[ElissaDido]

@madhatters4
Ikr!!! If a dog poops on your hand, would you just clean it with toilet paper or with water 😛
Haha

[madhatters4]

agree 100%. i wish i had one in my house. perhaps when i renovate my bathrooms i'll have a bidet or this hose thing installed but in the meantime i definitely use wipes.

there was actually a recent study that showed there are lots of health issues of only using toilet paper that americans experience that many in countries that don't just use tp don't have like more anal fissures, hemorrhoids, and UTIs

[madhatters4]

not a combo toilet bidet. i've used a bidet and the things they have thailand like bidet that are little hoses next to the toilet

i was skeptical and a bit skeeved when i first saw them in Europe. but they are definitely a more hygienic way to clean down there

[ATuairiscean]

Once in a hotel in Madrid when I was on a trip there, it seemed very hygienic.

[Anonymous]

I have been usin one for years lol. It's actually pretty amazing

This may be kinda gross but you should know it- you know while ur shitting and you are almost done but can't get that little last bit of shit out? Welp a bidet solves ur problems. You just feel so empty and clean after that.

It's also really good for when you're on your period

[Asker]

Duddeee 😂😂😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

Hahaha : P

[TripleAce]

I dunno cause it just feels so dirty to have a water hole in a toilet that probably get's sprayed with poop all day... then it takes all that grossness and sprays you with it with some water...

I dunno lol... sounds kinda gross hahah

[NiketWolf]

The spray is often placed at top and it does not get sprayed with poop.
Actually, using toilet papers are dirty and disgusting, why would someone will clean his ass with paper?
I mean that will still leave your ass smelly.

[Tony_1693]

@redeyemindtricks I summon your ass.

[TripleAce]

@NiketWolf well the alternative would be using water or wet naps
They sell wet naps like baby wipes lol

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tony_1693 Got u

[EvilAngel114]

I used them while in Japan because that's all they have. They are cool. You can buy them on Amazon for like 30 bucks.

[Asker]

What was it like?
& I would buy one but the people in my house would look at me funny for wanting it..

[EvilAngel114]

Refreshing clean feeling I guess. I was paranoid at first. It tickles a little bit it's not bad. I spent more time playing with it because it's not really a thing in the US. But after using one, I'd consider it. Psshh! Just get it. Your family will end up loving it. Tell them it will cut costs on toilet paper too.

[Asker]

How will it cut costs on toilet paper?
& I’ll just wait until I move out I’m too embarrassed to order it, & If I didn’t order it isn’t take it off of the toilet when I got finished.. wouldn’t want anyone to know...

I know it’s for cleanings but Lynn family would probably think I bought it for other reasons so I’ll just wait..

[EvilAngel114]

Lol makes sense. It'll cut cost since you won't have to use as much to whip. It'll be more to dry unless you just want to drip dry and you cleanse. I know countries that use the bidet in place is toilet paper so there's that too.

[Asker]

Sorry about my grammar mistakes... it’s this iphone.
& wouldn’t it be uncomfortable having a wet butt?
well for men at least

[EvilAngel114]

lol I would imagine so but you'll use less tissue. Just use a little to dry and you're good to go. You'll just have to get one when you move out and see for yourself. Don't be scared though lol.

[Asker]

Having the water spray me isn’t the part that scares me
I’ve had water sprayed before

What scares me Is the water pressure
Like look at the picture it’s coming out pretty hard & .. I don't know the picture above makes ignoring look like it’d hurt
I know you can probably adjust the water pressure, but that doesn’t calm me down any

[EvilAngel114]

Lmao!! The pressure isn't as powerful as it looks. Maybe a bit stronger that a squirt bottle on the "stream" settling.

[Asker]

Well
I’ll find out someday for now I’ll just try those wet wipe things as a toilet paper alternative
Until I get my own house or like a P. O. box

[Paris13]

Used an Egyptian toilet in the w/c out in Egypt. lolxx

[Asker]

Was it like the toilet I’m talking about & how was it

[Paris13]

This one was a toilet but had a sprayer under the lid to spray, as I Say. A button on top to flush and the water from the shower went down into a hold into the tiled floor. Pretty cool but not too good when water was rationed for that day.
This One, hun, looks much more mod. lolxx

[Asian5ft]

At first it might feel different or uncomfortable but it gets used to it.

[Anonymous]

Never, i think I saw one once at a friend's house but other than that I don't come into contact with them often

[friendlydesihood]

Always. Using just paper after poop is the worst thing to do.

[Whaaaaa]

No the last thing I need is something else blasting me in the ass

[Anonymous]

What if it malfunctions and the water pressure gets to high!!

[TonyRyanAgain]

You drown 😶

[Anonymous]

i used one once quite some time ago and it was so confusing...

[Anonymous]

Never got used to water being squirted up my ass...

[Nikkismith]

What the actual fuck is this.

[TallGuy96]

😂😂😂😂

[Golden25]

It’s cleaner than a regular toilet

[deraz24]

No its certainly different lol

[jakeiremonger]

They're the bees knees.

[es20490446e]

No, but I have a bidet at home.

[jacquesvol]

Of course: they're quite common in Europe.

[Anonymous]

Yep I can't live without a bidet.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Kind of. I thought it was a water fountain

[randomitalianguy]

Looks scary, i have them but separated