Best dark humor joke u know or have?

[call_me_scar]

I added paul Walker on xbox but he just stays on dashboard

[Julia420]

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
-"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
-"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
-"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
-"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

[Julia420]

@NovissimumVirorum

[NovissimumVirorum]

Lmfao 🤣

[ksoma]

lol that one is a favorite of mine

[QuinzelH]

I'm honestly just here to read jokes and laugh my ass off. Thank you.

[Julia420]

Haha that’s what I’ve been doing

[QuinzelH]

Also:
- What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
- Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

[monkeynutts]

What's red and sit in the corner?

A baby eating razor blades.

[Tomblebee]

A baby shaving it's head with a potatoe peeler...

[monkeynutts]

@Tomblebee what's turn from pink then bright blue, and sizzles?

[monkeynutts]

A baby breastfeeding from an electrical outlet.

[Tomblebee]

Have you seen the changeup?

[monkeynutts]

@Tomblebee?

[Tomblebee]

the kid does that/nealry.

[BeHappy1985]

https://youtu.be/hqk8spbgjho

[Captain_Kinnbart]

What has four legs but only one arm?

A pitbull at the playground.

[BeholdMyAnoose]

What is the difference between Hitler and a Boston racer? - The Boston racer can finish a race.

What is the national bird of Africa? - A mosquito

[Julia420]

@NovissimumVirorum the first one made me lol 🙈

[Tomblebee]

So did my sister

[Eleventy]

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus?

[Eleventy]

It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

[call_me_scar]

Ha well he did hang around 11 guys for a few years so that probably wasn't the 1st time he got nailed

[old-guys-rule]

A woman went on an overnight fishing trip with four guys. She came back with a big red snapper.

[Julia420]

Lmao

[Tomblebee]

This tooook me a while.

[Tomblebee]

What do you call a corn cob in a dark alley way?

[ThePundertaker]

What?

[Tomblebee]

@ThePundertaker
I don't actually know.. I just thought the start of the joke sounded real dark ya know?

[ThePundertaker]

Clevvvvver

[disgustingweebtrash]

I don't want to get banned so

[Tomblebee]

.. pm?

[disgustingweebtrash]

What abut pm?

[Tomblebee]

potential mumification

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yes I'm a mummy

[Tomblebee]

boooo. did you get a fright.

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yeah

[Tomblebee]

sorry about that

[disgustingweebtrash]

I forgive you it's okay

[Tomblebee]

Can you help?

[disgustingweebtrash]

Help with what?

[Tomblebee]

Thank you.

[disgustingweebtrash]

You're welcome

[CarpetDenim]

Interesting

[disgustingweebtrash]

I agree

[Tomblebee]

Agri science

[CarpetDenim]

Agricultural research

[Tomblebee]

@CarpetDenim Internet ing

[CarpetDenim]

Yes.

[Tomblebee]

@CarpetDenim Is your houses internal flooring produced from jeans?

[CarpetDenim]

Yes...

[Tomblebee]

@CarpetDenim denim Carpet

[CarpetDenim]

Thank you

[TheMostCharming]

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall

[Julia420]

What?

[Tomblebee]

@Julia420 damn?

[Julia420]

@Tomblebee oh haha thanks. That wasn’t dark humour though 🤨🤔

[Tomblebee]

@Julia420 I meean.. I don't know what he meant.. but it's the only thing I can think of.

[angrysalmon555]

Rest in peace

[Tomblebee]

piece?

[Julia420]

@Tomblebee peace ✌🏻?

[chatwanderer]

Lol damn Paul