



A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
-"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
-"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
-"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
-"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
Lmfao 🤣
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@NovissimumVirorum the first one made me lol 🙈
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I don't actually know.. I just thought the start of the joke sounded real dark ya know?
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@Tomblebee oh haha thanks. That wasn’t dark humour though 🤨🤔
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