
Pill #1 because I have several skills that I'd like to learn.
Pill #2 because if I never had to worry about gaining another fucking pound in my life, I'd be a lot less stressed.

1, 2 and 9
1. Mastering only one skill is hard enough. 3 skills? Sign me up! I'd be the baddest pilot martial artist surgeon. LOL
2. It would be nice to eat anything without worrying about allergies, sensitivities, obesity, food poisoning... etc. etc. If that also covers eating anything that is normally poisonous, then sign me up for that as well!
9. An extra $500's a day in my pocket is not a bad thing. It's what you do with it and where you get it from is what matters.
Why I don't care much about the other pills?
3 I don't have an addictive personality
4 I don't care for body modification of any kind (unless it's therapeutic)
5 I don't believe in soul mates.
6 I don't have a pet
7 I value my anonymity online. Fame is something I would not want to have EVER
8 I do not want to erase any of my memories; good or bad; because they collectively define who I am
Bonus points for this detailed answer! What would you do surgery on?
Thanks!
The pill did say "change", but didn't specify if it's surgery or not. Most of my problems are internal, so the changes are not visible, but they can be profound.
For example, I want to straighten my deviated septum. I want my blood and lymph nodes to change so I don't have any allergies (I have atopic disorder, which includes asthma).
Otherwise, I'm happy and thankful for having the body that I have, and I wouldn't want to change anything about it.
Man, I didn't even think about it on that level. That might change my whole answer.
Pill 9, Always need money for everything.
Pill 5, Meeting Soulmate would make life way better to be living through
Pill 1, Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering Computer Scence
With those three I'm already a world class genius with emotional support to help me through the difficult times of doing research, and I can make AI to help me too. Then I could replicate any effects I want from the rest of the pills anyways with a bit of work.
Love that you explained your choices!
pretty obvious why everyone is going to choose 9 lol
I will go with 2, cause I envy people who can eat anything they want and not gain a single pound. 9 cause then that would be mean i could finally get my own car and place and not worry about bills or having a part time job. 3. I wish I wasn't addicted to sugar and bread, it is so hard to avoid because I got my sweet/carb cravings from my dad. lol
I mean yeah lol #9 is for sure a no brainer. $14k a month? I'll pay off my debt and be able to breathe in a year with that.
5 because I've had no luck so far on my own. 6 because dogs (and some cats) have unfair lifespans. And 9 because I'm broke af and it will probably pay for everything else I need including some of the other stuff on this list. 😁
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I would just need #6. 😍😭
But I could throw in #1 and #2 for fun.
Lol I knew I would see a lot of #6
Here would be my three pills.
Pill 1: I have a lot of talents, but I'm not particularly masterful at any of them. I would love to master three key skills which help me in the workplace, and so I can show off.
Pill 2: Mainly because I love food, but I watch what I eat for health reasons, and to keep in good shape.
Pill 9: This one is a no-brainer. I could definitely use an extra $14,000 per month. Who wouldn't pick this pill?
Pretty much
#1: 1, I can do my life's work being the best I can be.
#2: 9, I wouldn't have to financially struggle and focus on doing something meaningful. If I don't need the money, I give it to someone who is worthy of receiving.
#3: 6, my wonderful girlfriend would not have to worry about her turtles dying. Even doe they can live that long, one of her turtles died a few months ago and she was super sad. I would rather guarantee them to live. Also if we get a kitty, the cat will live as long as we do x3
Awwww... save the turtles!!! I love turtles!!!
Awww you're awesome
#1 This choice is obvious and present many, many possibilities.
#5 Set on sex and human companionship for life unlike anything I've ever experienced? Sign me up!
#9 I don't have to do anything and get $500 a day? I live on a looot less, sign me uo!
Lol easy peasy
5, 6, 9.
initially i was struck with 1, 4 and 7 but i realised 2 of these things can be bought through money and 7... what's the point of being famous if i don't even know what i'm famous for?
so yeah this is my evaluation if u read this just know that millions of ur cells have died thank u very much
Lmao yes I read it. At least you put thought into it. Which means you lost a little bit of dem cells too 😝
Definitely pills 1,2,9.
Pill 1: I can master things I've always wanted to do.
Pill 9: allows me to live my life without needing to waste a third of my life on work.
Pill 2: if things get rough, I can just eat dirt or some non edible stuff. I could become a human recycle bin.
Eat dirt?
2, 6 and 9.
I have a terrible metabolism so I have to exercise so much to keep an average body. My dogs living as long as I do would be the best... And $500 a day I’d never have to worry about money again.
I’ve already met my soulmate❤️
Sounds like a solid plan.
1 skills pay the bills
6 im all over this one.
9 having not to worry about money would allow me to throw myself into my humanitarian work and other projects fully.
The rest aside from soulmate can somewhat be purchased.
Hmmm... not necessarily
A few you have to be pretty creative for but I think most of those are doable with enough capital. My priorities wouldn't change regardless though.
Pills 2, 6, and 7
I've always wanted to be famous, but I wouldn't have to worry about those strict diets most of those guys have and my cat will always be around when I'm lonely so I won't feel bad all the time
Lol you and kitty foreverrr
The one that I truly want above all is number 6 - my dog is my baby and I want her to live as long as possible. Other than that I guess it’s like to change a body part. Then I’ll chose number 9 because money.
Save the pup
1 5 9. by the way the 500 is garbage value given how inflation can fk that beyond oblivion. But since I don't need anything else I might as well get it and spend all that money into investments which will net me more money anyways.
Bruh. Please.
1, 5 and 9
Not sure which 3 skills. Playing a musical instrument would be one (guitar or drums). Maybe painting. 3rd one would have to be practical, carpentry, build my own log cabin somewhere in my own woods.
Drumssss!!! That's one of mine. Def wanna be a drum goddess!
Always loved the drums. Being into rock/metal drums are awesome.
Guitar is more adaptable. Wider scope
Pill #1, pill #6, and pill #9. I debated between #9 and #4 for a while, but then came to the same conclusion you did that I could pay for the body part to be altered.
Lol right. Gotta make smart decisions!
#6: Because that would just be amazing. Admit it.
#8: Because I would love to forget some stuff.
#9: Because that would be so helpful lol. I would love that.
Well I'm not a big animal person. Not with dogs and cats and stuff anyway.
What animals do you like?
5,6,9( I already got 2 which I'm fucking happy about haha)
That way I can just go and have fun with my life using the money I get and share it with my pet and soulmate, that would be great
Lucky
#1 id become a triple threat in show business and #7 so i can showcase my talents and help people through hard times like so many famous people have done for me and #3 because i want to stop cussing so bad but its just so hard that i really can't just yet
Sounds good!
Easy "1", "6" and "9" already have "2" and "5" and for "3" don't really have any addictions, as for "4" happy with my body, as for "7" if you can master 3 skills who cares, and for "8" I have no memories I need erased.
Well there you go
1 (3 skills)
4 (body part)
9 ($500 daily)
I didn't choose #5 cause if its not my boyfriend i’ll feel weird
I mean... that would just mean that he wasn't your soulmate lol
What body part tho?
Either gain a booty or keep a flat stomach
Ahh, ok. I need both lol
Definetely not first because onf the biggest pleasure of mastering is the way we got the skill (I'm black belt, so serioulsy skilled in that domain, but the training is a part of my life, so why should I change it?)
The second seams to be a good choice
as a long-term single would choose also the 5,
And also as a pet-guy, I know how it feels when those little best friend passes away
1, 5, and 9.
For 1 I would choose mastery of parkour, programming and speech.
I chose 5 because love is key to happiness
And 9 would let me live comfortably without much effort.
Parkour. Interesting.
I guess 2, 9 and 5. Would love to do 6 but I have more than one pet that I would want to live forever and I can't choose
That would be hard
9- I want money!
5- I would like to meet my soulmate
1- I would like to master the skill of being multilingual and that would help.
I wanna be multilingual toooo
1# to i can learn to speak hindi so i can talk to my girlfriend in her native language
2# eating without consequences is useful
9# money can help buy a house for when i want to move out.
Learning a new language is one of my skills too
2: Eat with out consequences
4: change my brain to a brain of a super genius
9: $500 a day for life.
I'd use 9 to travel the world, and use 2 to sample the best food while traveling the world. No clue what I'd do with my super genius brain.
Oooh good plan for 9 and 2
I guess mastering three skills would be beneficial. Perhaps mastering Memorization, Self Defense, and Self Confidence would be great.
Also being paid to live? I'll take $500 a day please.
Lol ikr.
6-2-9.
I would of said soulmate but i think i already did :).
Awww
4 and 9. Can I get a pill for never needing food to survive for the rest of my life?
Closest to that is #2 lol
No. I don't want to have to eat though. Like always have energy and feel halfway full. And I'll only have to eat when I feel like it. Eating without consequences means you still have to eat to survive but the food won't make you fat or give you diabetes or a heartattack or diarrhea.
Ahhh, ok
4 for my cancer^^
8 just in case whatever is going to happent
and 1 to learn how to be happy, how to smile & love better
Oh no 😕. Now I wish the pill was real.
Are these transferrable? Can we give the pills to someone else?
Sir, selling drugs is illegal
If I could give a pill to someone else, then I pick 2.4, and 9.
I'll take 2 and 9, then give 4 to my mother, assuming that I can replace her neurons with healthy ones so that she doesn't have dementia (probably Alzheimer's)
Interestingly, the effects of 1,3,5 and 7 do not require a magic pill (arguable neither does no. 9), although I'm assuming pill no. 1 allows you to magically acquire the skills without effort... but isn't the effort half the fun?
I have already met my soul mate. Alas, she's no longer with us. However, I'd rather have met her and live out the rest of my life as a widower than to have never met her at all.
If my mother's personality or remaining memories are in any way altered, then I wouldn't give her pill 4. I'd go with pill 1. I think I would use it to acquire fluency in three new languages.
Awwww fine then since you put it that way
#2, #9, I already met the love of my life, so I don't need pill #5
So what is the 3rd then...
I don't really need a third.
I don't want any of them*
Ok...
I guess #1 would be cool. I just don't want to be famous. Or erase memories. I don't have an addiction. I'm okay with my pets' life spans.
But I don't really want to gain abilities through a pill
Number 7 and 9 is almost the same. Just depends on the type of famous.
Number 9 might be better so you don't attract the wrong attention.
Number 1, 5 and 9.
Number 9 is guaranteed money. Being famous doesn't equal money.
Plenty of people are famous for doing dumb things.
Oh yeah, lots of YouTubers are famous. And is that the prankster guy?
Ahhh I remember him. He pretended to throw his kid over the railing and the mom freaked out lol.
Promblem with pill 2 is that sustaining your body is also a consequence of eating. You're only going to screw yourself over with that. As for my answers, #1, #7, #9
How?
1, it would be great to master 3 things (Still deciding which those would be lol)
2. I love food so much, this would be great
9. That would make life VERY easy!
Food is great
First I'd pick #9 of course, then I'd pick #2 and #5 because money can't buy either of those two. However, I could buy #1, #3 (if I even had an addiction), #4, and #7. And I don't care about #6 or #8.
Pill 9 because free money is always good
Pill 1 cuz then one of those skills could be never similar to pill 2 and pill 5 because then I will always be happy
Also with pill 1 I could learn how to easily master everything
Free money is great
I'd take 3 of the first pill. Development and learning are enriching, and open pathways to living a better life. I also believe that happiness and fulfillment come from internal equilibrium, and adding money and pets will do little to create harmony where the person is not at peace within.
Meet my soulmate
Erase two memories
$500/day for life
You really wanna find love huh J?
❤❤❤❤
1, 2, and 9 cause I’m a fat guy trapped in a skinnish guy
Lol nice
Skinnyish*
I enjoy food way too much
1, 5, and 6. I think for skills, it would be driving since I'm just learning how, maybe working out because I'm terrible at it, and handyman/mechanic since I want to fix everything on my own and not call anyone else to do it.
1,2,9
Tbh I'd say pill 1 is probably the only one I need. The other 2 is kinda like bonuses.
I'd say 1 and 9 are needed. The last one is a bonus.
1-computer science, engineering, and chemistry
5
6- if I could bring both my furfaces back.
Awwww da furbabies 💔
1 - Cooking, baking and writing.
6 - Because losing a pet sucks.
9 - I'd never have to work again. Woohoo!
Master chef skills is one of mine.
pill 9 for me. also pill 1 is a contradiction bcs are you really a master of something if it was magically given to you?
Just be quiet and take the damn pills
9, 5 and 2. Getting paid all my life doing nothing, having the love of my life by my side and eating anything I want?
Where do I sign?
Ikrrrr
1,2, and 5
I don’t really believe in soulmates, but I’ll take it to mean, the man I’m going to marry.
I would pick #5 because I want to meet him (: As well as #6 because I love my dog and I want her to be with me for as long as possible, and also #9 because who doesn’t want money?
Love, pups, and money... perfect
1,5, and 9. They're all a nice future if put together.
Mehhhh
You'll see.
3 so I could binge
6 so I didn't have to stress
9 so I actually didn't have to stress
That's a twist on the reason for #3
1 because I want to have good hobbies. 6 because I love animals. 9 because that's a lot of money.
1, 5, and 6. No doubt about it. Also, anyone who didn't choose 6, I now have a deep mistrust towards
Why? Not everyone has animals to save. And not everyone is an animal lover. Doesn't mean they wanna see harm done to them.
And what if the pill shortens your life so you only live the 15 years your dog does?
1, cause that can be used instead of multiple other pills,
2, cause I like food,
and 3, cause I like money
9 is the money tho...
Pill#1 Master 3 skills
Pill#2 Eat w/out consequence
Pill#9 $500 a day for life
#9 because money is nice
#3 because smoking sucks
#1 because I'd like the idea of not being terrible at music
Ahh, yeah gotta stop smoking dude
1,5 and 9.
1-I want to master skills like programming, painting and basketball.😃
5-I want to meet the love of my life😍
9-This amount of money would help a lot.
1 to improve myself
2 to get rid of a bad habbit
6 for my best friend, cuz she needs it :D
Awww
🙂 this was a sweet comment lol
Do you think that you can you find eternal love through the Internet?
Maybe
1, 2, 9. I'd swap 1 for 7 if I can choose what I'm famous for
(self heating 2 minute noodles)
Lmao what
Pill 1 I'd like to master a few things.
Pill 9 gives me an extra boost of income.
Pill 4 can give me something cool to have on my body.
9,1,2 or 9,1,4.
Do need to care about money or health issues as well as many hobbies to interest me.
Adding wings or something would be nice too.
1 and 9, i could master the guitar (+ 2 other things of course) and have the cash to pay for the best gear. i dont really need a third pill but i guess i'll just take pill 2 as well then
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