What is the dumbest way you've been injured? (Page 3)

[Anonymous]

Walked into the school buss Mirror after the bus driver told us to watch out for it, and I was the only one, I hit my head and had a headache for the whole day. It was in front of the whole school getting off the buses.

[Anonymous]

Anal sex. I needed stitches, my guy is kinda big and we didn't use enough lube. He was too rough and thought I was enjoying it, but I was in so much pain i could get the words out.

[Paris13]

At 17, Mini Bike Burn and Didn't Go to the Doctors Right Away... Nearly lost my LEG.:((xxoo

[Anonymous]

I was following to close behind a car on my bike and they slammed on their breaks I did too but not in time lol I went over the handle bars violently smacking the pavement breaking my right arm everyone in the generally vicinity saw it and was like are you ok and I was like go away I literally walked home under my own power and went to the hospital my arm was just dangling pain was coursing up it.

[Marcuslrh]

Running up a slide in the rain and face planting it smashing ma face open when a was a kid😂

[madison_1345]

i slipped on water and cracked my left elbow open wasn't fun and i had to sit with a split elbow for 4 hours until i can go into the doctor

[OnraT]

I was walking barefeet, my toe made a weird noise. It started bleeding. 5 minutes later it stopped. Still no clue what happened.

[BrexitAteMyHamster]

Dropped a samurai sword on my foot and it stuck in there

[lucas262]

Jumped over my sisters bed as a kid, landed on my finger it went back to my hand, somehow not breaking it,

Used to stick my finger in lamp socket, never got electrocuted.

[lovedejj_xo]

Had to learn a new dive and missed a step so I hit the back of my head on the board and got a concussion. To make it worse my coaches had to dive into the water to get me... fun times.

[RhythmAndHues]

Got stung by a bee directly in my eyeball (sclera) because I tried to give the bee a kiss lolll

[muliebrity]

Never heard one getting stung on the eyeball! what ended up happening? how long recovery?

[RhythmAndHues]

Aw dude, I was like 6 lol St Rose of Lima Catholic school (Hamden?) Ct. Recess. I remember the ugly brown sweater and singing dressed as a friggin sunflower. Anyway, it hurt like fuck if my memory serves cuz I remember just atrocious sharp pain in my face , screaming , thrashing on the cement. I remember being on the ground and seeing the ambulance but not the ride. Sedated at hospital, still no idea what they did but I had to use some nasty color gel and eye drops with a patch for a while. Now when I see bees, I mind my fuckin business lol

[justsomeperson2u]

Lighting my hair on fire while turning off the burner on the stove

[Foxxy889]

I ran into a piano case and gave myself a concussion haha

[TallAnon]

It's hard to reach there with my soldering iron.. let's grab the tip with my hand to reposition it.. Oh, right, this thing is insanely hot.. Bye fingertip. (Luckily it grew back 😂 I was stupid at 13)

[IeatChickenandFish]

One time I was getting my football out of a tree, and I threw it to my sister only to lose my balance and fell back on my head landed on my arm which broke and had six stitches on the back of my head.

[Anonymous]

When I was about 6, I thought I could swing around the top swingset bars like a gymnast after watching the Olympics.

[Kwikkwekkwak]

Stabbing a knife into a wooden bench. Untill it fold in cutting my finger off.

[muliebrity]

omg!

[lofii]

I got chased by a chihuahua while trying to get some ice cream from the truck

i ended up falling and scraping my elbow after i tried to run away

[muliebrity]

HAHAHA

[No_Archons]

Just waking up and flailing my arm like a retard until something clicked... not sure it's ever been quite the same

[bklynbadboy1]

I was walking down that street staring at this girl I was crushing on and walked into the light pole had to get three stitches over my eye