My first son was born via csection. Pros: - Easier for the birth itself. Painless since they give you anesthetic with a huuuuge needle in your spine beforehand. Paralyzed from the waist down. Cons: - Couldn't see the procedure - Cant' put the baby on your chest since they are busy sewing you back up - Can't eat for 24 hours after which is a lot of pain when there's gas in your stomach that lingers around the cut - the cut is painfullll it takes about a month to begin proper recovery. Laughing or sneezing or coughing is painful
Second baby was VBAC (Vaginal Birth After Csection) -Labour was painful not the pushing the baby out
Pros - Breathing deeply helps a LOT with the pain - They put your baby on your chest after :) :) :) - It's not actually that painful pushing the baby out. Cons -The most painful thing in my life I ever felt was when the doctor inserted her fingers and turned the baby. Three times at different intervals. I wailed in the hospital those times I didn't make a noise during the labour pains, didn't want to be screaming and upsetting my baby, so I just took deep breaths and bared it. But that turning thing was unbearable. - Everybody sees your pussy -_-
Lol nahhh it's so worth it when you see that cutie little babyface looking at you. And it's like you finally get to meet after that whole nine months. And they smile and it's like the sky opened up to send some sunshine just for you personally. :) :) :) Gosh it's beautifulll
Have you ever had REALLY bad food poisoning, where your body gets those rippling cramps through your abdomen and into your back? You also get a bit nauseous from how bad your stomach hurts? Contractions are like that, and it feels like you really want to poop. Crowning is like holding your finger over an open flame, that you don’t move away from but on your genitals The baby coming out is the biggest feeling of relief ever, no more pressure until you have to do it again for the placenta
Hats off to my mum for having a second child! Mums are fucking heros! I wanna see Batman squeeze a bowling ball out of his asshole before I call him a hero.
You must really love and want children to endure that again. But tbf my mum had an easy pregnancy with me, she had my sis when she was 19 and me when she was 23. She worked till the final month, health, happy, full of life. And an easy quick pregnancy at 1pm on a Saturday 🤷🏽♂️
It all fades away over the next few months as you lose yourself in the newborn haze 😊 pregnancy was super easy for me but labour was a lot harder and I ended up with an episiotomy and forceps deliver. Still worth it 🤷🏻♀️ It’s almost heart breaking how amazing it is when you have this tiny troll baby on your chest and they open their eyes, it just narrows your entire world
But I think the most amazing thought is that you created, grew and delivered a human. I think we should scrap stalks and tell kids where they actually came from. They'd have more respect for their mother, they will be horrified and their tiny minds blown 🤯, but at least we've scared them for life 🤷🏽♂️😊
A man having a kidney stone is probably as close a man can the feeling of a woman giving birth. Lower back pain and a feeling heavy pressure in the groin area. My nut sack felt like my nuts were in vise and someone constantly closing the vise. This all took place while the stone moved from kidney to my bladder. Actually peeing the stone out did not hurt.
actually women who've had kidney stones and gave birth said kidney stones are worse than giving birth. Giving birth is the equivelent of having a catheter in a guys dick slit that isn't lubricated only without the need to take a shit.
actually the third worst pain is a woman crushing a guy's hand when she's pushing the baby out of her stretched and ripped and torn vagina. she uses all her strength and almost breaks your hand and if she doesn't then she reaches up and wraps both of her hands around your neck strangling you and yelling at you "You're never touching me again" fourth worst pain the flu and common cold a guy gets
@Rob19777 I've never had a catheter but I have had kidney stones twice. So on that part I'm speaking from experience. Not saying you are wrong because you may have been through that with a catheter.
I have and it hurts like hell. until you feel that level of pain then you have no idea what childbirth is like. but it's the second worst physical pain on the body the first most is a kidney stone that is far worse than childbirth and far worse than a catheter in your dick slit unlubricated
You want to know what it's like? Put a finger on each side of your mouth. Now PULL til it hurts. Them keep pulling til it feels like your mouth is going to rip apart and keeping pulling. It will burn and feel like it's going to rip. That's almost like giving birth.
Labor is way worse then pushing out the baby. For me the pushing felt good, with my second birth it was honestly close to orgasmic. Only took me 3 pushes and he was out. First birth my son popped out while I was getting a epidural, they immediately pulled out the needle and the nurse held in my son till they got the doc, even that was painless I didn't even notice it until his head was between my legs. The only thing to compare the acutal feeling of it is like taking a huge poop 😆💩
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