I'm hungry but I don't wanna get out of bed. How do I solve this problem?

[NickiB]

[ZiZi_Bell]

Text someone you know to bring it to you. If no friends will do it then text a guy to do it. Tell him to come see what happens if he does. Then give him a firm handshake when he brings it to you. Lol

[NickiB]

Girl you're a genius!😂😂😂

[ZiZi_Bell]

😁😁😁

[Connor-RK800]

If I get a firm handshake from bringing food, can I reply to the handshake with "Thank you, Madam President?"

[ZiZi_Bell]

I don't see why not. Lol

[Agape93]

Oh that’s easy. Get your roommate to come back, have them lay in the bed, then you eat your roommate :)

[NickiB]

That's brilliant.😂😂 Except everyone went home since it's winter break. So I'm all alone. But i ordered a pizza.

[Agape93]

Have the pizza man come in ;) get some loving and two sets of food. Talk about stuffed! ;)

[NickiB]

😂😂😂

[Agape93]

Lol.

[CT_CD]

Not sure how to solve this problem

[NickiB]

It's okay. I died.

[EmbraceThePain]

Get out of bed now pussy!

[NickiB]

But i really really don't wanna.😔

[EmbraceThePain]

Don’t make me come over there

[NickiB]

Fine you big bully. I'm getting up.😤

[EmbraceThePain]

Good girl

[Skyrim5346]

get three mini refrigerators and stack them on top of each other and put them as close as you can to your bed which is within hands reach and also make sure that you have all of your dishes and utensils in your room and if you're feeling extra lazy get a wash tub after you eaten and slept so you have the energy to get up and do it fill the wash tub with hot water and soap and you got your drop container for your dishes but also if you're thirsty you could install a full line of taps your room water tap oh you're 19 sorry but liquor tap soda tap

[Skyrim5346]

actually know what don't do any of that just have everything GrubHubed then maybe you could get some action from whoever brings food or if you wanted to be cruel you could pretend to be an a real life version Jimmy or Jimmy from South Park don't worry you'll have plenty people coming to delivery food the act as funny as they are all you know what you should also do buy a shirt that says Crips then go out and unite the Bloods and the Crips you should actually check that episode of South Park it's pretty hilarious you will get food trust me it's called a meme or should I say mime🤣😂🤣😎😎😎

[Daniela1982]

Chew your toenails. It will either satisfy your hunger or make you more hungry when you puke. This is why you should keep a supply of Hershey's candy under your pillow.

[NickiB]

I'll try it

[leonidas69]

Tell a male you need food brought to your bedroom. If he says why then you mention not wearing clothes. Problem solved.

[NickiB]

😂😂😂

[leonidas69]

Let me know if you use my skills and how it goes. 😉

[Tokyo212]

Lol someone out there like me... i thought our species have ended and m the only one left with these abilities!😅 hahaha

[wynn-ing]

Just take the kitchen and bring it into your bed! Works like a charm.

Perhaps you should order something.
Or you can always eat air!

[R_Cakes91]

Get a mini fridge and keep snacks in there. Boom, problem solved. Order take out and then have a family member bring it to you

[Lynx122]

Call someone over to kick you in the butt cause you need it :P

[skywalket]

Ill bring u beastfuss in bed feed to u. And let u nap. but after the nap. That ass is mine. deeeeply

[NickiB]

I'd rather starve

[Walrus_au]

Summon the pool boy, or any other male in the vicinity, pump his protein spout and apply to inside of mouth, enjoy, repeat as needed or desired.

[Girther10]

Get your fat ass outta bed and waddle over to the fridge...😅😂🤣

[IAMNathanael]

If you imagine hard enough you can make food appear before you. I know, I've done it before.

[Jjpayne]

Uber eats :) and tell them to come in the doors open :)

[TahoeHiker]

Its late, but I must offer my advice ever so ( satiricly) You can call the Dominos pizza near by and I'll be the driver because I love delivering in bed

[StarGayle]

Bring the bed to the kitchen

[NickiB]

That seems like more effort than getting out of bed😂😂😂

[StarGayle]

sometimes you have to eat an omelet to crack an egg

[NickiB]

😂😂😂 i ended up ordering a pizza. F my diet today

[StarGayle]

lmao 😂

[Paris13]

Go back to Sleep.. BURP!!! lolxx

[NickiB]

😂😂

[Paris13]

Lol I am now Too Lazy to go for my Breakfast, dude. xx

[NickiB]

It sucks when this happens😂😂

[Paris13]

Lol It does when you are on GAGGY!!! xxoo

[SydneySentinel]

Go back to sleep instead!

[NickiB]

Good idea

[LordJesus5Ever]

Summon a Great Old One, and ask for food

[NickiB]

I don't know how to😭😭😭

[LordJesus5Ever]

Google for the rescue;
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[NickiB]

Yay!!!

[COMMODOREII]

Are you the only one in the apartment?

[NickiB]

Well i am now.

[NickiB]

But i did get pizza

[COMMODOREII]

Oh ok. Lol cause i was going to say just get a pizza. 😂😂

[NickiB]

It was delicious. Ruined my diet but not like i won't burn it off

[COMMODOREII]

You will be fine. 😁

[Connor-RK800]

Hey, so I just clicked on your mention about NickiB and she's funny! Thanks for the suggest! Also, hi Nicki!

[NickiB]

Hi..

[GreenGold1992]

When your stomach growls loud enough, you'll get out of bed lol

[Anonymous]

Have someone order you food and bring it to you, particularly one of your parents