Telling my cousin's wife that I really love how amazing her daughter has become, growing up, close to graduating High school (underage) and thongs, meaning THINGS!!!
She freaked out, at first, asking me where I saw her in thongs! I didn't realize the auto-correct and said what thongs, and WTF?
so she freaks out that her little 'angel' is posting 'naughty pics' and doesn't respond for about two hours!!
She comes back with 'what thongs and where' and having checked her Facebook page and made her show her the laptop, and browser history!! I scrolled back and saw the auto-correct, and laughed!! She didn't find it as funny as I did, but she relaxed!
She isn't that kind of young lady!! She's not showing off, and that is what made it funny to me and her father, later, laughing that mom would so over-react, when she isn't that kind of girl at all!!
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I forgot the quote verbatim but this site at least used to replace "BF" with "boyfriend" (I think they still do). So in a fitness context, I used "BF" as a shorthand for body fat, and the site replaced it. The end result when I pressed send went something like, "I had a very low boyfriend percentage all my life but it's getting a bit higher these days."
When I did rideshare on the side, I used voice dictation to text a passenger. I couldn't figure out what building he was in so I accidentally sent: What building are urine?
One time voice dictation had me say "naked" instead of of "make it" and it was to multiple people.
I said "Merry Christmas 😡" accidentally including angry emoji to my boss. Okay maybe not worst or embarrassing but always make me smile to remember that.
Yepppp. Many times lol here's one 🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬
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Sexting with my boyfriend now Husband. Didn't realize my Brother had sent a Text and I tapped on his text asking what we were doing for dinner and my reply was well me going down on my boyfriend... I hit send then noticed my brother's vat the top... I didn't even acknowledge that fumbled text left it up to him and how he wanted to deal with it... A little later I got a call from my SIL asking if I was k am I having vision problems I acted like I knew nothing... So proceeded to tell my about the that I already knew about and she said I really should be more careful and my brother is refusing to eat dinner... LOL I did let my my biyfriend know what happened right away and we laughed so hard because we could both picture my brother being mortified... LOL after that my Bro and I decided all messaging will be done on FB Messenger. 😂😂
Girlfriend: โAre you riding with us to volleyball? My sister and her friend Navee are coming.โ
Me: โDo you want me to squeeze in your sister and Navee? Ask if they want me to cum..
Girlfriend: โUm.. this IS Navee just texting while she drives but, um.. yeah you can cum in me 😈โ
Me: ?
Me: oh, fuck you know what I meant, lol. 😵My most embarrassing moment will be.. I was chatting with my cousin's husband in our mother tongue. I wanted to ask him that did you both eat dinner. But I typed it wrongly and it became " did you both fucked" ( in our language)
I can't think of any right now even though I'm sure it's happened more than once but one I received an email from a customer I was doing a remodel for and it was porn he said it was a computer virus I told to keep his virus to himself. The worse part was my phone didn't receive any virus so I don't want to even think about how it really got sent and it was some lame porn
lol... great one here Toots - very funny! Of course, PBJ will never be the same for me but I also liked the "court" exchange above as it appeared the person on the other end wasn't a close friend lol
I don't believe I've had one happen as, I am sure you know, I only type wholesome words so my autotype hasn't learned how to behave naughty lol :)So I'm going to use a little bit of artistic license in answering this, and rather than an auto correct it comes down to handwriting. So when I first went to Uni my Mum as well as phoning/texting would send me the occasional letter. The only problem was that in her joined up writing the word working looked suspiciously like the word w@nking. So when I was reading these letters my brain initially thought my Mum was telling me how her and my Dad were w@nking hard. It explains a lot! lol
Oh my that would be what happened with one of my friends like years ago. Something I can never forget.
Was going over to drop off something and I messaged her about it. She asked if I'm gonna come in and chill for a while and thanks to autocorrect, my reply went as "Sure I'll cum inside"O M G ! ! !
These are cracking me up ! ! !
Once send a message to a client I was supporting. It should have read "Give it a shot!", instead she got "Give it a shit!".
Never again will these words be added to my custom dictionary.
She just laughed about it.It's honestly hard to remember my last one, in my latest take, I did use the word but twice but that's one me... 😂 it does seem though that every 5th post has something replaced that should not be there. 😂
I was texting my GRANDMA about a beach called "maitencillo" and it autocorrect in Spanish to "maticen culo" which means HUEING ASS... I TOLD MY GRANDMA I WENT TO HUEING ASS
I embarassingly didn't know the abbrevitor for psychology
This was like 3 years ago
I suppose to write clit but it posted as clothes due to auto correct.
Girls, Is it true red wine activates sex drive in woman as it increase blood flow to clothes?I once had this delicious bottle of Rum I picked up overseas, and it smelled DIVINE! OMG!
Anyway, I was texting my coach and told him "you have to smell my rum, it's amazing".
But my typo made it "bum" ...โI wanted to kill you but you were busyโ
I intend to write i wanted to call you, i had to explain a lot to my friend later. And took time for him to trust me again.Wow those were hilarious. The only one I had that came out wrong was when I was talking to my ex wife but not ex at the time about having something signed but wrote sing instead and she wrote back asking if I was going to sing to her
Itโs not my autocorrect that screws me up, itโs my voice to text that fucks things up like a bull inna china shop for me. I try to keep my replies brief when using it.
Talking to a girl, had to brb, I typed "one sec", it changed to "one sex". And after correcting and apologizing profusely she teased me about it all night.
One time my mom got auto corrected to 'cheeto pussy' instead of 'cheeto puffs' 😂
Sent a whole message to my mom about recording a live show for her and said dicks instead of discs. Awkward...
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