What Is The Worst Or Most Embarrassing Auto Correct Fail or Typo You Sent Before Realizing?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Should be called auto incorrect

Has this happened to you? It can be so embarrassing lol here's mine:

Talk about embarrassing 😮

At least it's happened to others lol check these funny ones I found online

Lol PARENT TMI moment

Awkward

just escaped becoming an episode of divorce court TV

Lily just became very popular lol

😂😂

vomit in your mouth moment 😂

What's the funniest you've sent out received?

[JackSmy]

Telling my cousin's wife that I really love how amazing her daughter has become, growing up, close to graduating High school (underage) and thongs, meaning THINGS!!!
She freaked out, at first, asking me where I saw her in thongs! I didn't realize the auto-correct and said what thongs, and WTF?
so she freaks out that her little 'angel' is posting 'naughty pics' and doesn't respond for about two hours!!
She comes back with 'what thongs and where' and having checked her Facebook page and made her show her the laptop, and browser history!! I scrolled back and saw the auto-correct, and laughed!! She didn't find it as funny as I did, but she relaxed!
She isn't that kind of young lady!! She's not showing off, and that is what made it funny to me and her father, later, laughing that mom would so over-react, when she isn't that kind of girl at all!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 that's so funny. Well, the daughter probably didn't think so lol 😂

[JackSmy]

She was mad!! She thought her mom was invading her privacy and thinking she was a. . . and NOTHING like she was!!
I didn't get mentioned, so Mom got all the blame!! SORRY!! It wasn't intentional!!
I sent her some of the little sea salt chocolate-dipped caramels I make, and apparently, they arrived at just the RIGHT time, of the month, so all was forgiven. . . for now. . .

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 pacifying a female with chocolate lol smart 😊

[JackSmy]

My momma didn't raise a fool!! Chocolates are just the tip of the iceberg!! :) :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😊

[Obtuse]

I forgot the quote verbatim but this site at least used to replace "BF" with "boyfriend" (I think they still do). So in a fitness context, I used "BF" as a shorthand for body fat, and the site replaced it. The end result when I pressed send went something like, "I had a very low boyfriend percentage all my life but it's getting a bit higher these days."

[Obtuse]

Actually that "BF" one got me many times. They weren't as goofy as some of yours but I've been bitten probably like a hundred times by now since I used to habitually use "BF" as a shorthand for bodyfat. So I got all sorts like, "Weight is not the most important measure of health. Your boyfriend is."

[Obtuse]

"I actually distribute most of my boyfriend towards the lower body." Things like that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁😁😂 those are hysterical. People reading probably thought you were gay 😂😂 there should be an edit option on here lol

[Obtuse]

I usually consider myself pretty mellow but I go all Tourettes sometimes with the lack of edit option on this site -- especially if I get trolled over it. :-D I'm like, *@#&$*@#&@#*!! Bleep bleep bleep! Why TF can't I edit this shit *bleep* *bleep*.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂Lol right? Some Guys heard boyfriend and tried pming you I bet lmao😂

[Obtuse]

Fortunately haven't gotten that yet. :-D Don't mind if people think I'm gay though. Just more like, "That's not what I meant to say! @$@#$@#$@#$! #@!#@!#!@#!!!@@!@#!!" I get irritated by the software. Feels like it's getting worse these days as I get older. I don't get upset by people very easily anymore but little things can set me off. :-D

I also had some weird typos that seemed Freudian. I forgot what they were but similar. Some might be like, "I love my wife. He's awesome." Actually I think one time I managed to get two of those types of slips in a single answer, like maybe "BF" turning into "boyfriend" and "he" instead of "she" for the wife at the same time. :-D

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh yeah I know what you mean. It's not always stupid people who don't know how to use there their sand they're, sometimes it's autocorrect out autofill or blind as a bat swyping like me 😂 lol

[Obtuse]

Sometimes wonder if I'm deflecting stress or something. Like maybe all these things throughout the day irritate me in a way I don't consciously register and then I write something like, "I try to keep my boyfriend percentage at a healthy level." Then maybe everything that was bothering me subconsciously becomes embodied through the lack of an editing function. :-D I don't know.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Could be. Better to take it out on lack of editing function than those you love lol

[Obtuse]

Definitely. Hate the sin, not the sinner as I see it... or in my case, the lack of an edit function. :-D

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁 lol

[courtney06]

When I did rideshare on the side, I used voice dictation to text a passenger. I couldn't figure out what building he was in so I accidentally sent: What building are urine?

One time voice dictation had me say "naked" instead of of "make it" and it was to multiple people.

I said "Merry Christmas 😡" accidentally including angry emoji to my boss. Okay maybe not worst or embarrassing but always make me smile to remember that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁😂 funny

[Jamie05rhs]

"MERRY F*ING CHRISTMAS!!!"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Jamie05rhs
😂😂😂

[Jamie05rhs]

@Brainsbeforebeauty :)

[arabgoddess]

Yepppp. Many times lol here's one 🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 lmao funny hot porn 😂

[arabgoddess]

That was seriously an autocorrect 😂 😂 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah it happens a lot lol

[arabgoddess]

Thank you ♥ ♥

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Welcome ♥️ thanks for the hot porn 🤣🤣

[Moonchild714]

Sexting with my boyfriend now Husband. Didn't realize my Brother had sent a Text and I tapped on his text asking what we were doing for dinner and my reply was well me going down on my boyfriend... I hit send then noticed my brother's vat the top... I didn't even acknowledge that fumbled text left it up to him and how he wanted to deal with it... A little later I got a call from my SIL asking if I was k am I having vision problems I acted like I knew nothing... So proceeded to tell my about the that I already knew about and she said I really should be more careful and my brother is refusing to eat dinner... LOL I did let my my biyfriend know what happened right away and we laughed so hard because we could both picture my brother being mortified... LOL after that my Bro and I decided all messaging will be done on FB Messenger. 😂😂

[BeRealU]

Girlfriend: “Are you riding with us to volleyball? My sister and her friend Navee are coming.”
Me: “Do you want me to squeeze in your sister and Navee? Ask if they want me to cum..
Girlfriend: “Um.. this IS Navee just texting while she drives but, um.. yeah you can cum in me 😈”
Me: ?
Me: oh, fuck you know what I meant, lol. 😵

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 funny

[shreya_shiry]

My most embarrassing moment will be.. I was chatting with my cousin's husband in our mother tongue. I wanted to ask him that did you both eat dinner. But I typed it wrongly and it became " did you both fucked" ( in our language)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😂

[broken_heart_at_48]

I can't think of any right now even though I'm sure it's happened more than once but one I received an email from a customer I was doing a remodel for and it was porn he said it was a computer virus I told to keep his virus to himself. The worse part was my phone didn't receive any virus so I don't want to even think about how it really got sent and it was some lame porn

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[AndrewMG]

So I'm going to use a little bit of artistic license in answering this, and rather than an auto correct it comes down to handwriting. So when I first went to Uni my Mum as well as phoning/texting would send me the occasional letter. The only problem was that in her joined up writing the word working looked suspiciously like the word w@nking. So when I was reading these letters my brain initially thought my Mum was telling me how her and my Dad were w@nking hard. It explains a lot! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Explains how you were born anyways 😁😂

[TCredo]

lol... great one here Toots - very funny! Of course, PBJ will never be the same for me but I also liked the "court" exchange above as it appeared the person on the other end wasn't a close friend lol

I don't believe I've had one happen as, I am sure you know, I only type wholesome words so my autotype hasn't learned how to behave naughty lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah sure and I'm a monkeys Uncle or Aunt lol thanks to you and G I type auto fills goon gee wonder why 🤔

[TCredo]

Hi there monkey's Aunt :) I must say your device is reflecting on you not me... lol... I know not what you speak about... and hey... did I show you my new tshirt? :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha yeah I don't think so lol

[TCredo]

oh that's right... I borrowed it from you... lol... can I have mine back please? :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You can have it back, makes my shoulder hurt 😂😂

[TCredo]

lol... just catching up here... I'll gladly take the shirt back if you'll follow the shirt's directions lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Kezzz]

Oh my that would be what happened with one of my friends like years ago. Something I can never forget.
Was going over to drop off something and I messaged her about it. She asked if I'm gonna come in and chill for a while and thanks to autocorrect, my reply went as "Sure I'll cum inside"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 did you? 😂😂

[Kezzz]

I did 😏

[DeeDeeDeVour]

O M G ! ! !

These are cracking me up ! ! !

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😂

[SpeedVoid]

Once send a message to a client I was supporting. It should have read "Give it a shot!", instead she got "Give it a shit!".

Never again will these words be added to my custom dictionary.

She just laughed about it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 glad I'm not the only one, thanks 😁

[Jjpayne]

It's honestly hard to remember my last one, in my latest take, I did use the word but twice but that's one me... 😂 it does seem though that every 5th post has something replaced that should not be there. 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol ikr sometimes I think my phone is possessed 🤣🤣 or I'm getting really blind 🤣 or both 🤷🏼‍♀️

[nobody952]

I was texting my GRANDMA about a beach called "maitencillo" and it autocorrect in Spanish to "maticen culo" which means HUEING ASS... I TOLD MY GRANDMA I WENT TO HUEING ASS

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 lol

[DizzyDesii]

I embarassingly didn't know the abbrevitor for psychology

This was like 3 years ago

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 so you thought"abnormal pussy" so do they take those to the pussycoligist 😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

😂 i was jus tryna figure out what abnormal pussy was lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😁 smells like tuna? I don't know lmao

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao omg that sound nasty 😂 i was thinking more about the appearance of it 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well I don't know I don't usually look at girls vagina lmao weirdest moment? Got a pap and my doctor kept saying I had the cleanest vagina she'd ever seen WTF ummm thanks... Awkward...
Don't know what she used to seeing...

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao ig she's used to seeing abnormal psy 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 ok that was funny 😂😂
She also said I had the cervix of an 18 year old with no kids even tho have 2. She asked if I wanted her to take a pic WTF umm no thank you... I was just picturing me: "This a pic of my 23yr old and 1 yr old grandson. Here's one of my 21 yr old. Oh and this a pic of my 18 yr old cervix" 😂😂😂 may need to switch doctor soon 😂😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

Wow she was hitting on you lmao

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yikes don't say that lol now really getting new doctor lol thanks 🙄 lmao

[Anonymous]

I suppose to write clit but it posted as clothes due to auto correct.

Girls, Is it true red wine activates sex drive in woman as it increase blood flow to clothes?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 funny blood flow to clothes sounds like a period mishap lmao

[Opinion Owner]

Haha 😂 😂
It really funny even didn't realise
Somebody posted in comment than i come to know about my mistake

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It happens to everyone lol I noticed mine right away after hit send.. sent nother reply correcting and 2 seconds later the teasing started. So yeah, my cupboards stocked with penis butter 😂😂😂

[admles]

I once had this delicious bottle of Rum I picked up overseas, and it smelled DIVINE! OMG!

Anyway, I was texting my coach and told him "you have to smell my rum, it's amazing".

But my typo made it "bum" ...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 your bum smells amazing 😂 what did your coach say?

[admles]

He pissed himself laughing and still reminds me of it to this day 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 yeah I still hear bout the penis butter lmao

[Meropatrick]

“I wanted to kill you but you were busy”
I intend to write i wanted to call you, i had to explain a lot to my friend later. And took time for him to trust me again.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😁

[Likes2drive]

Wow those were hilarious. The only one I had that came out wrong was when I was talking to my ex wife but not ex at the time about having something signed but wrote sing instead and she wrote back asking if I was going to sing to her

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha funny. Did you sing to her? That's not why she's and ex now is it? 😂😂

[Likes2drive]

No I didn’t but that’s whole other story

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I know it was joke or attempt at one lol

[MannMitAntworten]

It’s not my autocorrect that screws me up, it’s my voice to text that fucks things up like a bull inna china shop for me. I try to keep my replies brief when using it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah I don't use that at all lol

[MannMitAntworten]

If up to me, I would never use text... but women seem to have an affinity with text. Hell, I rather go all day without a text and just get a call than text throughout the day and no call or a short call. Text messages just get misunderstood to damn often which causes problems no couple needs. But that’s life these days.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Omg funny cuz I'm the same for sane reason but feel like men want to text more 🤷🏼‍♀️

[MannMitAntworten]

Not this man. As much as I appreciate a text from a loved one, even the simple, “Love you Baby!” Messages... I rather hear her say it after she is off work and can call me. Sometimes I wonder if all this text and tracking ability makes couples feel like they are smothering one another. Which kills relationships - marriages included.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Again I agree!! Or people rather video date than date. I don't get it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[MannMitAntworten]

In person is the only way to go. Digital dating is not for me...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Me neither nor ldr

[MannMitAntworten]

LDR is a heck of a trial... Though, it is wild how some LDR couples manage to spend more time together than those who live only minutes away. Or heck, even just an hour away. Odd...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's people that don't want to make time for people

[MannMitAntworten]

I agree. Single-hood sucks rocks during lockdown. :p

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yes it does. But I pretty much been staying on lockdown even before, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[MannMitAntworten]

Ya hermit!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Kinda lately people getting too crazy for me lol even before all this

[MannMitAntworten]

How’s tour shell coming along?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

My shell lol I admit get lonely sometimes but not always. There's some positives, it's not all bad I did try going on a few dates after a few years after my hubby passed, but seems people just wanted sex. Hell I do too, but 'after" I know someone, not two texts and one date in. Just not me. Kinda why have user name I have. Got tired of being seen as just boobs, butt, or hair or etc. I have a good brain and good heart too

[MannMitAntworten]

Two text and a date, eh? That’s a little funny.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Umm I've walked to the store and got "I got that good good dick for you" and I'm all 🤔'hmmm if it that good you wouldn't have to be giving it out on the street corner"🤷🏼‍♀️

[MannMitAntworten]

Where the hell do you live where strangers feel okay saying that to you?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wisconsin, Milwaukee at that, that explains it all lmao

[MannMitAntworten]

I must he in a bubble... just never hear that in my neck of the woods.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Where are you from?

[MannMitAntworten]

The land that time forgot :p

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That don't sound like a bad thing lol

[MadBoy]

Talking to a girl, had to brb, I typed "one sec", it changed to "one sex". And after correcting and apologizing profusely she teased me about it all night.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 yeah I got lots of robbing on here for the penis butter thing 😮😁

[courtney06]

Haha I've done that one too

[jgirl99]

One time my mom got auto corrected to 'cheeto pussy' instead of 'cheeto puffs' 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂🤣🤣

[ThatGuy133]

Sent a whole message to my mom about recording a live show for her and said dicks instead of discs. Awkward...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol what did she say?

[ThatGuy133]

Just an lol and a laughing face

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Least she had sense of humor. You should check my 8 mytakes when you get bored. Kinda funny. You know where you can find them. Under sexuality mytakes of course lol

[Trooper205]

I accidentally sent my Girl an awkward Chris Farley GIF instead of starting a Romantic Text... ❤️ Sorry, Baby!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😊

[Trooper205]

She thought it was adorable and funny

[Mijopapiii]

Texting the lady who cuts my hair telling her about my balls and jock itch I sent it to her by accident

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 omg that's embarrassing

[Jamie05rhs]

Probably the one that's the opposite of what you meant to say. Like when you unintentionally leave out the "not." VERY important word!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😁

[courtney06]

I hate when that happens.

[Jamie05rhs]

@courtney06 yeah

[simplelikeme]

Oh fuk... lmfao...
I was talking dirty to a chick one time in text and I didn't realize that it was to my daughter LOL thank God she was 20 and realized it was an accident LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Omg embarrassing 😂

[simplelikeme]

Hell yeah it was lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I can imagine

[call_me_scar]

I typed "ho" instead of "hi" to one of my female friends

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😁

[Tunasub]

Not an auto correct but I've sent a text detailing what I wanted from someone to the wrong person... luckily it was just a friend..

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh that's almost more embarrassing. I sent love you to what thought was my daughter but no it wasn't lol

[Tunasub]

That can be really bad if the person was crazy about you to begin with...

[Tunasub]

I think she was more embarrassed

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol right that could be bad lol

[Tunasub]

How are you doing.. holding up ok?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yes, you? I'm surviving boredom by writing more funny sex takes lol damn the you look under the mytakes for that topic and I'm either really bored or really...🤐😂

[Tunasub]

Lol well my grip is stronger and my arms a bigger.. lol I'm doing ok thank you... glad you are as well.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂🤣 better switch sides to even your arms out lmao 🤣🤣

[Tunasub]

I am symmetrical. I switch in mid jerk😜

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Omg ROFL 🤣😂

[Tunasub]

Yeah I had to chuckle at that one myself... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Are you counting too? One, two switch one two, switch 😁😂

[Tunasub]

More like a 5 count then switch.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣😂

[Tunasub]

Yeah I'm pretty sure dexterity in your digits is a bit better these days...🖐🏾

[COMMODOREII]

That's a whole new meaning to nut butter. 😂
Do you ever wonder how your phone can screw things up for you? 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah auto assume and blindness and swping 😁

[Piteka5]

I have no idea, but it happens a lot, specially since I write in two languages, sometimes at the same time and it gets all confused

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 funny

[LEADFOOTboi]

we know what you lookin for at tha sto... we already know, @Brainsbeforebeauty

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😛😛😁

[LEADFOOTboi]

were you able to find any?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Find any what? Lol I ain't been to the store in almost a month that post was 18 days old lol and yes, still have TP, too 😁😛

[LEADFOOTboi]

how wild... where'd you get your TP supply?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I've had since before all this started. People do buy tp in the regular. Had a 12 pack here and then my mom brought me 2 4 packs, that have to my daughter cuz didn't need.

[LEADFOOTboi]

don't worry, i won't raid you... the shelves around here are being restocked

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh thank God now I can sleep instead of sitting up all night guarding my TP stash 😁😂

[LEADFOOTboi]

or so you think... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA... the turkey is in the oven

[jack_meoff]

It was years ago so I can't even remember what the sentence was but I remember for some reason the word kiss auto corrected to jizz 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😂

[slicwhenwet]

Mine knows my thoughts and puts cum sometimes instead of come. 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol funny

[nikhilesh412]

One of my colleague wrote in the mail 'please find the SHIT attached' ... she wanted to write SHEET attached for excel sheet 😆😬

[Razal]

these are so hilarious.

never had an awkward one..

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Never? I need your phone lol

[Razal]

you are welcome to take it ;)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks 🙂

[worldscolide]

these made my day!!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks. Ever happen to you?

[worldscolide]

oh god.. ALL THE TIME.. swipe hates me

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww come on lol I shared mine lol you have to share one too lol

[worldscolide]

i haven't screenshotted any.. incidentally there was one to a client of mine where in the subject of the email i said "Screenshit included" and i meant "screenshot" The client thank god was the im going to laugh at this type because he called me up and we talked about it, he told me that made his day lol.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol funny and yes humor helps. I actually put mine in a funny mytake about what to stock up on during lockdown, included penis butter and coochie cream 😂😂