I'm a self-reliant nut. Like for sample.
I raise and butcher my own meat
I grow my own veggies
I can preserve food to last for years without refrigeration. That includes meat and eggs.
I can live and survive like it was the 1700 and 1800s with ease.
Here I'll give you a free recipe. I call it the Doomsday Ration Recipe. In 1958, the USA Department of Agriculture spearheaded the perfect Armageddon entree. So here you go.
2 teaspoons of salt
2 cups of Bulgur wheat flour (Bulgar wheat is not a brand name, but a type of wheat)
1 cup of water
Add all wheat and salt together. Then gradually add water
Knead the dough with bare hands. The dough will be sticky initially, but as you work it. The stickiness will go away. If for. some reason the sticky don't go away, sprinkle a little more flour. Just a little or you'll fuck it up and have to start over
Roll out the dough, keep dough about a ½ inch thick or it won't bake right and you fucked it up. So don't fuck up
Now use a sharp knife and cut squares or rectangular shapes. Then use a metal nail or something to poke 5 or 6 hole in each shape. This helps in the baking and prevents over baking
Put on a cookie sheet and throw in a oven already heated to 375 to 400 degrees for about a half hour.
Once cooled store them. They can last for many years. I like to store them in a mylar or a plastic zipper bag.
Bonus want your eggs to last over a year without a refrigerator.
Warm mineral oil up (¼ cup of oil will treat 4 dozen eggs)
Rub oil on your hands then grab a egg. Coat the entire egg. Thick or thin don't matter. Just make sure egg is totally covered in oil
Make sure to place egg in cartoon small end down.(I don't know why, it was how I was taught, so just do it)
There now done. Now just flip eggs eggs at least once a month, but no more then weekly.
If your worried that a egg goes bad. See if they float in water. They float to the top they are bad. They sink to the bottom. They are good to eat.
If the stay in the middle they are starting to go bad
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Playing guitar while eating lol
I can talk to someone without showing any emotion or interest on my face when I really am interested in the topic. When on that topic, there will be no emotion in my tone.
I can confuse people that I'm not interested when I am. This is probably why I don't have any friends.😂
When I am on a ride at a fair or amusement park with a classmate or someone who I never talk to, it will look like I didn't have any fun because those people whom I rode with aren't the ideal people to have fun with. I enjoyed the rides, just don't show any emotions.
Eat vegemite and want more 😂
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@Mellifluous_ I need your help on this one
Nothing too out of the ordinary or impressive, but:
1. Responsibly manage my own money and make payments on time. The amount of people who can't is shocking. I've never understood how the concept of not spending money you don't have or need for bills/groceries/other necessities (yes, necessities, not just stuff you want really bad) is so hard for some people.
2. I can do (and have done) just fine without romantic love or sex for any amount of time. I have no craving for it.
3. Be a self starter. This honestly is hard, but I have the self discipline to do it. I believe this can be achieved by most people if they really crack down though, but most just don't want it badly enough.Way above average at least I think.. At sports.. I alway excelled at least when I played younger growing up and I think I was one of the best on the team. Like I was all stars team every year I played baseball. Which was a lot of years I payed. Always 4rth batter, short stop and sometimes pitcher. Didn't really have a good family tho to teach me basically all the credit goes to me. Then football we were undefeated and played in the championships in Florida and lost on the last game. I was offensive tackle I think on the right side sometimes played on defense same position, Then I think I impressed the coach cause he said I'd be middle line backer if I wanted to play next year but I had to lose a couple pounds. Never played again tho cause hated home life and everything. I was basically anything but happy. Should have stuck it through oh well tho f it.
Planting seeds and make an actual meal out of it...
Observe... if I watch something, the reasons behinde are often clear for me while others dont even know the principe of action and reaction...
Knowing bands which get famous later... I just got a good acoustic hearing for musicRecite the alphabet backwards.
Read and write upside down and backwards.
Write left handed to an extent (I'm right handed).
Move my fingers back and forth on both hands like so:
\|/ to \\// to \|/ to \\// and so on...Get into the Ivy Leagues, win chess tournaments, pitch a 60 mph
But there are a lot of things other people can do that I definitely can't. I guess I'm kind of one of those all-or-nothing individuals with this: either I'm really good at it or I really suck at it, for the most part.Imma good learner, i can learn anything a bit faster than those who are trying it from some time
Do everything with one hand. what most people can't do with two hand's I can do it with one hand and do it better.
Move my eyes independently. . Tie a cherry stem in a double knot in my mouth. Move each finger joint independently (without moving the others on the same or other fingers). Play guitar right handed or left handed.
Sleep soundly amidst crisis. I think some people can't sleep when they're fighting with someone, or anticipating, etc. Whatever conflict I'm faced with, I just cannot not sleep.
Buy only stuff I really really need. That's why people always wonder how sometimes I'm jobless yet still manage to save up enough money for a trip or not worry about money in general
Ride a unicycle, walk on stilts, whistle really loud with 2 fingers, and also make a battery with house hold items
Study for exam in just one night or finish a week's worth assignments in a couple of hours.
Also I might be onenif the very few people who'd reject going to a party cause I just wanna sit and read a book.Play at least one song on pretty much any instrument.
People say I can think outside of the box.
I can also wiggle my ears.Write left or right handed. Same with guitar.
I can wear my winter coat indoors and not feel overheated.
Disconnect emotions like a switch.
I don’t think I’m special in anything that I do or can do
Quitting only when I'm dead.
Although a number of people I know also don't quit.
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