Can you feed an innocent vampire😇?

[chriscdi]

im hungry and i dont wanna go outside, can y'all donate some blood? and what type of blood you have? im very picky 🙂

[Aguysopinion4799]

To be completely honest man, I think that I wouldn't mind giving you blood, even if it were in small amounts at a time, the issue is that

A. I have no clue how I would send you sacks of blood
B. I don't know how I could do it without worrying my parents
C. I doubt my blood is healthy enough for your picky tastes
D. I don't know my blood type
E. I couldn't send any because the airports aren't working

[chriscdi]

damn well ill just eat my neighbour, i appreciate the time tho 🙂👍

[Aguysopinion4799]

No problem man, hope your neighbour tastes good :)

[Kaneki05]

I mean i only find it fun when a girl feeds on my blood. So sorry out of look, Plus mine is pretty sweet due to always have sugar in my tea and coffee

[chriscdi]

im good, im looking for lunch not dessert 😂

[Kaneki05]

Plus i have no clue how people know there blood type legit never been told lmao

[chriscdi]

i think the doctors tell you or when you donate blood

[Kaneki05]

Well they could of fooled me lol

[chriscdi]

i dont think so lol

[Gwenhwyfar]

“I’m a blood shark. I feed on blood and wetness till she cums.”

Absolutely THE most bizarre line a guy has ever said to me

[chriscdi]

interesting weirdo

where you find this one at 😂

[Gwenhwyfar]

My ex’s ex wife’s brother 😂

[chriscdi]

damn wtf lol

[Gwenhwyfar]

Totally 😂😂😂

[Genie23]

I'm A+, buttttt no way, Jose! 😒🙄😂

[chriscdi]

eh your blood sucks anyways, i prefer the fancy sour taste of the O types 😊

[sensogal]

I'm sure one of us would be having her period.. You can go feed yourself 😂😂

[chriscdi]

I don't know about that, period blood is like the salad for vampires, i want the steak 😂🤣

[DanaeAdam5]

I'm a O and there is no way I'm gonna give u my blood 🤣

[chriscdi]

fine when you sleep 🙂

[DanaeAdam5]

... This just got dark.

U sure that ur a vampire

[chriscdi]

yep, a hungry one, all you have to do is donate some blood 🙂

thats all 🙃

[DanaeAdam5]

*an Innocent vampire lol

[chriscdi]

shhh you are blowing my cover 😡

[DanaeAdam5]

Lmao your cover is awful 🤣

[sensible27]

Beggers can't be choosers, take what you get. Will rat blood do?

[sensible27]

Innocent? There ain't no such thing as halfway croocks...

[chriscdi]

nah im too fancy for that shit, well i can ask for permission or do it in your sleep, whichever works for you, either ways im getting my meal 😁

[sensible27]

So a bullet then? Ok... m.

[chriscdi]

im a vampire you bozo, that shit better be real silver 😂

[sensible27]

Good thing you have a think head, thick head.

[chriscdi]

thanks

[chriscdi]

thanks

[sensible27]

That shit went way too smooth, way way too smooth lol. Have a good day, bye...

[chriscdi]

💯🙏🏽

[dracodragon]

Sure whatever, knock yourself out. I'm A-. You can take it from my foot, I have zero feelings there.

[chriscdi]

A is too common, im good lol

[dracodragon]

:) Okay.

[YourFutureEx]

I'm damn sure there must be a lot of ladies menstruating in your neighbourhood.

[chriscdi]

yea that probably have corona blood, i need healthy clean blood 😂

[YourFutureEx]

I heard cats don't get corona

[RunawayGirl]

Guess my blood type and you can have some lol

[chriscdi]

um A? 🙂

[RunawayGirl]

A what? +/-?

[chriscdi]

+ ? 😀

[RunawayGirl]

Lol no it was B+ anyway

[chriscdi]

☹☹☹☹

[Amazingprincess]

I live to convert myself to a vampire

[chriscdi]

oh so i can bite you? 🙂

[Amazingprincess]

Im going to make bih chyngus and numbnuts angry lol

[chriscdi]

they are gonna block you 😂

[Amazingprincess]

Sure and we can bough go thirsty for blood fro. Big chungus and numbnuts.

[chriscdi]

big chungus is gonna be a juicy one 😂

[MasRus]

No😡

[chriscdi]

yes 😡

[MasRus]

Stop yelling at me😭😭

[chriscdi]

you started it 🙂

[MasRus]

Did not

[chriscdi]

did too

[Trooper205]

*Grimace*