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If I hired a nanny it would look like debt to income for children to adults but accelerated. Right now my problem is I need something that pays high enough for daycare, or the job isn't worth my time. With a nanny as opposed to daycare I can open up the globe as opposed to my region for possibilities.
Give me a year, and an area that needs or wants clean water, I'll have them set up. Drugs with QA/QC, a rebellion put down, whatever needs to be done, if I could set up knowing I can live as someone else and my family is taken care of, that would change the game.
Are you saying you want a nanny that works daycare hours?
No, live in, while I love my wife tremendously, she is terrible with patience or empathy. Both of which are needed to, you know, be good parents. Even if you have to spank an ass, you have to explain why to keep them from fucking up the same way later, not just spank them and walk away. She's slowly learning the empathy part, that is a learned behavior, but patience is not. You have that or you don't.
I can't leave here, when I was working out of state for a hot minute it got ugly fast. We all have our strengths and weaknesses, my weakness is bureaucracy, hers is when there isn't a plan. My strength is chaotic situations, and you can't bring a family into those, or leave your family be if everything's going to fall to shit within a month of being gone. Lots of cracks to exploit and profit from during chaos, on the same token lots of chances to get hurt or die.
If I know my family's fine, I can just get some old friends together and go exploit those situations. Nothing's as simple as going from A to B though.
I picked A. My wife is a decent cook, but I'd love to have someone around to make gourmet food, including breakfast, lunch and dinner.
My wife and I already have a maid come in once every two weeks for 3 hours each time. $100 per month. She's well worth it.
Wow $100 isn't bad at all. I thought maids were expensive
I would not hire a maid if I'm married because I'm not having another woman in my house. I wouldn't hire any of them anyway because I'm very anal about my living space and have fears of people stealing or going through my stuff. Also, I prefer cleaning stuff myself. Also, a chef can poison you loll.
Yea i forgot about the chef poisoning me. But i def want the chauffeur. And yea maids are a heck no
Having a person clean the house is a godsend... It isn't just about a clean space, it is about an opportunity to spend that time with family or in hobbies. The prejudice about theft is absurd - hard working service professionals are honest because their business is almost all word-of-mouth. Stop being racist/classist.
I’d hire a maid. I don’t have any kids so need for a nanny. I actually LOVE cooking so need for a chef. I love decorating (it depends) but I love keeping a clean house and even enjoy doing certain chores but it’s a pain sometimes when I’m extremely busy so a maid would be perfect.
What if the maid tries to hit on your man lol
Hahaha. I wouldn’t hire some young, hot maid. I would hire an old lady or maybe one of his relatives who’s looking for a side hustle or something.
Lol smart
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I'd hire a chef. It would be nice to be able to live life and not think about preparing food.
Not interested in a nanny, I want to be able to bring up my own children and make good memories with them by myself. I plan on working part-time from home when I have kids.
... until they're old enough to be in school
Yea i’d only consider a nanny for the first year when the baby cries a lot. But i def want to raise them my own way when theyre 2+
For practical reasons - me being a new amputee & recovering from 12 months of hell and my wife being self employed - we have a nanny to help me with our son and a maid (I prefer the title "domestic assistance" because it feels less like she's a servant) so we can stay on top of the housework. We have a gardener as well, at least until I'm back on my feet again.
Oh nice
I’d hire a maid because it’s really difficult for me to keep things clean for longer than a week and I do it because I have to, not because I want to. I’d gladly pay someone to help me maintain my apartment or house.
I feel you on that
Currently looking to hire a maid / cleaner.
as I hate housework and forget shopping etc.
they also need to be able to cook, make decent coffee, ironing is a bonus,
Damg you hate shoppin
@DizzyDesii no I don’t hate shopping but when I go food shopping I invariable forget some thing lol
They're all too expensive right now, but if I ever get the means to, I'll hire a maid. My husband and I both hate cleaning so if we could have someone do that for us that'd be life changing 😂
I wonder how expensive they get

I would love to have a chauffeur drive me around to my clients
Wow i love your hair
I am a professional passenger. I’ve had my license since I was 17 and I’ve never cared to drive. I’ll take the chauffeur.
Lmao sounds like me 😂
If I had a mansion I’d hire a bunch of maids and a few butlers, maybe a chef, some body guards for my wife but that’s it.
Sounds nice. You said “but thats it” as if thats not a lot 🤣
If I had the money I would hire someone to at least cook for me, but hey, a butler who could cook, clean and such... wouldn't mind that at all.
Yep i told people the butler does it all
Exactly. Dream is to be able to afford it 😅
Someone who does food or cleaning duties. That's all I need. So logical step would be to get a butler and just reduce him to those two things and let him chill otherwise.
Yep cause they do both
I've hired a maid for daily household chores and have had hired a cook/ chef and plan to hire again sometime later.
Oooo a chef sounds amazing
Personal driver. I hate driving. Idc how much it cost.
I've been saying the same forever. I really wanna buy a nice tahoe for them to drive me around in lol
Yess I would love that too
My parents hired a maid. It was fine. When I got out on my own I realized that I didn't need a maid. It's not fun to clean but it's more fun than paying someone to do what I can.
you're right
If I cud it's because I don't have a car yet. And a chauffeur would be awesome.
I want to buy a car just for the chauffeur to drive me around in 🤣
Probably a chef just because I would rather not have to cook.
Yea i def want a chef and a chauffeur
Gardening Service regularly comes on Fridays.
Maid Service regularly comes on Thursdays.
Oh i see
I have a cleaning lady, it's absolutely glorious. I hate cleaning my place and she does better than I would.
Haha
I voted nanny because some new borns require 18-24 hours of care and not all mothers can do it.
Yea i may ask for help so i can get more sleep but once the kid is like 2 years old, i definitely dont want a nanny.
Chef to make me food cause I barely know anything past fried eggs, and a maid to clean up after me cause being honest here I am not the cleanest person alive lol...
Lmao my cooking sucks too
I burnt my ramen noodles by forgetting to put water in the bowl 😂
Well I kinda want a massage right now but since that's not one of the options I chose chef. to make healthy food for me so i will force myself to eat it.
Lol i shouldve added masseuse
I would pay someone to clean the apartment every other week.
Whats the most you’d pay
I hire a maid once a month to clean my bathroom. It's not that expensive and cleaning my bathroom, especially the shower, is a real hassle.
Why only the bathroom and not the whole place?
because I'm a man
I would hire a full staff if I could afford it.
Driver/chauffeur
Cook
Gardener
Upstairs maids
Downstairs maids
Stable men
Butler
Man Friday/personal assistant
Bodyguard for myself and the family
Personal trainer
Of course I was going to buy a very nice home.
I’d love a personal trainer
Hiring criteria is relevant to the household perspective.

What is also relavant, is a kitchen staff and assistant staff, who can follow directions.
I'd like a butler if he's anything like Niles in the show "Nanny".
Aww but i loved Geoffrey in Fresh prince 🤣
Geoffrey was funny as well, but Niles had an edge on him as far as humor goes, he and CC were hilarious together.
I'd probably never shell out money for it unless I'm extremely well off but I chose a chef.
Yea i’d love a good cook. Cause i ain't one 😂
I'm a decent cook but at the end of the day I'm worn out from work and don't feel the energy too. But I do it anyway, just annoying.
I'd hire a Gardner to take care of my yard. I'd also hire a chef so the wife didn't have to cook and we'd have different meals
I’d def want the cook but they’d have to cook stuff i like. REAL FOOD. If he brings me this, he’s fired
No i mean how they bring you a plate with like a leaf and three crumbs 😂
😂😂😂 this the type chef i need
Live in maid/chauffeur... I can do the cooking but don't like cleaning up after.
I def want a chaffeur
I would hire a maid to clean the house. I hate doing the cleaning.
I feel you on that
I considered a chef, a sexy maid my age doesn't sound bad and someone driving me sounds alright as well
I def want a chef and chauffeur... sounds like u want a maid to seduce rather than clean lol
Nahh chefs are expensive af! I think theyre the most expensive thing on the list above. Get a butler cause theyncook too but are cheaper than chef haha
Maid or chef doesn't sound like a bad idea lol, probably too expensive tbh.
The chef is prob the most expensive thing on the list lol
None of the above. But I'm a quasi-socialist proud proletariat working-class man. The idea of any human being having to be a servant for another is disgusting to me.
(Plus, our history of slavery and everything...)
Regardless, I am my own chauffeur and chef, and a pretty damn good butler, too. And I can even clean when I have to.
I think taking care of one's own house is part of what makes an adult an adult.
A maid. With our bad backs housework takes a loooooong time to do.
Aww i understand
I would hire a chef if I could afford one, which I can't. I cannot cook at all.
I can't either 🤣
I would hire a maid and she’d have to wear the little maids outfit also lol.
Haha
I dont need them, but if I could, a chauffeur and a chef
My choices!!
The chef because I want many more healthier options, and I just hate cooking for myself. Chauffeur because I hate driving
I hate cooking and driving lol. Driving is more of a nerves thing but yea
Mine to. To many people not paying attention. To many people driving like they lost their brain as soon as they got in their vehicle
I want a hot maid sorry I know that sounds perverted
Lol its expected
Sorry! 😂
I'm already a chef. I could use a little help with the laundry though.
Oooo nice! Whats your fave thing to cook
Nah, we not doing all that out here. 😂
Nobody but me and my partner will ever enter this abode. Unless invited.
Hiring someone that hangs around my homestead is out of the question.
I feel you on that
Agreed entirely
I absolutely love my cleaning lady!
Lol i bet
A butler will cost the most, up to $100k a year for some depending on the size of household they will manage and what country you're in.
Wtf kinda butler lmao
A butler is a household manager who supervises other servants. Butlers in large households can expect you to provide them with a place to live (that can cost you $12k+/year) a salary of around $75k a year, social security tax is another $5k/year, healthcare runs to about $16k a year, then there is dental and that can go to about $3000 and you have to hire someone to sub for them while they take the customary two weeks vacation and that's another $3000. That comes to well over $100k.
Had a nanny and only ate out... by the time one can hire a nanny or a maid. They wouldn’t think if they are expensive.
Money is not a problem, they will not be at a point counting nickels and dimes.
This makes sense
oh, if I had unlimited funds, I'd hire them all. I don't even want kids and I'd hire a nanny anyway. Just never will. lol
Lmao
I knew a chick that cleaned people's houses naked. Well she said she didn't do much cleaning but she was pulling crazy money and only had a handful of steady customers.
Woooow lmao
I'd hire a secretary because to hell with finances and bills and important paperwork n shit. If I can pay someone to do all that for me then shut up and take my money lol.
Hahaah
I’d hire a thief who didn’t know who I was.
A thief who’s identity I didn’t know either, We contact eachother anonymously.
He steals for me, I Hire someone to go pick it up
& Drop it off in a safebox somewhere, then I go pick it up & pay them both anonymously
I'd have a maid and a nanny. But can't afford it. In UK it's really unaffordable unless you have really deep pockets
I bet! Thats mainly where you seee butlers and maids in movies lol
I enjoy doing all of the above on my own capacity. It makes me independent.
Let me get wealthy first:
I might keep a 'boat boy'; and two or three farm-hands.
If my girlfriend wasn't the way she is I'd pick butler, but since I don't trust the idea of her being in a kitchen, I'd have to pick a chef.
I'd say either a nanny or a maid would make sense.
True
I am my wife's chauffeur... we need not hire one.
Lol my future hubby can be mine! But i hardly go anywhere
Same here, she is a super home body, in fact hasn't left the yard since May 1st... I do go out a couple times a week though, not long or far just yesterday went for a motorcycle ride on a nice warm day.
A driver. So I don't have to. Wouldn't hire a chef. Since I am one. Would never hire a maid or butler. I clean up my own mess. And handle all of my own house. And I, will never need a nanny. Lol
I def want a chef and chauffeur
I had a house cleaner for a while and it was worth the $$. I have no need for anything else. A Chef would be nice but I dont really eat gourmet meals.
My chef is cookin bbq whatchu mean 🤣
LOL, Nice !!
If I had the money I would hire all of them.
I bet
I'd choose a butler and a nanny.
The butler can be the nanny lol
nope, want both.
The only thing that comes close is I hire a cleaning service every 3rd week. Not really a maid.
Oh i see
I'd hire all of them if I had the money. Frees me to do other things.
I don’t need any but maybe I would hire a chef
Do u enjoy cooking
Not really that’s why I would hire a chef
I mean I could but there's no need to, I can do all of it myself
Thats great
A maid... A 17 year old Venezuelan or Thai maid... JK
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