Man i was chillin at the cuzzos and all of a sudden I got a Christmas card from my childhood crush’s family. Couldnt believe it after how they did me wrong irl (when their mom found out i wanted to be more than just “another daughter” and that I was actually in love with her son and wanted to be “daughter in law”) lmao. So i looked at the card and threw that shit down. Then all a sudden, I got a phone call and it was him.Man everytime I’m single this man crosses my mind. I’ve been in/out of love with him since i met him when we were age 6 in 2001. Anyways, he called and said he was outside. Man why’d i rush out all excited. He basically confessed his feelings to me and I was ecstatic. We held eachother in a way i’d never been held before and it felt so passionate. I expressed my love for him as he kissed my neck in the sweetest way. I love how we always had more of a mental than sexual chemistry. We decided to hold hands and go on a date to the movies.We get there and he sees some ex and takes off and just leaves me standing there. Like wtf. So i confronted her and she was like “oh yea he runs whenever he sees me because i stabbed him in the neck once.” I’m like wtf i guess I’ll give him a pass on this one But how you gonna leave me with this psycho. Anyways, as i’m leaving, some woman who looks like Tichina Arnold (aka Pam from Martin; aka Mom from Everybody Hates Chris) challenges me to a fight. She looks scary buff. So i punched her in the nose and tookoff. I’m crawling underneath bathroom stalls from this she-hulk looking mf and she’s tearing up the theater looking for me. I finally make it outside thinking I’m safe but she runs up behind me. I somehow trip her and then i grabbed her by the ankle and Flintstone bam bammed bodyslammed this hoe. Then she lied there and I don't know if she was dead but i woke up so i didn't have to wait to see. Man I’m fighting for my life in these streetsYa girl came out victorious 💪#FeelFreeToList#DreamALittleDream
Last nights dream was crazy yo! In one part, someone very close to me , who i’ve lost trust in irl, jumped on top of me (as i was asleep in my dream) and they choked tf outta me. I kept tryna get em off but they were incredibly strong. Another part of the dream, i was Eddie murphy and me and Martin rode around doing crazy shit like in the movie “Life”. Lmao c.tenor.com/ZWHXT6s6kd4AAAAM/life-movie.gif
Very interesting. I've had dreams of crushes before but that was kind neat, cute. The chase scene was a bit abrupt lol. Last time I dreamed about a cru1sh. She was a witch in my bedroom that turned into a tree and the window behind my headboard busted open with my whole family watching as I was supposed to be being ridden by her... still a tree. It was freaky in so many way. Anyway I knew my family was watching, yelling trying to get me out of it. It was literal torture in my mind, scared, horny, and really wanting to hold her. So she in my mind was riding me hard but I also slightly notice a figure to my left just staring. Hooded and clearly controling this event. I realize my feelings of fear and I remember looking to my left arm, trying to move it. I realized I couldnt move a finger and panic really kicked in. The riding continued as I was in some sort of sleep parallysis. Family faded away and I was just in my room. I could swear I was actually awake at this point but still not able to move. And my tree lover turned into a Dr strange-ish orb but less sparky more, smokey fire with some blue hues. And now it was just me and the witch to my left. She goes away and the the dark room gets back to normal. I reach control over my body stumbling towards my bedside lamp. Pray a lot and freak out. didn't sleep, just made some music to calm me down
Haha! Oops didn't wanna bring back trauma. I had another creepy dream a couple nights ago. Sort of an endeering plot. I had moved to a foregn country and the small island I was staying at was being renovated amd more industrialized. So they had moved these giant boulders by the time I get there. I walk up to a beautiful view point on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Then I'm rudely interrupted by a guitar being playedwildly like a profession mexican singer. I look to see the player is plastered to the bottom of the big boulder next to me. His lower half completely under the rock. But he's just goin for it on the guitar and humming beautifully to the rythm. One of the natives explained to me the man was stuck and got flattened out by the rocks when the company moved them, but his constant music has spread so much love and beauty through the island throu this difficult transition. I gathered enough strength to look at the man in the rock again. His skin seemed almost melted to the rock, he looked extremely malnurished and starting to rot, almost becoming part of the rock itsself. The native added that they werent able to help him without him dying. He has no family left here. Mind was practically gone by now. The next morning I wake up and hear the music from the rock, but I look and the guy was gone. Apparently the company recorded his music and play it inside the boulder when he passed away. Later I found someone sitting at the rock. And to finish this a bit faster, he was basically the "man in the rock's best friend." "Had no family but he had me" he said. He mentioned that the man had hated the company who was trying to take his home so he wanted to injure himself and get all their money." So it was all a scam to start with.
I've had that paralysis I don't remember the dream before but I woke up in my dorm at school and I was all alone (it was a 2 bedroom, 4 beds place) and just laying there on my side on a couch. I couldn't move, couldn't talk/yell or make noise. I wasn't very panicked, just trying to think about what I could do since I couldn't move or yell for help, I was just racking my brain trying to figure out what would happen. I started to imagine if people came home would they notice or just think I was laying there on purpose or maybe sleeping with my eyes open or what. Then I guess it was probably less than 5 minutes, definitely less than 15, my arm just kind of fell off my side, and that started my whole body able to move again.
Last night I was so damn horny and was gonna beat off but i didn't do it for a reason, and i went to sleep... and i had a dream.. I was in a store, there was beautiful girl who has a very hot well shaped bubble bum... i think she was wearing a grey leggings.. her bum was lookin so good.. and I couldn't control myself and i grabbed her cheeks a few times but she didn't mind, she didn't turn back.. i think because it was my dream, lol.. i'm very enjoyed seeing that dream.. yeah it was like this.. everytime i delay my beat off routine.. i see dreams like this..
That is a pretty crazy dream. I didn’t remember a dream from last night but I have a few from the past that stick in my mind. . Once when my oldest son was little I dreamt I was pumping breastmilk in a movie theater and this asshole from 8th grade who used to make fun of me because I cried when I asked a guy out and he said no (ftr that isn’t even what I was crying about, just bad timing). . So this asshole walks up to me and makes some snide comment about me pumping so I popped him in the nose and he went flying.
Oh man. I did have some crazy dreams last night and I woke up thinking I needed to tell you about them. Lol. And now I can’t remember. My almost 6 year old woke me up several times last night. I think that is why I remembered them. First he thought he was sick, then his legs hurt, turned out his footie jammies had gotten too small, fresh jammies, he is thirsty, spilled a whole water bottle on my bed, steals my pillow, I fall out of bed and eff up my knee, I decided to sleep at the bottom of the bed, he decides to spoon me (him as the big spoon). Somewhere in all of that I slept and dreamt. 😂
I was a woman and working my last job I just ended two weeks ago in real life, and had to buy a "last day" outfit for the job, and wanted a yellow dress at the department store, but this other tall girl kept eyeing me from behind, like she wanted the dress for herself and was hoping to take it if I didn't take it. I then met a young female construction worker with short black hair in a hard-hat who drives a bulldozer on the street and she picked me up to drive me to work, as she's apparently my best friend in this universe. It was weird.
I don’t remember but my wife said I was fighting so she woke me up because in the past I clobbered her while I was asleep so she wakes me up pretty quick. It’s fucked up but I think I control it better because she says I’ll push her or kinda pittypat her but a couple of times I’ve laid into it have punched the bed of my pillow and I wake up and I don’t let myself fall back to sleep I’ve always had violent dreams but in almost thirty years I’ve only clobbered her once and woke up once on top of her in full mount forearm in her throat and drawn back about to take her head off and I’m a big guy and have worked hard my whole life and hit like a mule I wouldn’t sleep in our bed for months but she kept coming and sleep on the couch with me or on the floor by the couch so I finally gave in
It was weird... but good, sci-fi-horror kinda dream. There was a classroom too for some reason, and i was the teachers favourite and everyone else feared him lol. Imagine some kind of military class and operation, but in the future. I think there were some kind of aliens and spaceships involved too..
I think partly it was caused by that episode of Seinfeld and the Soup Nazi (Google it! 😂) which i just watched before bed.
Yeah, turns out they were Cam's fish (from Modern Family) they escaped his aquarium and then he asked me to babysit them and I spent the whole time decorating the fishes tank and I forgot to feed them and then they died and he fired me...
I worked in a restaurant that was right next to a school I went to, but there were still classes so one moment you're serving food and the next you're suddenly on a playground, bit random.
Most of my dreams, when I do have them, are realistic. One that comes to mind was painting a room that needed painting, and I’d put it off. It was long and realistic. Felt the effort and went through clean-up. It was finished and was so happy to finally have it done. Then I woke up. “What the hell?” were my first words that morning, lol
I am such a light sleeper i don’t think i ever reach REM sleep mode which I believe triggers dreams. So tbh i don’t know if i have ever had a dream, either that or I don’t remember them. It sucks but on the good side i’ve never had a nightmare either.
I dreamt to i was with this beautiful women who had the most perfectly shaped and softest pussy lips. I ate her out and then gently entered her and had sex until i came.
Your dream sounds fun. I have REM sleep disorder so if I do dream, they’re usually pretty violent and I haven’t had an episode in years. I might be dreaming and I even remember then.
I didn't have a dream but more of fantasy. I have an over night shift, so when I get home I want to take a nap, but can’t since I get hard thinking about dirty things.. so I’ll probably go to sleep later to get 8 hours of sleep.
Lol no the drews are the ones who want kids. Theyre willing to knock a girl up. But i refuse to just be a baby mama. I sit patiently waiting for someone who looks like a drew but treats me like a Chris would
Yes i literally told my head doc about my memory and she's like nope, you're young. You’re just easily distracted. Im like, no im not. she's not helpful at all
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