
What was the last thing where you thought ‘oh god, put that in my mouth?

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Torisashi.

It is raw chicken served as sashimi. My wife is from the southern province of Japan called Kyushu. And eating raw chicken is a thing there and so she goaded me into trying on I think maybe around our 7th or 8th date.
But I spent enough time in the US and learning about cooking to know that raw chicken is a serious health hazard. Yet I tried anyway. But I kept wondering if I should go to the hospital after.
It was actually delicious. I should probably eat raw animals more often: chicken, pork, beef, bat, frog, turtle, whatever. From a taste standpoint, it's all good, especially with ginger and soy sauce. But you know, I don't want a worm growing inside my brain or my intestines. I want to be like one person of one mind.
@DonkeyDan It's a scary thing! To my understanding, they select the chickens carefully, freeze the meat first, things like that to make it "safe". But I never got over the idea. I don't want to eat again. :-D I still got it in my brain from cooking like undercooking chicken is a way to send people to the hospital.
@DonkeyDan Not long after that date, I had to go on another one of my business trips to the US. Then I went with my colleagues to a restaurant and they ordered steaks, the waiter asked them how they'd like it done, and they selected their favored doneness. But I ordered chicken, and he asked me how I'd like it done, so I was like, "Well done! Please!" Then he laughed so hard and said he was just teasing.
But that joke flew over my head since I had just eaten raw chicken in Japan. :-D
Oops WTF, I accidentally deleted a whole paragraph there (bit tipsy right now). Anyway, the first one was about the date with my wife where she got me to try torisashi.
She had her legs spread, stark naked, in front of me.
Sweetie, you’re 76 believe me she had that exact same thought when she looked at you… only she wasn’t classless enough to write about in a public forum that’s catalogued by google!
@CrazyGirl2 Dahlin', what was classless was you pointing out that I shouldn't be making commentary at the age of 76 on a public forum. I don't give a flying fuck if Google, (note the capital G), is watching or not.
Right, but you degrading a woman… JUST PEACHY! by the way, I don’t capitalize the “G” in google out of protest of their data theft and of them changing their company motto from “Don’t Be Evil” to… well does it really matter! Don’t try to grammar shame me, this is social media not the New York Times, and don’t make disrespectful comments about naked women, if your fragile ego can’t take the EXACT same comment in return.
@CrazyGirl2 Welp, thanks for the English lesson, along with the lesson on how to talk about women. This is the one venue I've seen where men and women CAN talk trash about each other, and do from both sides of the sexes. I don't know who you are and I really don't give a fuck if I ever do.
Wait, @DaveToo, what “English lesson” did SHE give you? Just reading this, it appears that you were the only person to give any “English lessons” when (it looks like) you tried to embarrass her by pointing out that the proper noun “Google” should be capitalized. All she did was try to explain why she doesn’t Cap the “G” in Google because of her beliefs re: Google changing their motto from “Don’t Be Evil” which seems pretty reasonable, really. So what English lesson did she give you?
A double chocolate gâteau with chocolate fudge icing with real Belgian white & milk chocolate shavings on top. All I COULD think was “oh god I can’t believe that I actually put that in my mouth knowing how much it would make my thighs grow!
Well it's definitely not what you're thinking since I haven't thought that about that thing in a long time. So probably my friends gummy worm pudding. Tbh it was not good at all
What am I thinking? 🤔
You know
really?
Yeah it's pretty obvious
wow amazing
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Maple syrup on a finger. Was about to go into their mouth so confiscated and put it into mine. I offered a bite of my waffle in exchange. They went for their syrup instead.
I don't know but I do know there are going to be some dirty comments coming in
Dirty? Really? :p
Double chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup and sprinkles...
Yes, it's exactly as good as it sounds~
I refuse to answer this
What there wasn’t a food you really liked to eat?
Yes but the "oh god put that in my mouth" thought didn't occur while looking at food, just a normal desire to eat the food. However that thought did occur, but unfortunately it was not while looking at food.
Oh oh what were you looking at? 🤔
Painkillers. Killer headache got me fantasizing about painkillers man
I'm sure killing pain feels good :p
Nah im jk, though I did have a headache.
take care of dat headache
Definitely. Got to go pick up some nasal drops tomorrow. Sounds like a weird treatment 😂 but i only have the headache because of my eustachian tubes being stuffed.
i had to look up what that is :P
@Mellifluous_ not answering is also an answer, in this case.
You don't say 😄
Lmao
😂🤣 nothing like some classic hip hop 😁
I don't remember exactly what it was but it was food.
Cookie dough ice cream
I haven't had ice cream in 5 months
A 12 year old
Ohh tricky
Grilled BBQ chicken taco with message (Hopefully not message) and topped with Velveeta cheese!
Yeah... about that... I can't say lol
A good piece of salmon
Mmmm I'm not sure I can post that online
a sweet tart rope and it was amazing lol
never had to beg to god for this... lol
A double cheeseburger at...
These Brownies like something is a No No for me
Anything made of chocolate
Nice, juicy steak smothered in mushrooms.
Rattlesnake.
Every woman's reaction to a big penis be like:
A hashbrown
pasta :p'
A vodka rocks
Donut
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