Are you a folder, wadder, or wrapper?

[Chazmatazz269]

There are basically three ways people use toilet paper on their derrières. Some neatly fold the tissue, some wad a bunch up, and others wrap the TP around their hand, kinda like a dookie mitten! Which are you?
And if you use a method i missed, let us know about that too!
I don’t like anons, so i made a poll for those among us who might be too shy to admit such things publicly.

Fold

Wad

Wrap

Something else!

[Daniela1982]

I use a diaper sprayer as a bidet so don't need much paper and can actually just use a towel. It's also good for cleaning your panties after someone scares the crap out of you.

[Chazmatazz269]

I’ve used bidets. They’re delightful! Always used TP to dry off and wipe after though.

[jshm2]

Neither. I wash, like a civilised human being being.

Not rub arse with mulched wood, like a fucking forest bear!

[Chazmatazz269]

Ell oh ell! So you’re sticking your hand in toilet water to wash your butt? Or you’re waddling over to the sink with your pants around your ankles and getting at the soap and water, but somehow NOT splashing and dripping all over your pants? That must go over swimmingly at work, skool, public events, restaurants, banks, and you’re finding absolutely incredible facilities at fairs, concerts, outdoor markets and other events where only porta-johns are usually available. Very civilized, indeed! HAHAHAHA!!!

[EnglishEuropean]

It's clearly designed to be folded and that's all I have to say on the subject.

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahahaha!

[Guy13]

Folder