A witch accidentally crash lands in your home with her broom. What do you do?

[Still-alive]

You hear what sounds like a plane's jet engine as a witch flying on her broom crashes in your home and is knocked unconscious. what do you do?

Call the cops

Call an ambulance

Wake her up and tell her she's gonna be billed for all the damages she made on my home

Treat her to a meal after waking up

Ask her if she knows magic

Kick her out and fix the damage

I'd do something else (say what)

[meetkitty123]

Sigh 😒 shake my head and call out...

"Grandma is back in town"

Someone from the other room calls out..."let me guess she crashed landed again"

Me "yup"

Other person "should we get the smelling salts or let her sleep it off..."

Me... 🤔 Then suddenly realizing she's flying the lastest Broomstick cruiser 2022 😈 gets a wicked idea... "Let her sleep it off! Dont disturb her!"

Other person "ok should I make the hangover tonic?"

Me "yup" then sneaking over I steal her cloak, the magic Ruby heels, and the Expensive broomstick cruiser 2022. I leave a note saying "tsk tsk tequila makes your clothes Fall Off" then I run off and doll myself up for one heck of a night out!

[Still-alive]

ohhh you can cast your spell on me anytime ;)

[meetkitty123]

Woohoo commands you to drive across the continent do my grocery shopping list 3 pages long, deliver it to my door... All for free... 🤔 Maybe you'll get a tip... Kiss to the cheek 💋
Hehehe 😈
Bye...
Shrugs then shuts the door when you shake your head in a daze and asks "where am I? How did I get here?"

[Still-alive]

And all i say is 'i was kissed!' :o ;)

[Guardian45]

*OMG*😳🥴🤤🥰🤗

[CrazyGirl2]

Get her a make-over to help w/ that green complexion, and maybe go out looking for some cute clothes, especially something other than black, geez it’s not a funeral! Then go out looking for some real fun! I mean its got to be a really long time since she got any (not like that “pretty-girl” slut, Glinda The Good Witch of The East) I figure after a good lay, she’ll lighten up… hell I know exactly how she feels!

[Still-alive]

Make sure to sing the Defying Gravity song with her as well

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

She is my guest. A supper first and then we talk business. About how is she and how did she end up here.
If she is okay or not. Anything.

The damage is second priority, she is first for me.

[goaded]

Throw a bucket of water on her.

[Blackcosmo]

I'll stand there stunned and ask her to teach me her ways as payment for the damage.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Do something else, steal her magic... sorry you crash you don't need it.

[call_me_scar]

I'd do minimal work to see if she's awake if not 911 if she is then she's paying for the damage or I'm keeping the magical broom assuming anyone can fly it

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

I don't know. I would be far to busy trying to make my brain not to explode. Because now I have proof magic exists! So does the afterlife does too? Does God? What about monsters like zombies? Ahhhhhhhh?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Wake her up and tell her she's gonna be billed for all the damages she made on my home

[Apulu_Imback]

Grandma, how did you ride that broom? Teach me!!

[1GoldTwins]

I'll fix it, if she teaches me her ways, if not she's paying for it!

[Deathraider]

Call the police. For all I know, this is a lady with way too much to drink to the point she busted through my wall with a broom and a witch costume.

[llorando]

Steal her slippers and wish I was home.

[Ninania]

I've read enough fairy tales to know the only sensible is treat her to a meal.

[Sparkie460]

My choice depends on what type of witch she is. If she's a good witch I'd offer her a meal and a place to stay until she's fully recovered.

[Guardian45]

I'd say date her, cuz I REALLY did date a Wiccan nymphomaniac! 😂

[Lucy68]

Hit her with a frying pan

[msmissydc]

Make her "pay the damage" in magic lessons.

[nawtee_me]

Throw water on her and watch her melt.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Tell her to leave in the name of Jesus

[SmokinAces2000]

I don't know ask for some wishes

[LazerBean]

Shoot her

[PrettypleaseDY]

Spit in her face