If you could have your Doorbell say something, instead a chime, what would it say?

[SandandWaves]

[NamerOfStars]

I'd probably go for a Vincent Price-style evil laugh.

[Sabretooth]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Oa8d6yATO6o

[MCheetah]

It would play the song "Never Scared" by Bonecrusher. Specifically, the chorus.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ryIjCkw3Jfg

[dustybiker]

Outside: “Thank you for pressing that button. The porch will launch you in 3…2…1…”

Inside: “Delivery”

[MrOracle]

"If you aren't carrying boxes of Thin Mints, then back away slowly, with no sudden movements, and do not return!"

[JosyJosy]

"Sup. Speak your message after the beep-just kidding I just put this message in to give me enough time to get to the door"

[NewsReader]

"Intruder Alert! Get your gun ready"

[20yearsolder]

Whatever you're selling, I don't want any. Hit the bricks

[FunkyMonkee]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sPMKlEwrIs8

Something like this.

[FunkyMonkee]

Whoever the hell you're looking for, they don't live here anymore!

[crossdressingrihno]

“SHOVE OFF YE little PRICK”
That doorbell sums up my deep love for whoever is ringing my doorbell

[humanearth]

One it would sound like Mr T

Look Fool

Someone's at the door

[jennifer_bloom]

It’s time for pizza

[HighValue]

"Who goes there?"

[JaxiCats]

Ring more than once and I won’t answer

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You've Got A Visitor

[exitseven]

Slip it under the door.

[Andres77]

You’re at the wrong house

[Iron_Man]

Howdy neighbor

[noohair]

How may I assist you?

[Zolly99999]

" what the hell do you want "

[jimmy2]

Go away I am invected 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

What is, "invected"?

[magiusX26]

"GO AWAY"