Of course! I have lots of better things to do. Just this morning, for instance, I received a call from the Pentagon asking me to fly to Sri Lanka and solve a little problem for them. I told them it would have to wait until tomorrow… Because today I had an appointment with Emma Watson to teach her what a real orgasm feels like. I had to talk quietly on the phone because Emma‘s not cleared ultra top-secret, but she was giving me a blowjob at the time— and, of course, she had to do that in the next room; because of my “above average” length and girth. anyway, I had to call Anne Hathaway and tell her there was a change of plans for our date tomorrow; that we’d be joining the mile high club because I had to liquidate a sleeper cell in the Indian Ocean. I guess Emma did overhear, because she’s whispering to me that she’ll come along too. I told her that’s fine, as long as she doesn’t get weird about it when I born the stewardess and the hotel maid. Anyway… I pity those yellowpill, delta type sadsacks you make up stories on the Internet Yeah, I have too much to do, bro.
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I just think that there are some very sad, very lonely people out there who are mentally ill. In the real world, these people could never get anyone to believe their lie or their fantasy life that they have created for themselves, because people can see them with their own eyes and realize it’s not true! But here, online, where we have a modicum of anonymity… Those very lonely, very sad people with mental illness, find a place where they can live out their fantasy existence, largely unchallenged! Whether that is a successful businessman, or a woman with a boyfriend who is so completely and totally devoted to her he would do anything for her, a young man who has “lots of friends“ and is dating the head cheerleader (who’s a given to win homecoming queen), or a man who wants to live live as a woman, because he’s convinced himself that women have it easier than men! Online, I believe they get to live out those fantasies, again largely unchallenged, and because of their mental illness they’re unaware, that nobody online believes them either! More importantly, that nobody cares! Why do they do it? Who knows they’re sad, lonely, and mentally ill. Only trained professionals understand why the mentally ill do what they do.
I have noticed lots of almost unbelievable stories told on here, most by anons. If it sounds too far-fetched to be true, then it is probably the result of boredom. It also wouldn't surprise me if it was a Tic Tok challenge to who can tell the biggest tale and have people reply as if they believe it's the gospel. Like there was the girl who complained about being infested with giant crabs.
okay I will make up a story just for fun. Let see how funny it can be
Farmer Dan got into his Toyota 4-by-4 and drove to the neighbouring
ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the
door.'Is yer Dad home?' Dan demanded.
'No, sir, he ain't,'
Eddie replied. 'He went into town.''Well, then,' inquired Dan, 'is yer Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.''How about your brother? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Eddie patiently.Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the
other and muttering to himself.'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' Eddie asked politely. 'I know where
all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a
message fer Dad.''Well, it's difficult,' answered Dan uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to
talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.'
Eddie considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,'
he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $600 for
the bull and $60 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer
Howard.'
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A lot of people are not able to see the line between seeking attention and providing helpful commentary/questions. Sometimes it takes a bit to reach that maturity level is theirs :-). I know I've talked about things that have no real value/usage, but I try to bring myself back to reality and be helpful.
Society, the reaction to the Wuhan virus, and the mechanization of communications has left quite a few people lonely, and out in the cold. This is one way to cope with that insecurity. I'm too busy managing a business, three budgets, a home, re-doing what contractors mess up, and still dealing with two kids and 6 grandchildren- all out of state- to worry about making up little stories to attract attention.
I don’t think a lot of people in gag do. I have read some posts in here that are so far fetched. My observations here are
gag has the most bi sexual females I have never encountered on a site
gag has the most females that I have every seen report they have been involved in a gang bang
and I almost forgot to mention the amount of nudists here is incredible
Obviously not, I got better things to do with my time than make up stories for people I don't really know or care about.
Others have too much free time on their hands.
Nope, they have no life. So they make one up on-line
One would think, but it doesn't seem like it.
The problem isn't that.
The problem is people entertain them.
They either watch it and believe it, or they watch it and complain about it.
Either way it encourages and helps them.
If people ignore them eventually they won't do it.
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They're either frustrated or sad. They annoy me as well, but I guess I can see where they're coming from.
I'm sorry, B cubed, you mean I shouldn't do that? Shit! :-D
I do have better things to do, and I should be doing them now.
Yes, I agree with you, why choose the Internet for their own playground, why not go outside and find a playground to play in?
Nope they don't and they'll do anything for attention
That how reporters and journalists earn money, dearie.
Welcome to my generation, were people chase clout.
Sad.
That's kind of the whole point. They make up stories because they have nothing better to do.
Yes they do. And no, they don't want to go do them when they can waste their time, and other people's time (the more people, the better)
You would think so but that's the problem fake news helps to cause
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Sadly, it doesn't seem so.
Some of them may not, Brains
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