Guys, I just got back from my bro's place. We were sipping Cape cods, and decided to move to Florida to catch crocodiles for a living. Are you in?

[Gummy_Cluster]

You can actually make a pretty penny selling crocks. From the meat down to the leather, there's money to be made. My sister-in-law said she was OK with us croc hunting, but we couldn't bring her dogs. What's up with that? They're labs. They're hunting dogs. Her dogs love aunt Gummy. When I go to visit, they spin in circles and pee on the carpet. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is. But they would love to come with us to Florida to hunt down those big lizards. But they're heavy, and we're going to need a crew. Are you in?

[SnowedIn]

Gummy, I think I'm going to stay at base camp and do paperwork for you. I'm scared of animals with large jaws and sharp teeth. So, anything larger than and including mice and gerbils. Think I'm gonna sit this one out.

[Gummy_Cluster]

You're not allowed to talk about gerbils on this site.

[SnowedIn]

... a really smart person told me that. It makes me sad.

[Gummy_Cluster]

It stems from the fact that not everyone got to join the SWAT team. So they take it out on Gerbil lovers.

[SnowedIn]

... served in the Navy with a bunch of people like this. They didn't make it through SEAL training so they ended up as gate guards. High on a power trip. Woe unto the gerbils.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I worked as a shift lead at a prison work release. I remember one Christmas where a place invited prisoners to a party.

The community corrections officer looked me square in the eye...

CCO: Gummy, you will NOT catch my guys doing anything wrong, tonight. I just want a peaceful night with my husband. Are we clear?

Gummy: Trust me, Michelle, I don't give a flying fuck. It all pays the same.

Michelle: Good.

I wasn't a government worker, I was a low paid contractor that didn't have any fucks to give. lol

I don't know if you know what SPICE is, but it's sold in gas stations, and people smoke it. It turns them into zombies. (kind of like bath salts, but not as bad) So my lead told me to go look for the guy who escaped. I did, and I found him and brought him back. After one glance, I knew he was on SPICE,.
So I had to write a report. Who do you think got in more trouble? The zombie or me?

I'm all out of fucks to give.

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[exitseven]

Too many Cape Codders it looks like.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Probably.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing

[Stevefiveo]

I'm already down here in Florida so let me know when you're ready.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Deal.

[Stevefiveo]

Looking forward to it.

[Gummy_Cluster]

But I want some polk salad with my gator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4csFnpZXek

[Stevefiveo]

Lol, ok.

[Wise4myage]

Alligator meat is delicious! Not sure about Croc meat though.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Does it taste like chicken?

[Wise4myage]

Sorta.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'm gonna get me one! There was a restaurant where we used to live, and they sold exotic things like gator, cougar and snakes. We never went there, because it was too expensive.

[Wise4myage]

👍👍👍

[AviatorTom]

There are 2000 crocodiles in Florida and 1.2 million alligators. You might be better off hunting gators. And no, I'm not in... you're on your own.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Good to know. And I'm not on my own.

[Astarlessnightsky]

No leave that poor crocodiles alone.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Wasn't that a Pink Floyd song?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Gator time