How can I ‘accidentally’ cause a leak in the pipes under my sink?

[Anonymous]

Asking so I can get a cute plumber out!! 😂

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Go to your utility room and shit off the valve (it's the little handle perpendicular to the pipe)
When he realizes that's the problem and goes to check it, follow him.
After he turns the valve back on and turns around to tell you it's fixed, you should already be standing there naked

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Fuck, that would be so hot. I should write for porn

[WanderingLoveWizard]

It'll be parallel to the pipe, sorry. You want it to be perpendicular before he comes over

[clampfan101]

[Anonymous]

Whose to say you will actually get that guy to come out.

[Asker]

Because I know him personally

[CrimsonAngel09]

There's a reason porn is usually a fantasy.

[mandyfire98]

Just call up and say "My pipe is so wet"

[MementoMori777]

Just call the man, why the games bro 😂

[chicken_nugget24]

This isn't porn lol