Is there anybody else exactly like me?

45 year old male Native of Canada (country of origin is irrelevant though).

Proudly unemployed (no jobs in Canada).

Psychologically disabled.

Veteran; 5 years in the Canadian Armed Service (Afghanistan) as a soldier (yet I get shit on).

Asexual; bachelor, single, a virgin, and no friends male or female (I don't want one).

Conservative to the bone (Yes, we even love Trump in Canada too!).

Poor, hardly a coin in my purse (Trudeau and his ilk rob me blind).

Smoke a pack of Marlboros each day. 🚬🚬

Despise my parents, and more or less cut ties with them.

Is there anybody else exactly like me?
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