Who was the first person to pull milk out of a cow's titties?

[Anonymous]

And what was that damn pervert thinking bro 😂

[Apple1996]

Someone that must have been extremely hungry

[Asker]

Yea most likely lol

[midnightmoon05]

The person who was very hungry… they also can noticing milk squirting of the cows utters if not drank by the calf.
humans has eaten worse things than say cows milk…like bugs and tree barks and their humans…

be glad we are living in a great time of the civilization. Wait…actually what we eat now is worse than cows milk.

[bolverk]

Dairy farming has a history that goes back to the early Neolithic era, around the seventh millennium BC, in many regions of Europe and Africa. Before the 20th century, milking was done by hand on small farms.

[Asker]

I see, interesting 😂

[WhiteSteve]

I used to say that all the time back in high school😂 And why did they DRINK it?💀💀💀

Literally drinking a glass of milk rn though lmfaoooo

[Asker]

I was drinking a nesquik when I thought of this shit, the strawberry one of course 😏😎

[WhiteSteve]

Ayyyyyy, Strawberry Quik is 🔥🔥🔥

[Asker]

It is, I grew a new addiction I think

[laly520]

its assumed that someone from neolithic farmers in Britain n Northern Europe have done it for first time

[Asker]

What a weird thing to think and accomplish 😂

[Still-alive]

some cave man dude just had this wild idea one day im sure lol

[Asker]

Yea he was probably curious on what that pink stuff was and decided to investigate 💀

[TheSpaceGnome]

We don't know, but its likely been done for as long as cows have been domesticated for their meat.

[exitseven]

I always wondered who the first person to follow a chicken around and eat the thing that comes out of its butt

[DaBiggestBird]

Probably the same person who tried to milk a horse

[NathanDavis]

wasn't me... lol

[Asker]

Sounds pretty sus lol

[NathanDavis]

what about all others who were like... "yeah, I want some of that too"

[Asker]

They were all probably bathing in the shit first for all we know 😂

[KittygosMeoWW]

Cow milk is not as bizarre as goat milk 🤮

[NathanDavis]

cajeta can be great though... with churros

[Asker]

We even got people out here milking spiders, what's with humans and milking things lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

@NathanDavis it can but it’s not strictly made out of goats milk.

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol humans like milk, someone asked me if I could sell them my breast milk for gains once

[NathanDavis]

lmao at gains...

[Asker]

I kinda heard that women's breast milk have benefits but that dude is wildin without a doubt 😂

Trying to buy the ducklings nutrition, shame on that bastard lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

@NathanDavis he was into body building

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol it was after I stopped breastfeeding but I still leak and they get super full sometimes if I hear a baby cry at the store. TMI but it does happen.

[NathanDavis]

that really can happen?

don't tell G@G people!!!

or they might start follow you around with baby crying ringtones... lmfao

[KittygosMeoWW]

@NathanDavis yeah… omg when it first kicked in it was so painful 😖. Will never forget I fell asleep for a couple hours and had already pumped a lot so my baby had milk and I woke up to a rock solid boob and I couldn’t get the clog out.

[KittygosMeoWW]

@NathanDavis thankfully my supply is getting less now but it still occasionally happens.

[NathanDavis]

oh wow... that sounds dangerous, lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

@NathanDavis mastitis is very dangerous

[NathanDavis]

you women are walking miracles...

[MemeSupreme]

one horny motherfucker

[Asker]

Fr he was probably playin with it then it went *squirt* and he was like 😮

[MemeSupreme]

bro nasty too bc he went for it lmao like he TASTED IT

[Asker]

Yea, he was like this stuff will go good with my wheat flakes 😂

[MemeSupreme]

cavemen wheat flakes with his stone bowl and spoon

[Asker]

Imagine accidentally biting that spoon 😂

[MemeSupreme]

how did people not break all their teeth back then lol like all our ancestors got a smelly breath

[Asker]

How you know they weren't walking around with just gums? 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no wonder that dude tried cow titty milk lmao he tired of chewing cow meat with his gums

[Asker]

Lmaooo, yea to make butter, he can still chew that with his gums 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no butter is rich people food back then

it sounds richy for cavemen. i kinda wanna google this now but that takes efffforrrttt ughh

[Asker]

I didn't know That, with all the churning tho it better be fancy lol

Then how about cheese? 😂

[MemeSupreme]

idkk if it actually was but don't it sound richy for back then

cheese sound RICH TOO. i imagine like cavemen eating sticks like dogs or chewing into meat with spikey teeth

[Asker]

Lmao well that's quite the imagination memey, considering pilgrims churned butter I'm not too sure it was rich people food 😂

[MemeSupreme]

im talkin thousands of years ago lol not when pilgrims seduced the natives

[Asker]

Right, I forgot about timing, that's a good point, maybe it was some fancy shit 😂

[Miah04]

You mean you weren't the perv?

[Asker]

I doubt milk is 22 years old in society 😂

[Miah04]

Good point

[LaurenM1997]

I’ve heard it’s European farmers

[Asker]

Damn Europeans are weird lol

[LaurenM1997]

Very weird lol

[Asker]

Indeed 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

It was done before humans reached Europe, people also used to drain and drink the cow's blood as well. I think at least one tribe in kenya still does that today.

[TiaNour]

Am I reading this right

[Asker]

😂😂

[sirderpsalot123]

they probably saw the calfs do it and said fuck it

[Asker]

I don't know but the first person to play with a cow's titties was wylin no lie

[itsclearlynicholas]

I thank that man 💕🤗

[serenalovesramen]

ur weird

[Asker]

I'm aware 🙃

[Awantika03]

Calf

[Asker]

I'm asking who was the first person tho lol

[Awantika03]

I don't know 😔

[Asker]

Lol.

[Awantika03]

😂😂