Can you burp the alphabet/whole words/sentences?

[Charliefretz329]

Letters only

Whole words

Sentences

None of the above

[FunkyMonkee]

Partial sentences or full short ones.
As for the alphabet, except on very rare occasions where a burp lasts a long time, I can't really get more than 1/3 of the way in. But, anytime I belt out a really long burp, I never think to do the alphabet until it's done because I had no idea it was GONNA last that long!!

[Charliefretz329]

What a missed opportunity 😔

[FunkyMonkee]

I know! I get farts like that, too, sometimes. Just had one last week. An atomic blasto that took a good 20 seconds or so to escape.

[Charliefretz329]

Where’s a video recorder when you need it 😞

[FunkyMonkee]

I know. Or, at least a microphone.

[Charliefretz329]

Oh yeah 👍

[FunkyMonkee]

I had another one last night before going to bed. I was having a whiz when, it just blasted out of my ass without my even knowing it was coming.

[Charliefretz329]

It’s hard to aim when that happens

[FunkyMonkee]

I never had that problem.
But, if I was under water at the time, I would've gone shooting across the pool; like a rocket!

[Charliefretz329]

Sounds like you should try lighting one and recording the blast

[FunkyMonkee]

I'd set the house on fire.

[Charliefretz329]

Or shoot across town?

[FunkyMonkee]

It's Fartman!! Able to zip across town on fart power!!

[Charliefretz329]

Saves the day with his stink ray

[FunkyMonkee]

He eats a lot of laser beans!!

[TheSpectre]

That is disgusting.
I felt like throwing up just by thinking about it.

[Charliefretz329]

Sometimes after a carbonated assist, a little throw up is a definite possibility

[dustybiker2]

My friends did it enough in grade school. I can be far more creative. Song lyrics are much more fun.

[Charliefretz329]

True true 😝

[Apple1996]

I could do all the letters and probably some words too

[Charliefretz329]

Go girl! 😎

[Anonymous]

Don't know and I am not going to try either.

[Charliefretz329]

Curiosity has a way of creeping up on ya… 😏

[Redstang88]

In one shot? I can do the vowels

[Charliefretz329]

That’s successful 😎

[purplepoppy]

A lady doesn't burp.

[Charliefretz329]

This is true.

Never happen

[Charliefretz329]

I’ve met ladies who’ve never even farted

[NathanDavis]

I could probably give you three letters...

[Dongie]

Nope. But I bet Booger can.

[strateguy632]

nope

[Fireguy17]

Letters and words.

[jahaims]

Yeah