What side are you on?

[dogsteeves]

I was on side b until the whole child and cat thing swap me over to under

A: Under

B: Over

C: You monster

[NamerOfStars]

B, like the original patent said. The "toddler/cat" issue is easier worked around by hooking it up to a sufficiently powerful joy buzzer. They'll still trip it, but only once. The "excessively stupid/determined cat/toddler" issue is another matter.

[on_my_knees]

Back in 1989, there was this wild researcher named Dr. Fanny Tissueblesser who conducted a peculiar study called "The Role of Overhead Lighting in Promoting Unconventional Intimacy Positions Involving Toilet Paper Rolls." This scandalous investigation got published in the Journal of Psychological Misadventures. Shockingly enough, her results indicated that participants displayed a slight inclination towards having the toilet paper draped over the roll during ahem moments with oddly placed lighting arrangements. But honestly, who hasn't dabbled with experimental interior design during a masturbation session?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

When I was young, the maids would always set up the toilet paper in the over manner because that's how they were trained as chamber maids in the hotels they previously worked for.

Never had it any other way ever since.

[PeachyPie93]

All growing up I was side A but then I moved in with my boyfriend's family and switched to side B because of them plus everyone saying A is wrong lol

[SaoirseS]

It doesn't matter to me. Is the toilet paper there when I need it? Can I reach it?

[Dargil]

I use a Bum Gun except away from home.

I keep my anus squeaky clean.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m A Monster!

[rosemilk]

over PLEASE

but lets be real, sometimes we all do the one where you just place the roll on top of the empty cardboard roll lol

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

The correct answer is over, but C has happened on occasion if my wife is the last one to use it. Then I always have to fix it.

[AviatorTom]

Over... keeps the paper from sticking to the wall

[Anonymous]

Anyone who votes anything other than B - Over is just f'ing weird.

[itsclearlynicholas]

Side B, has to be 👀👀👀👀👌🏻

[Coden7]

B. So you don’t reach under finding a spider

[gorydetails]

you are wrong if you don't do B.

[handsomelad70]

First I've seen this situation.

[exitseven]

I say under.