What would you do to this 2-space parker?

[AviatorTom]

What would you do if you found this car parked in two spaces in front of your apartment?

[CrazyGirl2]

Well, since that car is a front wheel drive, I would like to do exactly what my dad and his friend did when it happened to them! He grabbed a floor-jack out of the back of his friends truck, and they jacked up the front of the car, then the two of them pushed the car using the floor-jack to steer it into a no parking zone, then called to have it towed!. I would absolutely LOVE to do that to any asshole who parked like that! 🖕🏻

MOST sincerely, Laura 🤗 🥰

[CrazyGirl2]

Thanks for the MHO Tom, it really does mean the world to me.

Laura 🤗 🥰

[Smashingdoozy]

Gather all the neighbours and box them in

[exitseven]

I would park so close to him he would not be able to open the doors or even getting between the cars and i would get out through the back door. I did this once and the guy was waiting for me because he could not get into his car. He saw that I could rip his head off so he just stood there and didn't say a word.

[msc545]

I had someone do this to me once in a market parking lot because I didn't park between the lines. The lot was empty when I arrived, and was empty except for our two cars when I came out.

Funny how the guy's car got very badly keyed...

[exitseven]

@msc545 yeah it is kind of a dick move if the psrking lot was empty. Where I was it was full and I could not even make my own parking space on a lawn or some other place. Thst half a spot was the only thing there.

[msc545]

That is more understandable.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[OlderAndWiser]

Perhaps leave a note that says,

"If you are interested in free parking lessons, call 1-8-0-0-A-S-S-H-O-L-E. "

[jennifer_bloom]

A person told me they fought over parking, so after they won the fight, the guy that was defeated in the vandalized their car with a pair of keys. Even if people do not respect others, making others angry with rudeness puts the perpetrator at risk of attack.

[Dargil]

My designated space (s)? After sunset? This.

2 tires on the same side. Kaden or Ashleigh would need 2 spares.

[Fireguy17]

jack up the front end and put a couple of blocks under the frame/suspension so the front tyres are just off the ground and then remove the jack, sit back and enjoy the show.
Let's just say a friend has done that.

[Daniela1982]

You are assuming that it is front wheel drive?

[Fireguy17]

@Daniela1982 that one is, otherwise I would have said jack up the rear end.
Just going off of the picture that was provided.
Front wheel drive cars you really only need to do one side since very few of the have posi, older rear wheel US cars it can be a crap shoot if they have posi, and many esp Ford pickups have an electric locker, so you would need to make sure both wheels are up, 4wd you would need to do both ends, most Audis are all wheel drive.

[TheorionMage]

Let the air out of their tires by removing/cutting their valves~ Cheap $ to fix; BIG pain-in-the-ass to replace!

[Levin]

Assume @mandyfire98 had pulled up, and get on with my day.

[mandyfire98]

2 is for betas. 3 spaces or none

[OfMiceandMen]

Pull up so close to the driver's door they have to go through the passenger door to access the driver's side.

[purplepoppy]

Be concerned it was a stolen car that had been dumped.

[LadyBecks]

This has happened, and I left a note saying you parked like an ass

[Anonymous]

We always liked to kick in the doors of cars that parked like that. Awwww you don't want to get a little scratch? Well how do you feel about this? :::::stomp!::::

[NathanDavis]

I just park next to it... and don't bother about these things...

[LiamJHayden]

In front of my house? Have it towed, as it would be on my clearly marked property. In another spot, probably just shake my head.

[Ladsin2]

Block them in with my box truck and walk away for lunch.

[MrGSpotHer]

You could clamp them I don't drive so I don't really care if people park outside my flats as long as there's no mischief 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

Park so close to them that they'd never get the doors open `til you and your friend (parked exactly like that on the other side) decide to leave

[Lliam]

He might be surprised to come out and find two flat tires.

[juliammm]

I would take another spot...

[msc545]

This is why I carry a tire valve stem remover.

[Kayla45]

I’d put a cute sticker on their car

[Ms_Facesitter]

Let out the air in the tires.

[thearchjoker]

No, whoever parked like that is a wanker.

[Tulip_A_Dasiy]

complete and total tool bags

[noohair]

Think they had poor driving skills.

[Kathryn1993]

Feed the birds by their car.

[Redstang88]

Nothing? Not my business

[QuietRunner]

ask the Vice President Harris to fix it