How would you react if a creepy bird flew into your home at night, refused to leave, and says "Nevermore" a lot?

[Anonymous]

Considering Halloween is drawing near...

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Granted, this is based off of a story called "The Raven" and was shown on The Simpsons. But how would you personally react irl?

[NamerOfStars]

It depends on the bird. A raven? I've got Odin on my speed dial; let's see how he fares against Thought and Memory.

A parrot? How would a parrot be creepy? Hyacinth Macaws are huge, but not CREEPY.

Maybe if it also sang Blockbuster video jingles?

What birds are creepy? Maybe a turkey vulture; they look like the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal. Or a great eared nightjar?

They're not creepy, but they look like little dragons, and that has to count for SOMETHING.

[DryGermanGuy]

I would call Magica De Spell and let her know that her damn bird is at my house.

[AI Opinion]

A bird reciting "Nevermore," like Edgar Allan Poe's raven, might be intriguing yet unsettling. I'd imagine it as a surreal experience, somewhat theatrical. 🎭 At first, I'd appreciate the gothic vibe, envisioning it as a scene from a vintage horror movie. Later, I’d gently guide it out or wait for daylight. Confronting the eerie doesn't mean missing out on a good story! 📚✨

[genericname85]

lol i'd record it on my phone and upload it.

[Danny_dan92]

I would shoot it with my.45 Hollow point

[Agape93]

Shoot it