You get $100 everytime you annoy a person. What's your new job?

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For me, it's definitely either an internet troll or telemarketer. I'd be a millionaire in no time lol

Rosexøxø · Accepted Answer

Oh my goodness before reading context I thought telemarketer lol just anonymous prank calling really. And like consistent calling 😂 I once did this can called a spam number who had called me and left voicemails the spammer almost laughing once with fake Indian accent.. lol and I decided to do private number and called them 44 times! 😆 and stood absolutely silent. Waited for them to do their intros and just let them hang up every time. It.. MADE ME LAUGH… Lol

So I would definitely do that if I was getting paid for it.

If not that, I would definitely make a job of tripping people as they try to use public transportation for work. Tripping them up and down steps of buses and trains. Nothing life endangering but enough to really get a cuss out of them 😂.

Would make so much money… it’s not even funny, but it is lol

Beckybooboo · Accepted Answer

Have two, maybe three kids, wait a couple years, then move into an upstairs apartment.

14gurlz2gagonit · Accepted Answer

The difference between being an amateur and a professional is actually only if you simply do it for fun, or if you get paid to do it.

I hate that definition because I find that a lot of amateurs "get the job done" much better than a real professional that's just doing their job. Look at the difference between sluts and whores for instance.

Now to answer your question I'd still just be trolling, but I'd have to give it a professional title. Something like "Troll that probably has actually banged your Mom." Yup, that sounds good to me.

You get $100 everytime you annoy a person. What's your new job?

Tsmit240 · Accepted Answer

Working at the DMV

OlderAndWiser · Answer

“Hello. This is customer service and my name is Richard,” spoken in a heavy Indian accent.

Apple1996 · Answer

I already do that here on gag lol so yeah internet trolling

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’m going with “grammar police” based off of my natural abilities and the reality of the world we live in.

If you’re getting at who or what i think is most annoying, internet troll is probably top of the list. Mostly those that deny verifiable facts and spread misinformation.

If i had a superpower, i’d be the “facts police” instead. I’m certain that a lot of people might suggest that wouldn’t be annoying, but they’re wrong. An immeasurable number of people post really dumb things online, and almost nobody likes being corrected. If you could glean the truth of everything and correct everyone who lied or made a mistake, you’d be the most hated person on the planet.

BCRanger10 · Answer

Announce or change plans at the last minute, take too long to do things after I've already said "be done in five minutes", hide people's phones, be incredibly wordy, make movie references out of everything (especially Independence Day), argue even outside the Christmas season that Die Hard is a Christmas movie (I've typed out "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" so much that my phone has memorized it and auto-completes it 😬)... oh goodness, I could be retired twice over by now...

Orion84 · Answer

Professional Traffic Asshole.

I'd just drive around doing all the stupid bullshit that everybody else does on a regular basis. Sit at green lights, run stop signs, change lanes without looking, play on my phone while driving, drive slow in the passing lane, etc.

I'd be able to retire within a week.

seeyounexttuesday · Answer

I have a super power that the second you turn away I can move your phone and/or remote across the room.

HawkPerception · Answer

Who needs a job with that concept? I'd just go to a mall every day and call every obese person that passes me by fat. They wouldn't be able to catch me and I'd be able to pay my food after saying it to just one of them.

7Phoenix7 · Answer

Im a Karen now. I confront strangers to make sure they are following the law. And I make sure they are not intruding my apartment complex.

trumpetplayerforlife · Answer

I'm still doing my current job ima just tell the mechanic there part is on back order more ans that every job it warranty ima be rich af

strateguy632 · Answer

I can't intentionally due to my nature, not even for $, but i can write my eccentric opinions on my blog and people get annoyed.

Sour-rose · Answer

Just a public job like... I don't know movie theater usher. Kids would hate a gate keepin' bitch like me.

ohsheeT · Answer

Same here I get 20 Spam calls. Thirty spam calls a day I took my land mine phone out had it shut off because I was getting 70 to 80 calls per day

Anonymous · Answer

Telling people the painfully obvious

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

Paperboy?  I don't annoy people enough to generate a cool amount of $$$

Lynx122 · Answer

Friend that's the best job to annoy people :D

bowenw · Answer

An incompetent head of state that annoys millions of people every time they open their mouth many times a day.

RavVid · Answer

Turning pro on GAG but I'd need the hate button enabled I guess.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Wearing a MAGA hat and a Bernie Bro shirt with pants that have alternate Palestinian and Israeli flags.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

A democrat politician! Or, at least a loony lefty!!

exitseven · Answer

I would be a bartender and screw up the drinks of customers that do not leave good tips.

DrPepper12 · Answer

No WAY!! Be a teacher! The earnings are UNLIMITED!!!

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Shit all I'd have to do is be myself I annoy people on here all of the time when I don't agree with them

Jerre · Answer

I don’t need the money so wouldn’t deliberately annoy anyone.

Anonymous · Answer

LOL, exactly, it's most likely one of those two :D

4ngelic · Answer

mormon or jehovah witness missionary

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

I'd probably be a heckler in a comedy bar.

Stevepro68 · Answer

Medical insurance prior approval physician.

OneViewpoint · Answer

Republican Senator.

WonderingManII · Answer

hahah, that would be a fun job.

Nikki1989 · Answer

A blue anon.

Paige90 · Answer

Politian (democrat)

Agape93 · Answer

Annoying my partners. I'll make bank daily

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i'm totally going to be a bathroom caddy!!!

AviatorTom · Answer

Customer service, help line.

SixFootSexy · Answer

I'mma spam Rick Roll

Coden7 · Answer

Extended warranty salesman

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Me too. Internet troll or real life troll😂

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Auditor. No doubt.

Babygirl_S · Answer

The one who smiles

Staximus · Answer

I would already be a millionaire

CubaPirate · Answer

Bus driver lol

Anonymous · Answer

I'll just do what I do now, I'm annoying

eagle1951 · Answer

same as it's always been lol

Anonymous · Answer

being the new Rick Roll guy.

alice55 · Answer

sales XD

Gaylordslav · Answer

Being myself

Anonymous · Answer

A political activist

Anonymous · Answer

IRS agent

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