If you could fly, would you still use the toilet or take a poop from the sky?

[coachTanthony]

People keep asking me if I am back and I haven't really had an answer but now yeah... I'm thinking I'm back. -John Wick

Use toilet

Let it fly

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Unfortunately Shit Happens & when you are flying from one place to another if you have to go you have to go so I say let it go. On the flip side they say whatever goes around comes around so wear a poncho if you are walking.

[Bricealan]

@coachTanthony Glad you're back Mr Wick, now start kickin' ass !!!

[Shark_61695]

There's the thought that you could hit a bird, get revenge for all their attacks on your car.

But logistics... your flying along, say like superman, what are you going to do? Stop, pull your pants down and squat? Would you keep moving whilst you pebbledash a swath of ground?

I think landing would be a good option but they could do flying restrooms like those refueling aircraft.

I think I've thought about this too much.

[NathanDavis]

wouldn't that throw you off a bit though...

tricky...

[DishLady]

Poop from the sky is very inconsiderate…. Depending how high up I am the velocity of the drop could kill whoever’s down below. Hmm… maybe more fiber would fix it…. But no, I think it’s better to use the throne than behave like a very large pigeon.

[ShadowdHalls]

Well well, look who's back... The forum has truly missed your deep, probing, Socratic questions that kept us all intellectually stimulated.

And this time, you've outdone yourself with this philosophical missile. You're not just back, you're elevated

[Cormac995]

I've got a lot of grudges across town so being able to poop bomb anyone who pissed me off would make me a menace.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I may be occasionally nasty but I'm not that nasty.

[Anonymous]

I would use a toilet, I'm obviously not a bird to poop on people.

[sage2021]

I'd wear a Depends disposable underwear.

[douride2]

If you have to go you have to.

[Jeff51]

Do what birds do. Aim for people.

[Anonymous]

And be left with crusty butt?

[Anonymous]

take a poop from the sky lol

[Dongie]

Uze zee toi'lèt!