Can you come up with some definitions of old?

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What can you add to the example below?

4ngelic · Accepted Answer

you're getting old when your back starts be stiff

you're old when you can't stay up all night without coffee, and inevitably will crash and sleep for hours in the morning

you're old when life isn't exciting anymore, nothing is new

you're old when you start to be able to watch the news without being bored

you're old when buying house appliances or furniture is exciting

you're old when you start to drink alcohol also for the taste and just to be tipsy, not to just to be hammered drunk

you're old when you start to see lines when you raise or scrunch your eyebrows

you"re old when you realize you've outgrown 'youth culture'

you're old when you get to the point where some people your age are already thinking about marriage and kids

you're old when you realize that life truly isn't sunshine and rainbows where everything is possible, but just a forced boring draining rat race for $$$$ and status, until you're 65 and your life is behind you and you're too old and tired to do anything

you're old when you dont like your age anymore and feel a disconnect

you're old when you realize you're exiting the fun era of your life (aka youth) and entiring the boring part of life where the next things on the list are aging, marriage and kids then working 40 years until your old then retirement then death. you can't look forward to much anymore, all the good stuff is in the past, and you know every year from here on out soon will be worse and worse

Beckybooboo · Accepted Answer

I remember someone saying you're old when your birthday's are similar to the first couple you had. You're wearing diapers, you don't recognize anyone that's there, your drooling, you can't blow out the candles and odds are, you've pissed yourself several times.

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

Getting old is when you repeat yourself because you forgot that already said what you said.
Getting old is when you repeat yourself because you forgot that already said what you said.
Getting old is when girls give YOU a two minute head start when they want you to chase them.
Getting old is when you catch a girl and forget why you were chasing her in the first place.
Getting old is being amazed that the t. v. changes channels every time you fart because you had no idea you were sitting on the remote.
Getting old is when you have to register your b-day cake with the fire dept..
Getting old is when you repeat yourself because you forgot that already said what you said.

Maybe_Maybe_not · Accepted Answer

"OLD" IS WHEN... You say: "When I was young, we played with wood sticks..." You lecture people around you, without noticing they don't really listen You are in your 30's or above You avoid talking to youngsters in the streets You have kids  You read IKEA magazine in the bathroom You're thinking about how much your house costs on the market You don't recognize the world, or the society you live in

Anonymous · Answer

Not old but slowly getting old can be noticing new types of pains or sensations in your body

old is when your poo starts smelling how it used to smell when someone elder came outta bathroom when you were a kid hahah

One way to describe (not define) old can be saying "old is gold" for certain things

Nikki1989 · Answer

Old is when you give up trying. Some people throw in the towel while in their 20s. They might be young in years, decrepit in mentality.

Desi_Butcher · Answer

Old is when you need a map to find ur penis 😂 Old is when the idea of a wild night is sleeping on ur couch before 9pm.

Anonymous · Answer

Can no longer get it up?
Winks at girls and they cringe.
Growing a beard.
Not waxing Sasquatch hair.
Bear gut.
Dad bod.
Silver fox.
Bifocals.
Dad jokes.
Cheap.
Long winded.
Resentful.
Hateful.
Content.

douride2 · Answer

Old is when you see a picture of yourself & wonder who is that old lady/man.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

When you tell a girl half your age that you‘re going to choose the job no one would want over having no job. 🤔

joehypo1 · Answer

Old is when you remember cool ranch doritos coming out , summer 1986 lol

Bricealan · Answer

@nodecision Very, very clever 😁😁😁😁🤣🤣�🤣

Massageman · Answer

Old is when you are not aging, just ripening to perfection.

Anonymous · Answer

Old is when you stop giving a f**k by that account I've been old for years... actually yeah I'll accept the badge

Surely · Answer

Can’t take credit for this. But when you are with Old People and you are one of them!

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Yea perfect definition of old is @PrettyCrumblBb

CaptanHellams · Answer

I think being old is the worst thing 😀

Anonymous · Answer

When your age is more than half a century.

exitseven · Answer

I can sympathize

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